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What is Destructoid? It's this thing! We publish it. We love our readers. We have unleashed a string of contests so awesome that babies and whales are reportedly melting. But first, a matter of business.

I'd like to remind everyone, before we're fatter and more cynical, that we've not forgotten that our very existence violates at least eight natural orders of the universe, and the fact that we grew our readership by nearly 60% this year is surely an irony of the gods. Why stop here? Let's go hump the moon, man!

First, I'm proud to announce formally that *drumroll* Destructoid is moving to the San Francisco area in February 2010 into what I can now only describe as a bunker of web development, coffee, and infinite bacon for all passersby. We will be celebrating four years of independent games blogging in the beautiful state of California to further d*ck around in the American game industry's backyard. (All in favor of this, say hoozah!)

Second: Citizens of San Francisco, you will soon see me in my underwear. I apologize in advance and will explain later.

Third: Destructoid is giving away about $10,000 worth of stuff in the next 25 days. Consoles. Computers. Games. Swag. Toys. Crap you couldn't buy even if your dad was a terrible shogun. One contest every day. Some will be small and end in seconds, some will last a few weeks. Some will send you on a scavenger hunt for Destructoid's headless cat of generosity, pictured above.

To get to the contests, click on the green contest button on the top of the site or follow this link!

 






Contests Official Rules



No Purchase Required to Enter or Win

1. Eligibility: Destructoid.com contests are usually provided by sponsors who, due to customs and shipping costs (yay budgets), often limit participation to individuals who are legal residents of the fifty (50) United States (unless otherwise stated) and are 12 years of age. We encourage our overseas friends to be super sneaky and make a friend in the United States who can receive your prize, and then you two figure out the customs/logistics. Be cautious about who you trust, obviously. Employees of destructoid.com, their advertising or promotion agencies, those involved in the production, development, implementation or handling of Contests, any agents acting for, or on behalf of the above entities, their respective parent companies, officers, directors, subsidiaries, affiliates, licensees, service providers, prize suppliers any other person or entity associated with the Contests (collectively “Contest Entities”) and/or the immediate family (spouse, parents, siblings and children) and household members (whether related or not) of each such employee, are *not* eligible and will be fired and publicly beaten if are caught participating. All U.S., federal, state and local and regulations apply.

2. Agreement to Official Rules: Participation in the Contest constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to and acceptance of these Official Rules and the decisions of the Sponsor, which are final and binding. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.

3. Entry Period: The start and end dates/times of each Contest (the “Entry Period”) will be posted on the applicable Contest site.

4. Entry: To enter a Contest, follow the instructions on the Contest site. Submission will result in one (1) entry. The number of times you can enter the Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The use of any agencies or automated software to submit entries will void all entries submitted by that person.

5. Drawing: At the conclusion of the Entry Period, we will select the names of the potential winners in a random drawing of all eligible entries received during each Entry Period. The number of winners to be selected in a specific Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The odds of being selected as a potential winner depend on the number of eligible entries received during the Entry Period. Potential winners will be contacted via email and will be asked to provide their full name, age and mailing address within a specified time period. If a potential winner does not respond within the timeframe stated in the notification email, we may select an alternate potential winner in his/her place at random from all entries received during the Entry Period. Limit one (1) prize per household per Contest.

6. Requirements of the Potential Winners: Winners will be notified by the e-mail address associated with their account on destructoid.com.com and/or receive a Private Message on destructoid.com.com or through a Twitter Direct Message/Facebook message. Winners have five (5) days from the original message alerting them of their winnings to respond and claim their prize. If no winner comes forward within five business days, the prize will be forfeited and raffled again where Destructoid's hardcore fans are most active (forums/community blogs/facebook group).

7. Prize(s): The prize(s) (including each prize’s approximate retail value) available to be won in a specific Contest will be posted on the Contest site. No cash or other substitution may be made, except by the Sponsor, who reserves the right to substitute a prize with another prize of equal or greater value if the prize is not available for any reason as determined by the Sponsor in its sole discretion. The winners are responsible for any taxes and fees associated with receipt or use of a prize. Prizes will be mailed between 1 to 45 business days after winners have replied with their required info.

