"When you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back at you." -- Friedrich Nietzsche
Porno is cool and all, but this is why the Internet was created.
Games of the week. Whatever. You know how we do.
Also, I spent 14 hours with Mass Effect. You'd like to think this is the point at which I'm going to say it's terrible in an effort to play the anti-hype card and show solidarity with Anthony and Jim, but that's not really how I do things. I love the damn game. It's the perfect evolution of the BioWare RPG style combined with new-gen FPS trappings, and aside from the terrible controls on the Mako, the lads at BioWare have earned your cash.
Hamza "CTZ" Aziz:
Billy? Did you play video games this week? What have we told you about those games? That's right: they're Satan's rowboat, and if you aren't careful, he'll paddle up your river of shame and steal your precious jewels!
So Billy, what did you play?
It is late. I am full of second-run turkey and ginger ale. The fireplace behind me is crackling out its last and the snow is piling up outside. Good thing there's plenty of warm game systems to keep us all toasty this holiday...more
There's no reason for the above image other than my own personal amusement. Carry on. Destructoid played games during the last 7 Earth-standard days. You would refer to this specific quantity of time as a "week" and we do the...more
Mind not that there exists such a thing as a "behind-the-scenes" interview for a commercial. If that has to be a thing, let them all have Conan O'Brien in them. We played games at Destructoid during the last week and we're itching to tell you all about it. Keep reading and you'll find out what the best console audio visualizer is. The answer may surprise you.more