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Yes, if you get Crackdown, then you'll have a very good chance on getting in the Halo 3 beta. But is that the only reason to get this game? Find out what we think after the jump in the latest Destructoid review. Tell us what you think.

Dyson
 
I'm going to start this review the same way Crackdown starts, by going right into the action. Hot, gun-toting, car-throwing, roof-hopping, grenade-blasting action. You see, Crackdown is a game that is meant to be played fast and loose, and it shows. It doesn't waste your time with tutorials or training levels, it grabs you by your super-hero short and curlies and throws you face first into a city of criminals with only one purpose: to kill you.

How you survive this frenetic pace is entirely up to you. Essentially, Crackdown provides you with a well-designed, graphically-stylish and enormous city to use as a super-hero training ground. Since your character already starts off at 11 on the bad-ass scale, leveling him up further not only opens up more of the game, it provides you with a feeling of satisfaction every time you become more powerful.

A satisfaction that can easily be felt the first time you're able to kill an enemy by throwing a garbage truck at their head. These moments of super-hero joy make you realize that unlike other sandbox games, Crackdown's only goal is to be fun. A goal the developers have definitely achieved.

Strangely enough, the total focus on fun leads to my only gripe about Crackdown. The story, or more importantly, the complete lack thereof. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not looking for deep, sweeping narrative. I just expected a little something more than a next-gen version of "thanks for playing, please try again" when I beat all of the bosses. This is just a minor gripe, though. One that is more than made up for by the game's near-perfect co-op mode. An online experience that adds not only tag team mayhem, but brings an added level of replay value to an already great game. Crackdown, with its pick up and play attitude toward fun, has raised the bar for what to expect from a sandbox-style experience.

Final score: 8.5

 

Earnest -Nex- Cavalli

First things first: Yes, Crackdown shares many similarities with your favorite hooker-stomping sim, Grand Theft Auto. There is simply no denying that fact, and even the developers acknowledge the similarities (remember when we went to see them? Yeah, they’re pretty up front about it.)

The good news is that instead of the blatant rip-off some people had been fearing, Crackdown is more like Grand Theft Auto’s younger, hotter sister. While GTA has a degree in psychology and a mortgage, Crackdown just graduated high school and has no idea what Rohypnol is. In short, Crackdown is a hell of a lot more fun to spend the evening with (and it won’t call you five times the next day asking what last night meant).

If you’ve played GTA before, you’ll be familiar with the controls, with a few very nice differences. For one, the targeting system in Crackdown is (cement-cracking) leaps and bounds beyond that of GTA. Once you lock on to a target, you can use the system to then target the head, torso, or extremities of your foe for various effects (and that, in and of itself, is dependent on how talented you may be with guns).

The aforementioned skill is raised much like every skill in Crackdown: by using it. The more you shoot people, the better you are at blowing their cocks off. The more you explode people, the better you are at throwing grenades like Peyton Manning on a cocaine binge. The only deviance from this formula is with your agility; you have to climb around the city like some kind of spider person in order to collect bubbles (500 of them) that make you jump higher and run faster.

The only qualms I have with Crackdown regard its sandbox nature. There is a definite feeling of “sameness” to these kinds of games, even one with as many novel twists on the formula as this one. If you’re bored to death of GTA-type games, I would wager you won’t be enthralled by Crackdown. If, however, you’re ready for a new take on a genre that lawyers and politicians have created entire careers over, Crackdown is the new crème de la crème of open-world gaming, and it’s a definite purchase for anyone who owns an Xbox 360.

Final score: 9

 

Robert Summa

My greatest fear for Crackdown when it is finally released for mass consumption is that it will forever be known as “the game that got me into the Halo 3 beta.” People, I beg of you, do not think of this title as such. Crackdown is a brilliant addition to the Xbox 360 roster. It’s the kind of game that makes the 360 worth owning simply because it allows the system to offer a style of play that is a refreshing change from the standard serious shooters and other titles available.

But how do I really feel about Crackdown? Well, honestly, I feel like the game was custom made for me. It has RPG elements that I love. It has Pokemon elements that are addicting (the agility and secret orbs make you wanna say, “gotta catch ‘em all!”). And, of course, it has the greatest mix of shooter and sand box that any console will see for some time -- unless Rockstar decides to get off their asses and make a targeting system that works.

