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"When you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back at you." -- Friedrich Nietzsche
 
I want you all to watch that clip up there. Yes, all 8+ minutes of it.
 
Done? Ok, that clip was the work of a man named Ulillillia (nom de reality: unknown). Thanks to the kind people at Portal of Evil I was exposed to his work earlier this week and between this clip, the others like it and his website, I'm utterly fascinated by this misanthrope. He seems to care so much about games like Bubsy: 3D that his narration and thoughts on the subject go beyond being tedious and dull, to being savant-level ruminations on the nature of the game, and by proxy, on life itself.
 
Oh, but the rabbit hole only goes deeper! This is where I'd quote his website, but the information packed into the thing is far too dense to be taken in bits. It's like it's all been written specifically so that you're forced to read as much of it as possible, and by reading more of it, you achieve a feeling of zen-like comfort and a sense that Ulillillia has gone beyond normal fascination or obsession and stepped into whatever term is used to describe a person who has played Bubsy: 3D for 4500 hours. Add to that the notion that he annotates absolutely everything in the sort of detail usually reserved for Department of Defense IT contracts, and that he actively lives a role-playing game and you come to realize you're glimpsing a world straddling the boundary of genius and lunacy and teetering like mad.

Porno is cool and all, but this is why the Internet was created.

Games of the week. Whatever. You know how we do. 

Colette Bennett:
TAIKO DRUM MASTER.

Also Final Fantasy: Revenant Wings and Myst DS!

I"M SO HAPPY!

Leigh Alexander: 
You ready?

Galaxy, Mass Effect, Trauma Center: New Blood, Ontamarama, Phantom Hourglass (still! damn forest temple) and Dracula X Chronicles. I have no life.

Nex: 
TONS of World of Warcraft (I just got my account back), Virtua Fighter 5 to get my custom Eileen to Master level online, and enough Guitar Hero III to give me carpal tunnel cramps the likes of which are experienced only by chronic masturbators and data processing clerks. 

Also, I spent 14 hours with Mass Effect. You'd like to think this is the point at which I'm going to say it's terrible in an effort to play the anti-hype card and show solidarity with Anthony and Jim, but that's not really how I do things. I love the damn game. It's the perfect evolution of the BioWare RPG style combined with new-gen FPS trappings, and aside from the terrible controls on the Mako, the lads at BioWare have earned your cash.

Niero: 
I've been mentally playing Loco Roco Cocoreccho in my head all week.
Its more fun than the actual game.

Topher Cantler:
Izuna, Geometry wars: Galaxies on Wii and DS, Rock Band, Ikaruga, Subarashiki Kono Sekai, and Eternal Sonata.

Savant:
After finally purchasing an HDTV, I'm going back through all my Xbox 360 games and seeing how they look. Mostly, though, I've been playing a lot of Assassin's Creed and Carcassonne with the future-wife.

I've also been playing a rather dangerous game, as well. It's called How The Hell Do I Calibrate Lag in Guitar Hero III? I just can't get the thing to "feel" as good as it did on my old CRT. Oh well.

BlindsideDork:
My brother let me brother his PSP so I got to play the God of War: Chains of Olympus demo and Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. But that doesn't mean I have forgotten my old faithfuls Team Fortress 2 , Picross DS, and Ghost Squad. So much gaming! So much good!

Chad Concelmo:
I have played nothing but Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations all week long (I <3 Godot!). This whole "finish a game completely before starting a new one" policy that I have implemented for years may finally be the death of me. I have such a huge list of games waiting in the wings that it is starting to get ridiculous. Here's a preview of my November 16, 2008 edition of Games of the Week: I just started playing The Orange Box and, man, I love it! Ugh. I need more hours in the day.

Hamza "CTZ" Aziz:
I played and finished Half-Life 2, Episode 1 and Episode 2. The ending would have been great except I read a damn spoiler by mistake. But, I did forget Alex almost dies so when I saw her get stabbed I was really in shock. I played some Portal too but didn't really play far into it. So far, I'm not real feeling it.

