You've seen the art for the upcoming Wii, PS2, and PSP game Silent Hill: Shattered Memories, haven't you? There's all of two images right now: one is of an unattractive logo for the game and the other is of Harry Mason (above), who seems to be clutching his chest while he...

...orders a pizza?

....calls Geico to get his car insurance?

...calls his GPS provider as he seems to be lost in Silent Hill?

...calls in his heart medication prescription?

...calls his agent to find out why he's in such a fugly artist's rendition?

The very minute these images hit the Destructoid offices, we began to mock appreciate them. It's just that...um, okay...so, we're as*holes. Our heartfelt apologies to the artist. And don't hate us, Konami. We love Silent Hill. We love Harry Mason and his new look. But most of all, we love...paying tribute to games. That's why we've put together this collection, this artistic homage to the art of Silent Hill: Shattered Memories.

In our gallery below you'll find that every member of the Destructoid staff has reached deep within themselves to offer up an interpretation of this image of Harry Mason through photography. We hope that this collection of work inspires you to create and share your intrepretations as well.

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ParaParaKing

This is amazing. I love you all!

Justice

This is simply win, please do more in the future!

Xhumation

Comic Gold!

Zombutler

I love destructoid so much. Papa Burch!

Jesse Cortez

LOL..most amazing story on Destructoid ever :D

<3 <3 <3

bluexy

Bahaha

John Johnson

Reminds me of

Guagloves

This is awesome. More of this would be GLORIOUS.

falinter

Is that a boob?!

BigPopaGamer

Chad wins this one, hands down.

Ben Perlee

mine has a llama

ogo2k

A solid lampoon if I've ever seen one, and in my day, I've seen six.

eternalplayer2345

This is one of the most amazing things ever. I will have your babies destructoid just ask.

zombiekiller13

I smell 'contest'...when the game is released.

Nick Chester

More reader interpretations please. Thank you.

Mushman

This is indeed AMAZING!


Do more of this, PLEASE.

Topher Cantler

Come to think of it, I'm amazed at how many of us actually had a brown jacket just lying around.

superflossy

dale's face matches the best!!!!

also, poor kitty totally does not want to be in photo! ;_;

Tiff

Oh my god this was so great. I want to do it. Can I play too?

Shoop

Why did they make him look like a faggy hipster? :(

dontstaylong

as much as i love nick's game gear.... chad does win.

Nick Chester

@tiff:

Yes, please take photo, upload, and post!

Jack Maverick

Everyone seems to really enjoy poking fun at that image, and I don't blame them, it's so unintentionally hilarious.

Anyway, he probably has a really bad itch. Or he's clutching at his battery-powered chest magnet which keeps shrapnel from flowing into his heart, because he is really Iron Man. I'm going with the latter myself.

Bob Muir

I love this, totally cool, but I feel a bit concerned that I don't recognize a few of the people in the pictures...

mix

Lol aweosome stuff, you guys rock!

Hamza CTZ Aziz

From left to right you got Anthony, Ben, Dale, Ender, Grim, Harry, Jim, Ashley, Niero, Colette, Rey, DMV, Nick, Dyson, Orcist, Orcist, Orcist, Topher, CTZ, Holmes, Samit, Chad, Buck Fitches, Jonathan Ross, Rey/Niero/Colette, Technophile and Papa Burch

Anthony Burch

tiff:

No.

Tiff

Awesome! I'll do it when I get home... Gotta get my specks and my burrito phone... or something :D

Brian Szabelski

Anthony/Ashly/their dad win. So awesome.

Sharpless

@Necros
Come on, man. You're slipping. I hardly read this site daily anymore, and I recognized everyone. Maybe *I* should be running the Failcast...

Also, Papa Burch wins.

MechaMonkey

He's clearly calling his heroin dealer. Classic feening pose.

Also, Papa Burch at the end made me burst out with a big ol' belly laugh. Fortunately, nobody was home that I'd have to explain this to.

MechaMonkey

Also, fantastic work staff. A simply tremendous collaborative piece of art.

mix

How about he's listening to a marketer telling him that he's paying to much for his long distance service and he's clucthing his hand into a fist as he is realizing that he has indeed been paying to much for his long distance service.

Sounds like this could be an AWESOME Silent Hill......

Ben Perlee

I just realized he's the Can You Her Me now guy, and he's obviously stuck with a Motorola phone. He's upset at such a situation.

Paul S

Sidetalking!

Chronic Logic

If only Colbert had a stubble beard...

The Amazing Shenazin

I thought Homecoming sucked and was way overrated by you guys, so I remain very skeptical of this game

but this is an awesome parody

Maurice Tan

At first I was playing Silent Hill but then I HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

Reginald

this is the best thing destructoid has ever done.

Dale North

Yay! Thanks, superflossy - i took like 15 photos!

The Amazing Shenazin - Homecoming was as good as these pictures are funny.

grafkhun

He was calling someone, but they just hung up on him, so now he clutches his chest.

Also, Papa Burch, awesome.

UglyDuck

I think we're thinking on too small a scale. This is provably the best thing any gaming website has ever done, possibly even greater than that.

We're talking Internet renaissance here.

Reginald

papa burch ! anthony, now see if you can convince him to dress up like James's dead wife

DaedHead8

Sorry for the quality, I had no one around to snap a photo so I had to use my webcam:

VitaminH

My cat refuses to pose for pictures so I had to hold a stapler instead.

Nick Chester

Haha. Yes, more...more!

Y0j1mb0

lol.

Jesus H Christ

Papa Burch wins every. Single. Time.

Jesse Cortez

I'm at lab...(of course) but I HAD to get in on this :D

Samit Sarkar

Oh god, the three submissions so far are PRICELESS.

MOAR!!!