8. General Conditions: In the event that the operation, security, or administration of the Contest is impaired in any way for any reason, including, but not limited to fraud, virus, or other technical problem, the Sponsor may, in its sole discretion, either: (a) suspend the Contest to address the impairment and then resume the Contest in a manner that best conforms to the spirit of these Official Rules; or (b) award the prizes at random from among the eligible entries received up to the time of the impairment. The Sponsor reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual it finds to be tampering with the entry process or the operation of the Contest or to be acting in violation of these Official Rules or in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner. Any attempt by any person to undermine the legitimate operation of the Contest may be a violation of criminal and civil law, and, should such an attempt be made, the Sponsor reserves the right to seek damages from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law. The Sponsor’s failure to enforce any term of these Official Rules shall not constitute a waiver of that provision. In case of a dispute as to the owner of an entry, entry will be deemed to have been submitted by the authorized account holder of the screen name from which the entry is made. The authorized account holder is defined as the natural person who is assigned to an e-mail address by an Internet access provider, online service provider, or other organization responsible for assigning e-mail addresses for the domain associated with the submitted e-mail address.

9.Release and Limitations of Liability: By participating in the Contest, entrants agree to release and hold harmless the Contest Entities from and against any claim or cause of action arising out of participation in the Contest or receipt or use of any prize, including, but not limited to: (a) unauthorized human intervention in the Contest; (b) technical errors related to computers, servers, providers, or telephone or network lines; (c) printing errors; (d) lost, late, postage-due, misdirected, or undeliverable mail; (e) errors in the administration of the Contest or the processing of entries; or (f) injury or damage to persons or property which may be caused, directly or indirectly, in whole or in part, from entrant’s participation in the Contest or receipt of any prize. Entrant further agrees that in any cause of action, the Contest Entities’ liability will be limited to the cost of entering and participating in the Contest, and in no event shall the Contest Entities be liable for attorney’s fees. Entrant waives the right to claim any damages whatsoever, including, but not limited to, punitive, consequential, direct, or indirect damages.

10. Disputes: Except where prohibited, entrant agrees that any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of, or connected with, the Contest or any prize awarded shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action. All issues and questions concerning the construction, validity, interpretation and enforceability of these Official Rules, entrant’s rights and obligations, or the rights and obligations of the Sponsors in connection with the Contest, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia, without giving effect to any choice of law or conflict of law rules (whether of the Commonwealth of Virginia or any other jurisdiction), which would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than the Commonwealth of Virginia.

11. Contest Results: To enter the contest without needing to buy/sell anything or request a written copy of the name of the winners, send a self-addressed stamped envelope (stating the specific Contest you are requesting the winners for) to destructoid.com Contest Winners 260 King Street Suite 883, San Francisco California 94107. We run many contests, so please be specific in what you are requesting. Winner requests must be received within thirty (30) days from the end date of the applicable contest (they're always posted on our site though). Winners are usually posted the day following the contest on our contest section.

Lastly, Destructoid has the right to kick your ass and take away your prize if you are a total dickhead, so be cool and don't kick any puppies on your way to victory. Have fun with our contests and be a good sport when you win or lose. Remember: First you get the power, then you get the money, then get the baby.

 




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mrblacksuit's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:03
mrblacksuit
Heck yea!
nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:07
nukka jdav
Aww...this is sad in a "my kid is going to college" kind of way.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:07
Mr Andy Dixon
Bring it, bitch.
Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:08
Andrew Kauz
Hey Niero, want to pick me up on your way to SF? I could use a nice relocation, and it's on your way.
ArcticFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:08
ArcticFox
OOOOOOOHHHH YEAHHHHH!

/Macho Man Randy Savage would approve of this.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:08
Knivy
Yay niero!! I might see you even more often now that you'll be in California :D.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:09
Monodi
:O!!!
Zepwich's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:09
Zepwich
Woot Woot
Boxhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:09
Boxhead
hoozah!