Jim Sterling:
Mass of Sh*t and Warriors Orochi. By the time this comes out I will have played Eternal Sonata too, but things keep getting in the way of my playing that one.

Faith:
I've been playing Viva Pinata, Puzzle Quest, Brain Age and tonight I'm devoting 4 hours to installing Final Fantasy XI on my Xbox 360. Sweet, huh?

Dale North:
I just finished with my review copy of Nartuo:Rise of a Ninja for the Xbox 360 and have moved back to Persona 3. I've also broken out the various classic game collections from Taito, Capcom, Namco, and Sega for the PS2. They're such a better value than a Virtual Console download.

Dick McVengeance:
Madden 08, Star Trek Conquest, and Godzilla Unleashed are what's taking up my plate for the most part. That, and Finish My Screenplay or My Teacher Feeds Me To His Dogs.

Ron Workman: 
Lego Star Wars 2! How I went as long as I did without playing this, I will never understand. I really have a blast playing it. GRAW 2 is another that I skipped and I am catching up on now. These games are totally worth the cheap price. LSW2 can be found used for 10-15 bucks and I picked up GRAW 2 for 20 new. Jim Sterling likes to have tea parties and dress his victims up like clowns before he eats and rapes them. N+ on XBLA is really fun, as well as Arkadian Warriors which is something that I never thought that I would play. Halo 3 and my old stand by Rise of Nations on the PC. Don't forget to get the free DLC for Boom Boom Rocket on XBL by the way.

Tristero:
I played through Daxter for PSP, which was a bit of a let down. There are four different types of bugs to fight against in the game, and that's literally it. How did they get away with that? Interestingly enough, Me and My Katamari isn't half bad, if you're a complete nut for the series like I am. The controls are rough, but there's some cute fun to be had with enough uniqueness thrown in to separate it from the other titles. And Gradius Collection ... honey, don't even get me stahted, okay? If you have a PSP, buy it now!

Gameboi:
Still playing through Super Mario Galaxy, and Mass Effect. I haven't felt the need to play any other games at the moment.

 

Billy? Did you play video games this week? What have we told you about those games? That's right: they're Satan's rowboat, and if you aren't careful, he'll paddle up your river of shame and steal your precious jewels!

So Billy, what did you play? 








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Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 11:15
Aaron Mxy Yost
Awesome, how'd you get your WoW account back?

Given up on playing Super Luigi Galaxy (screw the play control for Luigi), so I've been playing Odama along with a few other Cube titles I picked up used recently.
Krayven's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 11:17
Krayven
Mass Effect Mass Effect Mass Effect
happyorangeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 11:20
happyorangeman
I am currently playing Half Life2: Episode 1, Team Fortress 2, Super Mario Galaxy, and Madden 08 (Hey I don't know why I like it but I do).
vishusdelishus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 11:30
vishusdelishus
Trying to get all the treasure maps and gems in Phantom Hourglass before I hit the last, agonizing trip through the water king's temple. Still trudging through HL2 so I can beat it (finally) after 3 years and get to the episodes.

I fell off the Team Fortress 2 bandwagon as my real life takes priority, but I'll be firing that up soon.
crimson diabolik's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 11:33
crimson diabolik
I finally got Gametap this week so I've been playing Sam and Max Episode 1, The Typing of the Dead and Three Count Bout (not as good as I remember it being). Other than that I've been playing Rock Band on solo, Manhunt 2 and been trying to finish up Bioshock.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 11:40
liam2015
I'm just confused now.

