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Can you smell it? That's Watchmen fever -- it's in the air!

Or maybe it's money. Because with the Zack Snyder's Watchmen film adapation hitting the theaters this week, there sure is a lot of marketing stuff going on this week. Hell, just in the videogame world alone a mobile phone game has a launched, and this week brought an announcement of an iPhone massively-multiplayer online title, Watchmen: Justice is Coming

Today, Watchmen: The End is Nigh hits Xbox LIVE Arcade, with a PlayStation Network version available tomorrow. The final reviews of the highly-anticipated film have yet to hit, but our verdict on this digital download title is in. 

More after the jump.

Watchmen: The End is Nigh (Xbox LIVE Arcade, PlayStation Network)
Developer: Deadline Games
Publisher: Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment
Released: March 4, 2009 (March 5 on PlayStation Network) 
MSRP: $19.99 (1600 MS Points on XBLA)

Good news for fans of classic beat ‘em ups -- Watchmen: The End is Nigh is unashamed of its roots, an obvious homage to classic brawler-style games. Unfortunately, that’s also the bad news; as fun as it can be in spurts, The End is Nigh snuggles into a formula early on, and refuses to let up, relying on the same tricks for nearly six chapters of gameplay.

From a pure gameplay perspective, it’s easy to fall in love with The End if Nigh’s simple-yet-fulfilling combat. Players can choose from one of two masked heroes, the methodical and feral Rorschach, or the more refined martial artist, Nite Owl. As either hero, recognizable controls will have you pounding thugs and creeps into the ground, with light and strong attacks that can be strung together rhythmically to unleash some brutal-looking and rewarding combos.

Although the button combinations for each brawler are essentially the same, Nite Owl and Rorschach each have different animations and fighting styles, which give playing as each a slightly different feel. The game’s context-sensitive finishing moves are also satisfying and varied, the game trickling out different animations as you play, so the game frequently surprises you with more than a few “oh cool!” moments.

The End is Night can be played cooperatively (split-screen only), with each hero having the ability to take different paths through levels, helping one another reach new areas. Nite Owl has a grappling hook for instance, and can reach rooftops by finding grappling points, usually indicated by obvious “this way up” graffiti and other hand-holding signage. And for whatever reason, only Rorschach can climb pipes and roll under gates, which only Nite Owl can lift. This, of course, is why the two must cooperative as a team. Otherwise, they’d never be able to get through the game’s six chapters, each of which has an area (or two or three or four) that requires context sensitive gate-lifting as Nite Owl (by “pumping A,” as the game puts it) and then subsequent under-the-gate floor rolling as Rorschach.

This right here is the game’s biggest problem -- its repetition. As solid and enjoyable as the combat is, there are only so many crowds of generic-looking thugs you can pound on before things start to feel a bit stale. By Chapter III, déjà vu really starts to set in, with each area playing out like a copy-and-paste of the last. You start in an open area beating up some thugs (some fat, some skinny), and then move on to another open area where a cut-scene will trigger and then more thugs will pour in. After you dispatch them, you’ll lift a gate, flip a switch, or turn a valve before moving on. Outside of the environment and clothes the thugs are wearing, there’s almost nothing to differentiate them from one another; you rarely need to change tactics, either, as all of the enemies essentially behave the same.

While this kind of “generic thugs as a punching bag” concept is par-for-the-course in brawler games, The End is Nigh rarely -- if at all -- does anything to switch it up or throw you for a loop. Nearly every chapter disappointingly ends with a generic battle against a group of identical thugs you’ve been fighting since you pressed start. It’s not until Chapter VI, a final boss battle, that things are changed up a bit, and even then the game manages to toss in the familiar thug-thumping just to remind you that you’re playing Watchmen: The End is Nigh.

The story -- penned by the editor of the original graphic novel, Len Wein -- is well-told through animatic cut-scenes that do a nice job evoking the look and feel of the comic. As a prequel to the graphic novel (and the upcoming film), it contains no spoilers for those unfamiliar its story, and can stand on its own without any prior knowledge or Watchmen history. While it also contains plenty of nods for fans (the entire story is based around backstory that’s only mentioned in passing in the graphic novel), it also doesn’t shed any real light on the characters or introduce any particularly important narrative points.