And for those of you that love those “oh wow” moments, well Crackdown has a ton of them -- from setting up explosions to reaching the top of the tallest building and looking at the living city. Even if you get bored, there’s nothing better than to stand on top of a bridge or roof above a busy intersection and shoot the wheels off of passing cars to see how many barrel rolls they do. The other night, a friend and I just stood in one place for about 30 minutes or so shooting out wheels and watching drivers ride on their rims -- only because it was hilarious and we could do it.

In a sense, this game is awesome. If you look up awesome in the dictionary, there should be a picture of Crackdown. It’s mindless, has no story, and I could care less. I have a blast while playing this game and you will too, I promise this. It’s actually the first game that makes me want a flood of microtransactions.

Final score: 9.7


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scrap's Avatar
scrap at 02/12/2007 17:02
I can't fucking wait.
Jordan Grim Devore's Avatar
Jordan Grim Devore at 02/12/2007 17:04
This is going to be a long week of waiting.
bluexy's Avatar
bluexy at 02/12/2007 17:06
I SO JEALOUS.
Ham Vagina's Avatar
Ham Vagina at 02/12/2007 17:14
Workman's been giving us this whole "we're getting huge" spiel for a good while now and until now I've always thought that he served his corporate overlords well.

Turns out that he is the overlord and he's right, you guys are getting huge. Way to nab an exclusive review gang. Hand jobs for all!
Toneman's Avatar
Toneman at 02/12/2007 17:15
The demo has been awesome. The game shall be more awesome!
vosos102's Avatar
vosos102 at 02/12/2007 17:24
"Couldn't care less".
SoonerBill's Avatar
SoonerBill at 02/12/2007 17:26
Nice job guys!
This has easily been my favorite demo for 360, and I have the feeling it'll be my favorite game as well.
Salami Inferno's Avatar
Salami Inferno at 02/12/2007 17:26
Theres a review up on IGN
World Famous's Avatar
World Famous at 02/12/2007 17:29
Not really exclusive. The embargo was lifted today, so there may not be a ton of other outlets with their reviews up now.
Stukodokka's Avatar
Stukodokka at 02/12/2007 17:29
Science H. Logic this game looks sweet.

Can't fucking wait.
SoonerBill's Avatar
SoonerBill at 02/12/2007 17:30
The only review that has scored less than an 8.0 so far has been from OXM's Ryan (I have my head up Master Chief's ass) McCaffrey.
Your Mom's Avatar
Your Mom at 02/12/2007 17:32
But I wanna make a 'splosion NOOOOWWW!!!!!
Campbell's Avatar
Campbell at 02/12/2007 17:34
9.7? Jesus, man. Relax.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 02/12/2007 17:39
This looks like my kinda game.
Justice's Avatar
Justice at 02/12/2007 17:39
Summa you're scoring high these days? Are you "friends" with Milly the Spammer who loves Microsoft
Justice's Avatar
Justice at 02/12/2007 17:41
Sucks for those who don't have an X360.... and by those I mean myself of course
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NES 8Bit at 02/12/2007 17:46
I noticed that the load screen for the demo says something like "Demo version: rapid skill progression." How much slower is the skill progression in the full version, and would this be a disappointment to anyone who has gotten used to the demo?
Hipple's Avatar
Hipple at 02/12/2007 17:50
Hehe... short and curlies...

I tried to delete this demo from my 360 tonight because I play it way too much, and my roommate almost killed me, even though he would only have to download it again if he wanted to play it. Needless to say, we're looking forward to February 20th.
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Ignignokt01 at 02/12/2007 18:01
I'm really warming up to your guys' reviews. Top quality stuff, and my favorite part is getting multiple opinions. Whenever you go to IGN or Gamespot you're only getting one opinion (or an average opinion) and not individual thoughts by people with different gaming styles. You're forced to check OTHER websites for a differing opinion. Here you guys don't tolerate any bullshit, and you each have your own takes. Keep it up and i want this game. I played the demo like, oh... 10 times.
LostCrichton's Avatar
LostCrichton at 02/12/2007 18:34
I am counting the days for this release. Thanks for the reviews guys.
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Lethal Dosage at 02/12/2007 18:35
I can't wait till next Tuesday. My classes are cancelled for that day. Must be a sign.

Have any of you three gotten to max agility yet? I'm curious to see if there's any truth to the rumors of the max jump height being increased in the full version, like IGN and other interviews were alluding to.