I would be playing PAIN but I busted my sixaxis, and now I need a new one. So no games for liam this week.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 11:42
Aaron Mxy Yost
I just read that guy's reasoning behind why he only showers 3-6 times a month. Words can not express how disturbingly fascinating that guy's site is. I'm pretty certain if I look long enough on there I'll find a spreadsheet that details every single dump he's taken since 1998.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 11:44
Eschatos
It's old games week for me: Doom 3, Deus Ex, and Final Fantasy VI.
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 11:45
BFeld13
I'm playing tons of Squawk Band
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 11:46
Wedge
TF2 and Soul Nomad are a given. I randomly pulled out Wind Waker and got back to work on that for a while too. Also I have a fuckton of games either here now, or incoming from Goozex =O.
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 11:47
Oni
I've cooled a bit to Mario Galaxy 'cause the Purple Prankster Comet is a fucking douchetool. Whoever though it'd be cool to put the purple coins over the abyss is a fucking asshole, and needs to be shot and then stabbed in the eye.

I rented Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles and have been having an absolute blast with it (no pun intended). I love it. It's great fun, and I hope the Wii sees more awesome titles like this. I've never been a big fan on on-rails shooters in the arcade 'cause they consume my quarters like . . . a . . . quarter-consuming . . . thing, but on a home console, I'm all about it. Come on, Suda! Re-release Killer7 on the Wii. You know you want to.

I've also delved back into Portal to try to grab a few achievements I missed on the first and 2nd times through, but I failed at the one I was trying to get; camera shy or whatever that achievement is. Perhaps I'll try again later.

Also, I've been playing an obscene amount of TF2. I fucking LOVE me some TF2. It's just as good, if not better than, I remember it when it was still a Quake mod. I play it as much as I absolutely can.

Wow, long post is long.
Krayven's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 11:48
Krayven
Also, Mario Strikers Charged.
Lord_Satorious's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 11:49
Lord_Satorious
Chad, isn't Godot the shit? He's so awesome, I just wish I knew who it was that was passing him his cup of coffee every other scene.

But yeah, I've been playing Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations too like Chad, in addition to Pokémon Pearl on the DS (I will never stop playing until the _next_ Pokémon game is released). On my Xbox 360, I played Halo 3 on Friday Night Fights, but I usually play Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas if I have a choice of multiplayer gaming. Too bad it's not as popular as it once was, but it's still not hard at all to find a server.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 12:16
Chad Concelmo
@Lord_Satorious,
Yeah, Godot is rad. I am halfway through Chapter 3 and am dying to know who he really is. I have a few guesses ...
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 12:18
Tron Knotts
Ulillillia.

Wow.

After I check out his site in it's entirety, check my blog for a full DSM-IV diagnosis.

As for me, I was vacationing at a friend's down in Orlando Florida. Played hours of Jump! Ultimate Stars on the plane. Expect a review. Get this game for X-Mas if you don't already have it.

Once I got there, we played tons of Lego Star Wars: Complete Saga, Pac Man Vs (he, his wife, me, my finance' each have a DS), Trauma Center New Blood, Soul Caliber Legends (fascinatingly awful game), Mario Galaxy, Geometry Wars Galaxies, Resident Evil:Umbrella Chronicles, and even Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess.

My friend still hadn't beaten it, though he started playing it earlier this year. And it wasn't from lack of trying. He's chalked up 185 hours on the game, and is just reaching the second to last dungeon.

He and Ulillillia actually have a lot in common in that way.
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 12:30
KamikazeTutor
Gears of War for the PC.
It's so buggy... Specially the sound on the driving sequence.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 12:31
Sharpless
You know that joy you brought me, Nex, when you posted the Little Miss Gamer review yesterday? Well, this video did the opposite. Actually, no, that's not entirely true. Watching and listening to someone with such an extensive, genius-level knowledge of something as obscure as Bubsy 3D is an interesting experience. On one level, I'm slightly disturbed by it. On another, I'm enthralled and hanging on his every word. Good find, good read, etc., etc., handjob, etc.

