This letter was shared with us by Destructoid reader Steve Menegozzi AKA kariomart, where he made a shocking and terrible discovery about the true source of corruption in America's youth. Usually we wouldn't run something like on the front page, but it's just too damning a story not to tell. This was sent directly to Jack Thompson and so far has been ignored. Does Jack truly not care about our children? Just read this shocking letter and prepare to be sickened to the core:
Dear Mr. Thompson,
I have come across a STARTLING discovery after doing months of research on school shootings and other related violent acts. What is the one undeniable commonality between Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold, John Lee Malvo, and the VT gunman?
No, not video games. This is something far more sinister and pervasive in our society: they were ALL owners and wearers of denim pants, or "blue jeans," as is their slang term with the youth. I've researched these "jeans" and discovered that they are readily available in literally thousands of retailers. Worse than that, they are marketed to our children and I have discovered that they are even tailored to their body sizes! With names like Wrangler (obvious play on the word "strangler") and Levis (obvious anagram for "evils"), it is a wonder we haven't seen more school shootings.
These murder accessories have no business being in our society of sunshine and lollipops. Therefore Mr. Thompson, I implore you: join me in my crusade against jeans and help save our kids. I am giving you until 7:38 pm Friday to accept my offer. If you decline, I will have no other choice but to assume you support this vial leg wear and are a proponent of corrupting our nation's children and I will do everything in my power to stop you.
Kindly,
Steve Menegozzi
There you have it. I am fully convinced that this is the real reason why people go insane. The evidence is there, the correlation exists, so it HAS to be -- yet Jack Thompson does nothing. If you truly believe, as I do, that this is a serious problem, I suggest you let Thompson know. Let everybody know. Spread the word, because we have to fight this before Levi claims another.
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11:57 AM on 09.28.2007
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*Runs to closest kiln to burn them*
Why are my coworkers giving me funny looks?
vile?
is there a joke I'm missing?
and thank god i don't wear jeans regularly...kahkis FTW!!!
I'll pay for it.
Also, cocks, indeed.
And since when are we putting whipping twinks on the front page? I want a vote in what goes on the front page!
Hats off, sir.
LOGIC ERROR
Actually, I'm somewhat talking via anal vibrations here; it was kinda clever, I suppose. I would just have preffered it to be a bit more detailed, with a bit more dubious evidence to "prove" it.
As for the article, nice. Don't know why some people are thinking about it too much "oh well he could've done it better!" Dude, he did SOMETHING to piss of Jack Thompson, that should be enough I think.