Thanks guys.
TheBrain's Avatar
TheBrain at 02/12/2007 19:21
Ah, this game looks very inconsequential yet mindlessly fun forever and ever. I approve.
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 02/12/2007 19:31
No review from Nagiko? I know she went up with Nex and Dyson to play this...
Aetsen's Avatar
Aetsen at 02/12/2007 19:56
9.7? How very arbitrary.
World Famous's Avatar
World Famous at 02/12/2007 20:34
Dexter: Nex and Dyson have been able to play at home since the visit. I've had a final copy as well for a couple weeks.

Colette is forced to play when she can on a friend's 360.
Soul00's Avatar
Soul00 at 02/12/2007 20:39
Someone needs to buy Colette a 360 (hell destructoid getting big enough to afford that, no?)
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BlindsideDork at 02/12/2007 20:41
What if you dont like GTA like games....huh?
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 02/12/2007 20:49
@ BlindsideDork:

Then you hate freedom. GTFO terrorist! ;)

Seriously, I've heard it described several times to be closer to the type of gameplay found in Spider-Man 2 or Hulk: Ultimate Destruction.
World Famous's Avatar
World Famous at 02/12/2007 20:51
Don't compare, just fucking play the game.
Jordan Grim Devore's Avatar
Jordan Grim Devore at 02/12/2007 20:56
@BD

I personally dislike all GTA games for the most part. Saints Row was a little better, but it wasn't great for me. Crackdown on the other hand, is absolutely fantastic.
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BluDesign at 02/12/2007 21:53
Salami,

Reminding people that IGN has "reviews" and speaking of them outloud...

It's like awkwardly admitting you know your grandmother had sex to your parents. And then describing it in detail what you must think she did.

We know it happens, but we DO NOT want to think about the times they do that.
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 02/12/2007 22:01
8 bit,

Yeah, the demo is greatly enhanced from the final version, from what I've read and what's been said on here multiple times...

BUT, I don't care. It'll make those superpowered moments all the sweeter when you do level up. I wonder how long it'll take me to blast through the agility and strength ones... I know I want them badly, and will scour the WHOLE fucking city for everyone of the agility and ? I can find.

One question no one's asked... Do they pull the GTA copout and lockdown half the game until you reach a certain point, or is it all open all the time? I hated the forced playthrough of GTA where it's "illegal" to cross certain points until a certain time. San Andreas nearly pissed me off when they sent the law after you for skipping into a different part of town.

I can appreciate the effort made to REACH the other parts of the game, but it's just pissing on a great game to do crap like that.

And despite the fact that the city APPEARS to be as small as or smaller than Liberty City, they can pull it off since there's the whole vertical aspect to be considered.

Jecrell's Avatar
Jecrell at 02/13/2007 01:02
7 days...

fuckballs =/
bleep's Avatar
bleep at 02/13/2007 03:34
I think I may have to buy a large HD TV and a 360....
bleep's Avatar
bleep at 02/13/2007 03:35
ohh wait I already have both of those! w00T!
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galagabug at 02/13/2007 08:38
too many good new games to play, but a lot are going to be neglected b/c of this one. if the game can keep me half as entertained as the demo, this is gonna be awsome!
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Snaileb at 02/13/2007 08:39
9.7? What the hell just happened?
Christian's Avatar
Christian at 02/13/2007 10:10
Had it reserved for quite a while, can't wait!
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 02/13/2007 10:16
Sweet Metal Slug avatar.
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bmdubya at 02/13/2007 15:25
Hey Robert, I do the shoot the wheels and watch them do barrel rolls all the time. I think I spent the entire demo doing that one time. It is awesome. I can't wait for this game.
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uglymofo at 02/13/2007 16:09
this game has consumed me. the progression isn't bad, but even if it were, you'd have enough fun just jumping around and finding that goddam orbs that you won't care.
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Pangloss at 02/13/2007 20:24
Man, and here I was thinking that the Halo 3 beta keys had been all this game had going for it. Good to hear there's actually something there, I'll probably pick this up sometime soon.
itemforty's Avatar
itemforty at 02/19/2007 15:55
This game got my previously 'PC ONLY OMG' roommate to spend all of his time trying out different player builds. I can't help but agree, this game makes me want to jump over buildings, I guarantee it.
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