4:57 PM on 02.04.2008
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On this week's < Destructoid Rewind < the Reverend's opus the Mario Brothers on the big screen dominates the charts with over a sixty thousand readers (yes, yes, that's over 9,000). Was it a masterpiece or is he watching the film through retro goggles? Tough to say, but comments sure did bring some reclusive fans of the film out of their shells. Other oddities include a rumor that made number 9 didn't turn out to be Rock Band, so maybe that project was put on the shelf or will follow suit? Who knows. Whatever it is, I hope it involves Wyld Stallions.
This week's pre-Valentine Destructoid archives* feature two romantic headlines: Living the dream as a game designer and how to potty train your wife from ruining your addictive gaming lifestyle. If you haven't tied the knot yet you can probably get around having to deal with that by seeking out women that photograph themselves half naked convered in video game consoles: the ever-present ladies of Destructoid Nerdcore land the number six spot. If you're having trouble meeting these women, maybe you need to consider a career in game testing. The hours are long but there's always the perks!
* Editor's Note: This is a public service announcement from one guy to another: V-Day is next week. Make plans so your loved one doesn't toss a console at your face for forgetting.
| # | | Title | # Views | # Comments |
| 1 | | Why the Super Mario movie is an underappreciated masterpiece | 60,847 | 114 |
| 2 | | The two greatest game endings ever produced | 49,634 | 86 |
| 3 | | Japanese-style RPGs: Where kiddie sex dreams come true | 30,373 | 38 |
| 4 | | Gonna have to face it, you're addicted to WoW | 27,335 | 32 |
| 5 | | Marriage + Gaming = Game Over? | 14,383 | 45 |
| 6 | | NERDCORE!!! Sexy Video Game Bikinis | 12,584 | 61 |
| 7 | | Living the dream: Interview with a game tester | 12,501 | 45 |
| 8 | | Jack is back and in video form (update) | 10,289 | 51 |
| 9 | | Rumor: New info on the killer app Red Octane is working on | 9,148 | 19 |
| 10 | | Increase your gamerscore, get stuff | 6,285 | 22 |
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Wyld Stallions!
Please note Nerdcore still appearing on the list. Perverts.
Some games don't even sell that well.
I completly agree with it.
or something. I had definitely registered by then, but I guess I still wasn't posting much.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!
In my face. That will teach to give more than a cursory review of the subject matter. I thought this was for all of 2007. Up mine.
Rev is made of superflowerwinsauceages. <-I'm adding that word to Firefox spell check dictionary.
/me feels really old :(
THANKS DESTRUCTOID!!!
Then again I like boobs more than videogames...call me crazy!