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Hopefully you can stop jacking off and/or rubbing your clitorati long enough to read what our editors have been playing this week. If not, ignore the rest and continue self-pleasuring to that steel monument to eros.
Dick McVengeance:
Much to Nex and Aaron's delight, I've picked up Lunar Knights, and I am playing that whenever I'm not busy exposing the lives of the poor and destitute in New York City.
Aaron Linde:
Crackdown, when it shows up -- god, soon, please make it soon -- and in the mean time, Final Fantasy VI Advance's bonus dungeon, where even the happiest of cutesy bunnies will rip off your cock and eat it in front of you. Seriously, that dungeon is fucking brutal.
Nick Brutal:
I've embarked upon the Xbox Rewards: Old Spice Challenge, so I will play everything and anything that gives me achievements. That includes Madden 2006.
orcist:
I'm still pissing around 10 years too late, playing Secret of Mana. However, I'm going to spend the weekend scouring my local game stores in an attempt to find Oddworld some where other than eBay.
Faith:
I'm playing Psychonauts, Final Fantasy XII, and Mario vs Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis. I put my other games on hold for now. I have 10 games in total I still need to finish.
I never had this many games to play until I started writing for Destructoid. This site made me want more games than I can play at once. Damn you, Dtoid!
Psychonauts is wicked by the way. Anyone with an Xbox, PS2 or Xbox 360 pick it up. I love the Tim Schafer humor in it.
Grim:
I've been playing a little S.T.A.L.K.E.R multiplayer here and there. I also decided to give Viva Pinata a revisit and found out that you can get a 20 point achievement for simply naming a character. Saying that I went into a fit of uncontrollable laughter would be a huge understatement.
Robert Summa:
I'm playing a lot more PC games these days for whatever reason. I've gotten hooked on Company of Heroes online and just now started the Lord of the Rings Online beta. On the console side, I'm still playing a lot of Crackdown and Resistance Fall of Man.
Not being in NYC anymore, it seems my handheld gaming days are crawling to an end.
Nex:
I've been getting back into Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin. If you actually try to do everything in this game, it takes forever. I'm up to twenty hours of play time, and I've still got 20% of the Nest of Evil left. If you thought Dracula was hard, try the optional shit; it's fucking demonic.
Oh, and my girlfriend got me into Gametap, and it's truly the best $10 a month you can spend on your PC. Between the exclusive Sam and Max games and all the fantastic old and new school stuff you have unlimited access to, this is one of the few purchases I can recommend to anyone, no matter what genres they prefer.
Colette Bennett:
DS: Just got Lunar Knights, also still playing Rocket Slime and Hotel Dusk. I swear the Honeymoon period will never end with this little portable. I'm just as in love as I was in the beginning!
PC:Installing LOTR beta as we speak, Uru with my man Aaron Linde and a little bit of Phantasy Star 4 thanks to Gametap.
hushgush:
Don't mind me, I snuck in through the back. Playing Dead Rising and Galaga on XBLA.
Fronz:
Lunar Knights, and playing Pokemon Red (replay) and Pokemon Gold (first time) to get back into the series for when Diamond/Pearl comes out. Just got Crackdown too.
What have you ladies and gents been playing this week? 'With myself' is the obvious answer, especially in this case, so aim for originality.
secret of mana was the shit!
as for game stores Id reccomend game crazy... theyre one of the few still selling ps1 games. assuming its oddworld for the ps1...
Other than that im playing rouge Galaxy and Castlevania POR
Same as last week
i racked up on dreamcast games there one day
they even have a gamegear and a bunch of games on the cheap
Or until I can buy a new DS Lite. Whichever comes first.
Cube (on wii) MGS: Twin Snakes
Superman: Shadow of Apokolips
XBOX - Scarface (can't wait for the wii version)
Family Guy Game
GUN
Finishing that today, and also finishing Insane mode on GOW over co-op. The Locust HATE dominic, apparently. More than Marcus, even.
Then after I clear those two games I can finally return to the VC and get Kid Icarus. Maybe buy a Classic Controller so Super Mario World is playable...
damn you nex for using that banner picture!!
Also, why would you play two Pokemon games at once? It's not meant as a dis: I'm honestly curious.
Beat Crackdown last night and am now just running through the city racking up achievements and killing myself in funny ways. I'll probably pick up Sonic and the Secret Rings either today or tomorrow and start that.
I've also played the God of War 2 demo about oh I don't know, 10 or 15 times already. God I want that game.
When my copy of ICO arrives in the mail, ill be playiong that too.
Forza Motorsport
Battlefield 2/2142