The End is Nigh seems like the foundation for an exceptional, well-put-together brawler, with the look of a Triple-A title that could have been something more. But it also feels like a concept, a shell that only gets the basics right and doesn’t take that next step to become a more interesting, engaging experience. The beat ‘em up engine and ideas are here, and it would be a shame if the game’s developer, Deadline Games, didn’t develop a more fleshed out brawler experience -- whether attached to the Watchmen franchise or not -- in the future.

Because of this, it’s hard to recommend Watchmen: The End is Nigh at its $19.99 price tag. While there’s somewhere about three hours of game to be played (maybe more if you choose to replay the game with both heroes), it basically boils down to the same 30 minutes repeated across six chapters. Still, if your tolerance for repetition is high, or you’re just looking for some mindless beat ‘em up action you can play with a buddy, The End is Nigh could be just what you’re looking for.

Score: 5 -- Mediocre (5s are an exercise in apathy, neither Solid nor Liquid. Not exactly bad, but not very good either. Just a bit "meh," really.)


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Mr Gilder's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 14:07
Mr Gilder
This seems to be the concensus about the game so far. Gorgeous looks, but wholely uninspired and forgettable gameplay. Licensed cash-ins are licensed cash-ins, regardless of how stellar the license. This is a real shame, but not unexpected.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 14:11
pendelton21
Not surprised. I wished that the story bits were cool, and added something to the overall mythology of the series. But, in no way does this thing look worth $20. Great review.
Magnalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 14:15
Magnalon
I would have liked it better if the in-game graphics looked like the comic book graphics it had in the cut-scenes.

Think about it. Play off of the mad success of Castle Crashers; put it at $15, and it would have sold like hotcakes.

Comix Zone spiritual successor anyone?!
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 14:18
Xhumation
so the narrative is not that important to the watchmen mythos and the gameplay is repetitive?

Yeah I think I'm gonna pass. I love the original graphic novel but I'm not buying every piece of tie-in merchandise they release.
Guttlesswonder's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 14:18
Guttlesswonder
I paid more for Man Hunt 2, so WTF I will give it a go. As long as the bone crunching sounds good I will be fine.
ian_esq's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 14:20
ian_esq
Im on my way to the movie premiere tonight, Im fuckin stoked
Drack48's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 14:22
Drack48
For $9.99 I would have bitten, I do not like the trend of these downloadable games going up in price at all..

Look at something like Wipeout, that was clearly worth a $19.99 download, but this stuff they are charging 15 and 20 for now just feels wrong..
ErigBurger's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 14:28
ErigBurger
Eh, I'll play the demo. If I can beat up thugs as Rorschach, then I'll be satisfied. But I probably won't pay $20 for it. Or even $15, for that matter.
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 14:37
grafkhun
Demo it I shall. Also only 3 hours of gametime for 20 bucks, not too bad, but since the gameplay is quite meh, I don't know.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 14:53
fetusmilk
fans will buy this crap and they will keep making this kind of crap. stupid money
TKurata's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 14:54
TKurata
Buy Castle Crashers instead or fail.
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 15:00
Professor Pew
Maybe it's not too bad for $20, but that is not a 1600 MS points game ;)
dc2005's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 15:07
dc2005
How big is the demo? just curious...
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 15:16
Char Aznable
Yeah, the $20 price tag is a little off-putting. I'll give the demo a try and probably will be satisfied with that.
Slique's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 15:21
Slique
The demo is 1.35GB, DC2005.