Like our dear The Hamza, I've been playing through Half-Life 2. I will probably continue to do so until I have constant hallucinations of Combine radio transmissions and I develop an acute fear of walking on sand. Ah, the life of an original Xbox owner.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 12:41
Maurice Tan
I promised Necros to finish The Golden Compass and I did. Some MP3 and Galaxy, finished Ace Combat 6 but didn't have much time for anything else.
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 13:25
Justin Villasenor
I've really only been playing Persona 3 this week. And because I've been enjoying it so much I was thinking about trying to find copies of the earlier games that came out on the PlayStation to see if they're just as awesome.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 14:04
Knivy
I barely had anytime to play thanks to final essays week, but I did manage to get a some stars on Mario Galaxy during breaks.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 14:05
Jim Sterling
"My extensive dream journal with over 400 entries is probably one of the largest online dream journals"

Oh Nex, what have you introduced me to?
Axewave's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 14:05
Axewave
I knew a couple guys like Ulillia in highschool. for some reason, I attracted autistic savants (who sometimes didn't understand personal hygene) like a magnet. truthfully, I tolerated them because I felt sorry for them, but ugh, they friggin' got in the way.

the sad part is, they were incredibly smart, and just didn't know an appropriate or productive way to use their talents, so yeah, they ended up doing stupid shit like seeing how high in the map you can get in bubsy 3d, instead of, say, creating a personal teleporter device or learning how to shower.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 14:16
timtheterrible
If this kid hasn't been diagnosed with Aspberger's I'll eat my fucking shorts.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 14:28
Bob Muir
In terms of actually playing games for cereal, I cut through the Japanese of my import copy of Bleach DS to finally figure out the fighting system. It's actually pretty interesting once you learn how the characters work.

Other than that, standard multiplayer fare with friends: Guitar Hero 3 (nearly broke my hands on TTFAF), Guitar Hero 1, and for the first time in over a year, DDRMAX2. Shame my pads only got the folds out of them near the end.
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 14:58
SourGr8pes
Still chipping away at Disgaea PSP here, with occasional breaks for MAss Effect and Soul Nomad.

And yet, I have this primal urge to play Bubsy 3D..........
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 15:05
PrinceofCannedPeaches
Call of Duty 4 like mad - Lvl 55 by Wednesday! Own! Own!

I'm kind of interested in Crysis, but not enough to blow a wad of cash on it. The lads at Best Buy don't like my money anyways, after it turned luminescent green from that run in with STALKER:Shadow of Chernobyl.
RoKiTMaN's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 15:06
RoKiTMaN
I've been playing 'studying for exams'...and Guitar Hero 3...
hypothetical's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 15:07
hypothetical
Damn it. Why have you brought this strange man and his strange website into my life? Something about Ulillillia's whole "deal" is just incredibly fascinating... in a "freaking me out but calling to me like a siren song" kind of way. So now I am wasting large amounts of time sifting through his website and videos when I should be studying... or at least blowing off studying by playing games.

Speaking of games, this week consisted of Rock Band, Puzzle Quest (back into that habit again), and a bit of Eye of Judgment and Warhawk.
ShinSennju's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 15:10
ShinSennju
Nex, what have you done to me? how can you expect me to go on after witnessing the phenomenon that is Ulillillia?

Also, how in hell did you find that bizarre site?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 15:11
king3vbo
what.. the... fuck....
ZMTToxics's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 15:13
ZMTToxics
Return to Castle Wolfenstein and Quake 1 on my ds (DSQuake, google it :p).

A little hexen / quake 3 too. I just got the id super pack off of steam, reliving my quake youth.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 15:30
Samit Sarkar
I pretty much played nothing but Call of Duty 4 this week. I’m about two-thirds of the way through the campaign, and I’m going to finish it before I tackle the multiplayer portion of the game. I played maybe an hour or so of Warhawk as well...can’t wait for that Omega Dawn booster pack!

Finally, I played the best game EVAR: Meet Destructoid Editors and Readers at Blip Festival 2007!. It was the most fun I’ve had since, well, I can’t remember...it’s been a while, with school and all. You guys all rock! (I’ll be blogging about this later.)
Def JM's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 15:50
Def JM
I got contra 4 and thats been kicking my ass since yesterday.
topcow's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 16:08
topcow
Ulillillia showers 3-6 times a month.