Bay Area ftw.
Evil Cheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:12
Evil Cheese
Hell yes I'm ready! Here's hoping I can snag a 360 from you guys tool. Destructoid needs to go on tour. Like in Brutal Legend, but less death.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:13
RonBurgandy2010
Can you and Colette stop in New Orleans for Mardi Gras on the way there please?
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:13
mistic
Hoozah!

2 hours means 1:15 am for me though so not sure if I'll make it that long as its just a regular weekday over here :p
DinnertimeNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:13
DinnertimeNinja
Mmmm... Infinite bacon...
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:14
bluemeep
Aww, y'all are heading out west? Florida just got lamer.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:15
eternalplayer2345
Yeah! I am visiting san francisco in two weeks, wish I would have gone in February now
Lil Jorsche's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:17
Lil Jorsche
I'm not ready. Can we hold this off for a month or two maybe possibly?
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:17
ScottyG
Yay!!! :D

Um... one thing though... are these contests open to just the US, or the whole world? (or at least Canada ;D)
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:18
manasteel88
its on like donkey kong
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:19
Elsa
Yes, we're ready... and congratulations on the 60% readership growth!
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:20
Tiff
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Slowey's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:21
Slowey
LETS DO THIS THING
SuperMonk4Ever's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:21
SuperMonk4Ever
Congrats! :D

And hell yes! Lets get this show rolling!
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:21
Black Nexus
Hoozah!
But I'll probably be on the train in 2 hours, crap.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:23
Technophile
Oh great, now my boss will be close enough to check up on my shenanigans.

Kidding. <3 :* :O
Nanoplasmia's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:23
Nanoplasmia
San Francisco needs no explanation for pantless-ness.
JohZho's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:24
JohZho
:D
Durga AI's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:26
Durga AI
Being a Brit I know nothing about San Francisco apart there being trams, it's very hilly and it has a lot of gay people living there, enlighten me on why the move...
Riegel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:27
Riegel88
Awesome!, But I'm taking a nap.
ran24's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:27
ran24
that's a pretty impressive increase in readership. Congrats guys.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:28
Jordan Devore
West coast, baby.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:28
Xzyliac
HOLY SHIT YEAH!

Also, as someone raised SanFran, a straight man in his underwear is the least of SF's problems.

Also, don't kill the whales! It's not worth it!
Tremulant's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:29
Tremulant
I WAS BORN READY I think
HammerShark's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:29
HammerShark
HOOZAH!!!

and YES!

I AM RED-"E" and GREEN to go.
cap123's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:31
cap123
US only i guess
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:32
Danzflor
LEEEEEEET'S DOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEET!!
Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:33
Tony Ponce
Dammit, and the Dtoid office was so close by. Who am I gonna stalk now?
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:33
whormongr
#1 cool. free stuff
#2 does that mean we can maybe start doing some dtoid things around here in SF offline? (and by SF ai don't mean way the f**k in san jose or something)
worldagainstjose's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:36
worldagainstjose
Hoozah! Whale melting? Yes please
Guncannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:38
Guncannon
Will one of the gifts be the return of Retroforce GO!?
kiyo-chan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:39
kiyo-chan
San Francisco really is the new place to be.

Good luck!! Miami will be far less appealing knowing Destructoid doesn't work out of here anymore. Darn that I found this out this late too.
KIDA26's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:40
KIDA26
hoozah.
Zippyduda's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:42
Zippyduda
I'm down like Browntown.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:47
CelicaCrazed
Niero is the new Jesus.

Also, headless cat. Never would have guessed that haha. While I hope I win something, I feel like a winner for just being a part of this community ^_^
Raggamofyn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:47
Raggamofyn
MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS, BRAH
duhm64's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:47
duhm64
make it rain bitches!
satarius's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:49
satarius
Awww, now I gotta go and dig out my posting hat again. I'm excited that DToid is successful enough to even be throwing this giveaway. Good job gents.
duhm64's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:51
duhm64
you just tell me where to sign
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2009 16:52
Electro Lemon
I CALL DIBS ON AT LEAST ONE OF THE PRIZES OKAY? OKAY IT IS AGREED THAT I HAVE CALLED DIBS NOW
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