I personally really enjoyed the demo, and loved bashing heads as Rorschach. The quality of the narration was also a welcome surprise. However, I'm struggling to justify the 1600 points price tag, even considering I just bought a new pack of 2100. I might have to hold off for now and wait for a discount later down the line.
Solgrim's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 15:31
Solgrim
20 bucks is just to much when there is always a decent or even great Arcade game that I haven't got around to playing yet.
SuitcoatAvenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 15:57
SuitcoatAvenger
Terrible cash-in. A detective game following Rorschach's career from the early Crimbuster days through the mid-eighties that is the "now" of the film would have been much more enticing.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 16:05
Chronic Logic
WHERE ARE THE QUALITY ASSURANCE FOLKS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?!
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 16:09
AngelsDontBurn
Is there ragdoll?
Link39's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 16:45
Link39
...and for that same price you can pick up Banjo Kazooie today.

Choices, choices.
Kakihara_The_Killer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 17:24
Kakihara_The_Killer
nope, its awesome. there are plenty of games that are only 2 to 4 hours longer and cost $40 more than Watchmen. I paid for it and love it. not sure this that would still be the case if I wasn't going batshit crazy over the movie though. and for graphics whores its an effing dream! WATCHMAN FTW!!!!
flaming burrito's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 17:41
flaming burrito
Save the $20 and go buy the graphic novel instead. It'll be an infinitely better value.
WarZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 18:04
WarZombie
I love the graphic novel, and I was hoping that this would be good. I liked the demo, but it is not worth $20, especially at the length everyone says it is. Unfortunately this great franchise had to be milked :(

Maybe I'll pick up when it's cheaper, but definitely not now.
GigaMach's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 18:24
GigaMach
Gonna wait for the inevitable sale to coincide with the DVD release.
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 20:16
NihonTiger90
"The End is Night can be played cooperatively"

Got a typo there, Nick ;)
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 21:31
Dead Movie Star
That was seamless, Wow Gold.

Also, I didn't realize it was a brawler. Demo it I will.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 21:35
aborto thefetus
Am I the only person that finds the fact they made a Watchmen beat em up stupid?
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 21:59
Eschatos
Isn't "methodical and feral" an oxymoron?
ian_esq's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 22:22
ian_esq
JUSt saw the film.


AMAZING go see it!
Eagle 88's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 22:31
Eagle 88
Are they still planning this to release more episodes? I might give a crack at it if they do.
Jackel2072's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 22:35
Jackel2072
i think im going to buy it. i enjoyed the demo and i just cant pass up the chance to beat the crap out of people as Rorschach
GunSlap's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 23:02
GunSlap
Hmm my intense Watchmen fanboy-ism is screaming "BUY IT YOU TOOL!" but this review is tempting me to at least hold back for a sale...

CAN NOT WAIT TO SEE THE FILM TOMORROW!

...

Sorry had to throw that in there. Ahem.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2009 23:22
randombullseye
I think I'll just re-play the demo over and over.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 00:24
Tubatic
Wow, this game is pretty gorgeous! And the brawling is competent! But, for $20, I don't think I'll be purchasing. Nuts and Bolts is now $20, andd I'd feel better about puting that money there.

Also, Madworld is about to brawl my eyes out next week.
Drach's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 08:28
Drach
Why isn't this game cell-shaded.. you know to make it look more like a comic?
I agree with the other comments. They could have not gone with the uh.... "realistic" look and stuck with making it a little truer to the source material.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 14:41
Holyetheline
Why is this shit so expensive?
smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 22:33
smurfee mcgee
The demo wasn't bad. I liked how the combat felt, but wish there were a few more options. It does look nice, also.
It was fun, but repetitive. And from the sound of this review, I experienced the whole game. I don't think I'll be buying this one.
What's up with no online co-op? Is it for the old-school feel, or for no one cares this is a cash-in?
Solgrim's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2009 05:51
Solgrim
All I can say (disregard my former comment) is go download the trial version. It is fucking awesome.
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2009 10:34
Demtor
This is why we can't have nice things! Beat-em ups that is. Reviews are harsh on them.
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2009 11:14
Tino
Gonna trial it but that's all.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2009 13:22
Mxyzptlk
Suddenly I have an urge to buy WoW Gold.

If this was $10 or $15 I would have probably picked it up no doubt. Enjoyed the demo and I'm the sort of person who will play brawlers forever without getting bored... but $20 seems like it's pushing it.
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