This was a video Ron put together to share amongst friends, but it's just so ridiculous that I felt compelled to post it beyond good judgement so you can see what a blast we had when we ran out of stuff to do at CES and AVN. Cameos include Gene Simmons, Hulk Hogan (and his family!), Tera Patrick, Peter Moore, half the Dtoid team, and a giant mechanical penis monster that almost raped my alter ego. We hope you enjoy our home movie and come hang with us at the other events we'll be attending this year. Also, cocks.
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