Today Gametrailers has released the newest installment of Bonus Round with your very own Greybush in the Hizzle Fo Shizzle. As the only independent site on the panel, I am so happy to see Destructoid high up in the food chain along with Joystiq and Kotaku. I hope that I did our community proud with my appearance. Dtoid is not our job, but our love and our life.
The coolest thing about filming the show was no doubt, Slaw the Bear. As Niero talked about before, Slaw came down to show his Dtoid love by holding up an "Also, Cocks" sign during the filming. That is the perfect example of what makes the site great.
Special thanks to Geoff Keighley, Sean Kidder, Francesca, Christopher Grant, Michael McWhertor, as well as everyone else at teh MTVs and Gametrailers, and Xander756 for his transcript. Leave a comment and tell us what you thought, or head over to Gametrailers and add to the "The guy from Destructoid is an idiot" thread, or Neogaf and be sure to remind people about how little I know. Now STFUAPG!
[Thanks to BlueWolf, Adam, and everyone else who sent this in]
Hey, I ALSO sent this in. Haley liked mine best, though. BIATCHES.
Chris Grant does not appear to be a pleasant man. He looks too self-conscious and metrosexual. Needs to loosen up. McWhertor and Workman look like the tits. I want to swim in Mike's beard and suckle Ron's giant, manly teeth. They secrete overwhelming amounts of sex and win that over-power any fail that emanates from Grant and the host. That was a fun watch.
I have come to the conclusion that the user-base of 99% of all other gaming sites are full of tools and matlocks who whine and bitch about everything and throw shit at each other. Thus, here at Destructoid I will stay.
Red sneakers, brown shirt+sweater and nothing to say... except for fiddling more than Jack Tretton spouts crap. Michael looks like a nice guy for an otaku. The shoes really tell the entire story though.
And did someone just call Ron 40 years old on the gt forums?
All the sites cater to different crowds. I don't see how one is necessarily better than the other. Kotaku is for those who want straight, simple news and info, like McWhertor said. Destructoid is for those who like some humor and shenanigans with their gaming news. Nothing wrong with either.
And Joystiq's for retards who can't do any better.
Did you see that thread on GT? It was started by a few guys talking shit about blogs, then they go on to admit they are 15 and begin arguing about who's parents are richer
What Sharpless said is true. Very few sites on the internet cater to the growing demand gamers that want to wear cocks on their chest, and we've cornered the market on that
God, just when I find a video that I think Destructoid hasn't posted yet, I come here and see it already up as I'm typing up the tip e-mail. Curse you, you disciples of Joe Burling!
That thread is awesome. The guy even says it's his parents who are well-off.
Someone bake that dude a Ferrari cake, stat! He's gonna be 16 soon!!! Run to da bakery!!!
Also, I wanted to say that the guy reppin Kotaku and Ron held themselves very well, while I am undecided about the Joystiq guy. Maybe it's lack of screen time, but he just didn't have as much charisma, or anything super cool to say.
All in all, great interview. I gotta get started on a Ferrari cake. Late.
Also, I wanted to say that the guy reppin Kotaku and Ron held themselves very well, while I am undecided about the Joystiq guy. Maybe it's lack of screen time, but he just didn't have as much charisma, or anything super cool to say.
I couldn't get a damn confirmation email from gametrailers to register an account, so I used bugmenot to post a nice, fat "ALSO, COCKS" image for the rich 15 year olds.
Fantastic work, Ron. I also love how everyone at G4 is now fully aware that Dynasty Warriors makes Jim Sterling fap like mad.
I think it's funny to see Dtoid haters. Some people seriously have no sense of community. There is no way we can please everyone, I'm just glad we please the best.
The best part was that when he first came on they thought it was me (Xander) and then when he said it was really him they were in awe. "NO WAI BULLSHIT"
Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?
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7:53 PM on 07.22.2007
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Cool to see Ron in HD Looking forward to see the next ep.
Rockon Workman!
I love those threads over on the little message boards. Such undeserved arrogance from a bunch of angry teenagers, it's brilliant.
Obviously Ron couldn't have insider information that angry internet users wouldn't have, that wouldn't make any sense at all would it?
Chris Grant does not appear to be a pleasant man. He looks too self-conscious and metrosexual. Needs to loosen up. McWhertor and Workman look like the tits. I want to swim in Mike's beard and suckle Ron's giant, manly teeth. They secrete overwhelming amounts of sex and win that over-power any fail that emanates from Grant and the host. That was a fun watch.
I swear, a lotta boy geniuses out on the innnernutz.
And did someone just call Ron 40 years old on the gt forums?
And Joystiq's for retards who can't do any better.
God, I love the internet
That thread link you posted is classic, seeing all the Sony fan boys wig out because you mentioned MGS4 coming to the 360! LOL Fucking losers.
Fun stuff.
First time I see a serious Ron Workman.
Rare species...
Ron, when they announce MGS4 for the 360, I will give a whoop and a hollar for you, my man. I believe. I BELIEVE.
All this accumulating stuff is getting over 9000 WIN!
Ron, promise me, when they finally announce MGS4 on 360, you meatspin the frontpage with a sharpie pen tattoo on your chest that says I <3 MATLOCKS!@
Someone bake that dude a Ferrari cake, stat! He's gonna be 16 soon!!! Run to da bakery!!!
Also, I wanted to say that the guy reppin Kotaku and Ron held themselves very well, while I am undecided about the Joystiq guy. Maybe it's lack of screen time, but he just didn't have as much charisma, or anything super cool to say.
All in all, great interview. I gotta get started on a Ferrari cake. Late.
Much like the his blog then.
Epic facial hair ftw.
McWhertor has the beard, not Workman. Workman is looking as clean-shaven and baby soft as he ever has.
I think it's funny to see Dtoid haters. Some people seriously have no sense of community. There is no way we can please everyone, I'm just glad we please the best.
Great job Ron, though next time you should really stick it to those mexicans.
That's not gibberish, its 15 year old boy. Gibberish makes more sense and has some logic applied.
Didn't Chris Grant look frightened the entire time? I think he may have wet himself.
and don't worry... i called the kid who made that thread poor. he got angry.
wtf is wronf with that joystiq guy? he didnt say a word!