The whole game is just a pun of everything great about 2D platformers that don't require running left to right. On top of that, the clarity of the graphics alone deserves a 4.0, this is simply the best(and most varied) sprite work Nippon Ichi has ever done.
Welcome to Destructoid reviews, you just Burched.
Then I think back on Penny Arcade's Enchanted Arms comic which talks about this issue.
I'm not saying you're wrong to express your frustration. I'm playing the game right now and swearing left and right at it.
However, it is what it is.
It is what it is what it is Afro!
Sounds like Mega Man....I was never overly excited for this anyways.
Yes, it's hard as hell but it's never been marketed as anything else. And it's not even as punishing as some of those old games as there are checkpoints all over the place and you can save in between levels.
If you like, and are decent at old school 2D platformers then you WILL like this game. In fact, you may even love it.
Another example would be your Valkyria Chronicles review which only gives a very basic summary of the gameplay and doesn't even mention the storyline beyond the first sentence. (I admit I'm a bit biased toward the game but when a game has that many cutscenes and characters, story's gotta be mentioned somewhere.) Apart from a few very brief moments, your voice is missing from the review and the result is a very sterile feel--like a Wikipedia article.
I don't know, maybe I'm completely off base here. I definitely don't mean for any of this to come off as snark or pot-shots, it's just something I've noticed from time to time.
But either way, this review is poor. It sounds like you're so frustrated with the difficulty that you spewed it all out and labeled it a review.
Would you let a casual gamer review an off the wall JRPG niche title? Would you let a hardcore fanboy review Peggle?
If the person isn't part of the target audience but is interested in reviewing the game, why not?
Ahh, must have posted that while I was writing my overly-verbose post. Fair enough, fair enough.
It sounds old-school. It sounds like it's got some Ninja Gaiden in it.
Because he isn't interested in reviewing it. He didn't review it. He complained it was difficult and gave it a 'poor' label.
I don't know how to explain this, but Destructoid is taken seriously, and is pretty big-time on aggregate sites. The lowest score on Metacritic is a 6, and that review talks about more than the game's difficulty. This is an excerpt from the review:
"Even though, in its first few stages, Prinny: Can I Really Be The Hero? is both charming and fun, seemingly out of nowhere the difficulty soars."
The reviewer goes out of it's way to mention the good parts, then settles on an average score; objective.
It's like letting someone who hates Halo review a Halo game; or letting someone who struggles with Popcap games review Ninja Gaiden. If they can hardly beat it, the review is not objective; it's fighting an uphill battle to attempt to review it, while frustrated.
Anyone can review anything if they are objective. None of the game's good points were touched in this review; 90% of it was centered around the game being "too hard". I think if someone like Dale North reviewed it, we'd get more information about the actual presentation of the game, or it's strong points. I don't have a problem anyone addressing their opinion, I just feel like it could have been explained better.
Plus the ending is utter shit.
You don't know if he hates Nippon Ichi games. All you know is that for some reason he reviewed this game. I doubt it's because he knew he would hate it. It's probably not because he wanted to troll all those Nippon Ichi fans (who do you think he is, Jim Sterling?) It's probably because he thought he might enjoy it. Then something magical happened: somehow, in some way, he didn't. It had its moments, but the game pissed him off too much for those moments. That's his opinion, and it's valid.
He isn't going to make a bullet point list of features, that's not his job. He's communicating his experience.
So seriously, fuck you for going out and saying that somebody's opinion isn't valid for a game just because he didn't fall into the range of acceptable review scores. Some people didn't like the Dark Knight. Some people didn't even like the Godfather. They would have given them less than 6/10 Those are far better examples of their respective mediums than Prinny and yet, for some fucking reason, Prinny deserves no less than 6/10 no matter what the personal experience of the reviewer is.
btw, I'd be fine with somebody who has disliked Halo in the past reviewing a new Halo game given that he's interested in the new Halo game. That is one person who's probably not alone in his interest and that perspective is going to be useful to somebody. Definitely more useful than piling another review that says the same old thing onto the pile
I don't think he should review games at all, then. Even the most biased reviewer can make a basic layout for a game he hates; it should be even easier to critique. I would rather him say "the music and graphics totally sucks and your should hate it and the person who made it." then utterly ignore them.
It even has the "BRUTALLY HONEST GAME REVIEWS" icon, yet it isn't honest at all since it hides things from the reader.
Did you read my post? "I don't have a problem anyone addressing their opinion, I just feel like it could have been explained better." I could give a shit if he gave it a 1 and the lowest review was a 8. I was using that 6 as a baseline; that review explained itself more. Have you ever reviewed a game before?
Chill out and read before you tell people to "f off". Get an avatar or make a blog post, but chill out.
Seriously though.
Don't bother reviewing if you're only going to mention one negative point for the entirety of the review.
If Prinny is a 3, what is Mega Man 9?
Prinny has better graphics, better story, better sound effects, and is funny.
Mega Man must surely be a 1 or 2 then. You can't give points for brand name.
You should go back to this and talk about something other than the difficulty. They can't all be winners.
And you said you don't have a problem with anyone addressing their opinion but you also said
"It's like letting someone who hates Halo review a Halo game; or letting someone who struggles with Popcap games review Ninja Gaiden. If they can hardly beat it, the review is not objective; it's fighting an uphill battle to attempt to review it, while frustrated."
So you're saying you don't have a problem with anyone addressing their own opinion...unless they aren't the target audience. If the game wasn't "meant for them" then they really shouldn't have an opinion. There is an inherent flaw in making a game really frustrating for people who don't have years upon years of experience in the genre and that flaw should be expressed.
Ah! I see you've just got an avatar. Awesome.
See my contention is that some games "bill" themselves as niche. This was obviously a niche title from the get go.
Anyone is entitled to an opinion, but it's odd to choose your "one voice" as someone who hates the game. Like I said before, if more points than just "it was hard" were explored, I wouldn't be typing a response right now. I don't even have a problem with the score. By no means is a NIS "fanatic" more qualified to write this review; in fact, I'd say he's less qualified. Just please don't resort to cursing people out, especially if you're new
The gameplay is crap. The two things that would have fixed it are:
1. Control of your character in the air.
2. RPG elements (such as leveling) or even just powerups to make your Prinny more formidable against the overwhelming odds against you.
In any case, I don't think he hated the game until he played it. I think that's a fair reason to review it poorly.
Reviews are subjective. Different people like different games. I try not to get too offended if someone didn't like a game that I loved... because again.. different people like different things.
I agree that the review should have been more in-depth, and I personally wouldn't have rated it quite so low, for whatever that's worth - however, as has been said, the game "is what it is," and should be judged as such.

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