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This was a video Ron put together to share amongst friends, but it's just so ridiculous that I felt compelled to post it beyond good judgement so you can see what a blast we had when we ran out of stuff to do at CES and AVN. Cameos include Gene Simmons, Hulk Hogan (and his family!), Tera Patrick, Peter Moore, half the Dtoid team, and a giant mechanical penis monster that almost raped my alter ego. We hope you enjoy our home movie and come hang with us at the other events we'll be attending this year. Also, cocks.

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pretty ricky's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 03:23
pretty ricky
DTOID FTW!
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 03:26
Fronz
Perfect credits shoutout jpeg and perfect ending jpeg
WmV337's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 03:27
WmV337
also, dildo machine
hovercraft's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 03:30
hovercraft
who was the Pimp complaining about dorks?




Danzuke's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 03:30
Danzuke
fan'friggin'tastic

also, cocks
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 03:32
Namelessted
digg this shit bitches

digg this shit bitches, this is golden and the truth must be spread.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 03:33
Namelessted
@ hovercaft

The guy complaining about dork is Ron Workman bitches.
Jecrell's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 03:38
Jecrell
... omg
as stated previously
that was fucking epic!!

EPIC!!
Jecrell's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 03:38
Jecrell
also cocks
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 03:41
Namelessted
KHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 03:42
tehuberone
F*in Awesome. Great Vid.

Also, cocks.
BritiniMartini's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 03:51
BritiniMartini
lol "Please do not approach my podium for boarding" "He acted as if his podium was his own lil gay CASTLE." ROFL Nice dildo... and Ron has a grey bush.
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 03:56
tehuberone
I third this video's EPICNESS.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 03:56
Niero
That guy was the embodiment of Mister Garrison; we were dying of laughter at the airport
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 03:58
tehuberone
Mmmmm'Kay
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 03:58
Namelessted
Mr. Garrison is not to be fucked with. He has a Mr. Hat. I wouldn't fuck with him
Mrs_Violence's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 04:00
Mrs_Violence
Lmao! Nice one Ron!..Thats Freaking awesome!..It is now on my myspace..BALLLLLLLLLLLLIN!
momiji58's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 04:01
momiji58
Hey, was that guy puking in the last picture Summa??
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 04:04
tehuberone
Got a point namelessted, Mrs. Garrison might send Mr. Slave after your ass.
zaqu's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 04:16
zaqu
awesomely awesome, the also at the end was complete genious
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 04:43
AngelsDontBurn
Haha, INCREDIBLE video! Too good.
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 06:00
Oni
That was awesome! Thanks for sharing!
charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 06:00
charliesuh
43.

Greybush.
BritiniMartini's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 07:07
BritiniMartini
greybush
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 07:19
Dexter345
Hahah... I thought "Summa would be pissed" if people saw the pictures of him puking from CES.

Great video.
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 09:16
iRaf
i lol'ed so many times in that video, i don't think i can lol anymore today.
Professor Oak's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 09:25
Professor Oak
:( left me out of the credits
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 09:50
Justice
That really is THE SHIT!
DTOID FTW
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 10:31
tazarthayoot
Lady Sovereign FTW.
DigitalD562's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 10:46
DigitalD562
That vid was kick ass. Great job Ron.

...also cocks
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 11:57
Joseph Leray
I love the clown shoes shoutout.
GodLen's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 12:40
GodLen
therefore, cocks
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 12:49
Topher Cantler
Greatest piece of video on the entire web. Ever.
Futuris7's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 13:08
Futuris7
Truly Epic. DTOID is the shizit.

Seriously, great editing and music.
ttaylor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 13:11
ttaylor
What a great ending..
gamehunter101's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 13:44
gamehunter101
thank you for making my weekend
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 14:08
Niero
Justin Murray is Ron's "favorite" AOL/Joystiq editor. We think he got canned recently
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 14:09
Joseph Leray
@Johnny

Justin Murray is a Joystiq writer that a few of Dtoid staff has taken a particular disliking to, for whatever reason.
Zero Iscariot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 14:18
Zero Iscariot
pretty awesome. like a fox.
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 15:26
Detry
SW33T vid, thanks for sharing

... and he gave me 5$
tiffsauce's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 16:21
tiffsauce
hawt
Baratation's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 16:53
Baratation
im not a dtoidtard...but i got to say that hanging with you guys must be fun!

suckputch's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 17:56
suckputch
awesome vid and music...was that a porn convention too???
PITT sauce's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 19:23
PITT sauce
Booo! I wanted to see some of these "dorks" Workman was talking about.



/props
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 21:01
Mxyzptlk
Nicely done!
SP420's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2007 21:16
SP420
Make an unrated version so we can see dem titties on that poster you blacked out!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 08:13
Snaileb
Thanx guys
snotrocket's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 10:21
snotrocket
Fan of lady sovereign? Funny vid
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 12:56
Pedro Blandino
that was just awesome!
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2007 15:11
bleep
I really wanted to see Rob maul Gene Simmons and get security on his tail as he fled the scene....maybe next time huh.....
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