Good lord.

Great find Nex.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 16:16
BluDesign
I am still in midst of my gaming surge.

And I have to ignore EVERY game I own this week except for Mass Effect.
I have to mail it overseas next Saturday and I have at least half the game to complete still. Forced RPG'ing is a whip.

After I finish Mass Effect, I'll have Orange Box, Rock Band, Katamari, and GH3 to contend with, so I have my hands full, kinda sorta.

And I just bought E4 last week on XBLA, so there's that too.

Oh, and all of Super Mario Galaxy. Yeah, I have some work to do.
Alanar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 16:26
Alanar
Lots of games this week... Lot's of Xbox 360 games...

Finished Naruto: Rise of a Ninja (94%), killed the fourth target of Assassin's Creed, reached the Smuggler's Hideout in BioShock, built up a small nice garden at Viva Piñata, tried to understand Forza Motorsport 2 (and still don't get it) and started to play Blue Dragon.

What a week...
The Tormented's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 16:40
The Tormented
I just saw 8+ minutes of Bubsy 3D. Thanks to you Destructoid, now I'm dead inside.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 16:52
Wedge
Oh sweet, Sterling finally got around to Warriors Orochi. I should go back to that too, but Dynasty Tactics 2 is one of the Goozex games I just got. Goddamn frickin' polar opposite of a Warriors game.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 17:02
Sharpless
@timtheterrible
Seeing as though he only leaves the house for around 8 hours per month, I don't think he's been outdoors long enough to be properly disgnosed with Asperger's.
NyghtcrawleR's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 17:17
NyghtcrawleR
Words really cant describe what you see and read while you view his site. Its absurd, sad, amusing, surprising, and downright ridiculous all at the same time.
twentythoughts's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 17:56
twentythoughts
Godot is awesome, and he's got a good story behind him. It's pretty obvious who he is, though, when you get to chapter four. What's less obvious is what he's capable of.

Me, I'm still juggling Mario Galaxy and Final Fantasy Tactics. 80 stars in the former, 98 hours into the latter, and I think I'm entering the final battles in the game. Why so many hours? Well, I got all but one character so far, I've done all the Tavern quests but for a couple that seem to demand an Arithmetician (which I don't have yet), and I've got about twenty characters total above level 40.
vishusdelishus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 18:06
vishusdelishus
Whatever games I was playing have been usurped by my new obsession - Dream count statistics.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 18:27
Holyetheline
What in the world. I've been playing the original Bubsy game lately on SNES. I love it. That video up there was crazy. That guy really loves his Bubsy.
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 20:10
iRaf
I SEEN THIS GUY ON NEOGAF ACOUPLE DAYS AGO, HE'S FUCKING WILD!!!
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 20:24
Topher Cantler
FINAL BOSS OF THE INTERNET.
Jonathan Kerr's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 20:30
Jonathan Kerr
Ulillillia is amazing.
I can't stop reading his blog.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 20:34
Aerox
@Chad

PC Orange Box or 360? If it's the PC one (which it should be) you better join the Dtoid group.
Ham Vagina's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 21:30
Ham Vagina
That guy's blog, if you can even call it that, is something indeed! My favorite quote, listed under the "About my history with food and drink" heading is as follows:

"Although I called them "pizzaburgers", they were nothing more than miniaturized pizzas with hamburger buns used as the "crust". They tasted nearly three times as good as the other pizzas I was having"

Not twice as good, not even ten times as good, but nearly three times as good. I believe this guy actually has a formula tucked away somewhere that quantifies the deliciousness of pizza. Classic!
Nubc4kes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 21:38
Nubc4kes
I don't know what to think of this poor, poor soul... The amount of excruciating detail that goes into every action of his life is almost incomprehensible to the human brain. When I was watching that video, I think my mind started to imploded out of boredom.

Also, TF2.
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