It's my sincere hope that these tips will help you to survive what may very well be your final days. God speed.
Halo 3, and that new car game on XBLA. Thats it. Ohh, Lawsuit dodger 5000 has been a blast. I watched Linde touch a kitten inappropriately last week. With all thats going on with Dtoid, I havent had time to play. We need to get Niero to play games also. He has been working so much on Community Blogs that he no play no games meng.
Nick "Brutal" Chester:
I'm still playing through Spider-Man 3 on the Xbox 360. I'm not really enjoying it, but I don't hate it enough to stop playing. I'm determined to see it through until the end -- I will see see Venom, God damn it, even if it's only for 12 seconds.
I've also been playing the Warhawk beta which, when it's not freezing my PlayStation 3, has been a lot of fun. Heads and legs have been ripped off while playing Mortal Kombat: Armageddon on the Wii. Finally, my DS is seeing Sega's Feel The Magic, thanks to Goozex user who goes by the name of "Gray Wolf."
Oh, and I'm still playing Manhunt (Xbox), but my progress has been stalled because I'm -- what are the words I'm looking for here -- oh, that's right ... getting bored with it.
I spent the entire week kayaking through the Bering Strait. It's strange how many people know Russian up there ...
Hold it! Phoenix Wright 2 just appeared on my doorstep, so there goes a lot of my free time from now on. Other than that, I'm slowly chugging through Super Paper Mario. I hate it when you're on level 99 of the pit of 100 trials, and something randomly kills you, thus wasting the last hour of your life.
One game for the past week: PUZZLE QUEST. Oh God this game is so addictive, I can't even find the words to describe it. Little doses of crack!!!
ZOMG FORZA 2!! CAN'T TALK NOW, RACING, LEAVE MESSAGE PLZ KTHX!
At the tone, record your message. When you are finished, you may hang up, or find me on XBL for mulitplayer options.
I'm playing Butt-Raped By Finals IV: The Reckoning.
I'm "playing" Seaman, as much as any person can actually play a virtual pet simulator narrated by Leonard Nimoy.I'm also playing Gitaroo Man on the side, and I've become hopelessly addicted to Urban Dead, despite the fact that I absolutely hated it about a week ago.
A few hours of Mario Strikers. Oh, and maybe three minutes of Super Mario Bros. 3. Yeah, it's been a bad, bad week for video gaming.
A good friend of mine gave me Rampage for the Wii. The game has little depth but when you get for people in a room its a lot of fun. For example, the quickest way to break a building is to climb to the top and pound down on it (which requires the flailing of the wiimote as if you are beating a donkey) which may also cause friends to fly off of the edge and yell HE'S ASS RAPING ME! HE'S ASS RAPING ME! Good times. We also attempted to play Crystal Chronicles four players, but it required an intense network of gameboy advance hardware like the world has never seen. I also picked up a few demos like Forza and beat the remastered Double Dragon on LIVE after 500 continues. I thought they did well with it, unlike the Rush N Attack reprise that robs all seriousness from the game. I hope to start an ActRaiser code on my Wii later tonight and put in some more time into Odin Sphere, which is SO FUCKING PRETTY!!!
Guitar Hero II, Mad Tracks, and Metal Slug 2 were probably the only games I played this week. Finals have caused me to avoid all other addictive games that can't be played for short periods of time. The Halo 3 beta couldn't have been released at a worse time for me.
I've been doing the Forza 2 thing, as well as messing around with Mario Party 8 (nothing serious, so don't call it an affair).
Hamsa "CTZ" Aziz:
I beated The Suffering 2 Friday night. Everything about the game is awesome except for the weak ass endings. Seriously, Torque (main character) is going through all of this hell and we're only given a 1 minute ending?! Oh, I've also, I can't believe I'm admitting this, have gotten back into StarCraft. It's so bad. I hate myself for it.
Rogue Galaxy and Mario Party 8 have pretty much been the only things I have gotten my hands on this week. Oh, and I saw Knocked Up. I know that has nothing to do with video games, but it is so f-in' good that I thought it deserved mentioning.
(Editor's Note: Nex panders to our Latino audience out of spite for our Alaskan audience.)
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