On this week's < Destructoid Rewind < the Reverend's opus the Mario Brothers on the big screen dominates the charts with over a sixty thousand readers (yes, yes, that's over 9,000). Was it a masterpiece or is he watching the film through retro goggles? Tough to say, but comments sure did bring some reclusive fans of the film out of their shells. Other oddities include a rumor that made number 9 didn't turn out to be Rock Band, so maybe that project was put on the shelf or will follow suit? Who knows. Whatever it is, I hope it involves Wyld Stallions.
This week's pre-Valentine Destructoid archives* feature two romantic headlines: Living the dream as a game designer and how to potty train your wife from ruining your addictive gaming lifestyle. If you haven't tied the knot yet you can probably get around having to deal with that by seeking out women that photograph themselves half naked convered in video game consoles: the ever-present ladies of Destructoid Nerdcore land the number six spot. If you're having trouble meeting these women, maybe you need to consider a career in game testing. The hours are long but there's always the perks!
* Editor's Note: This is a public service announcement from one guy to another: V-Day is next week. Make plans so your loved one doesn't toss a console at your face for forgetting.
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