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This was a video Ron put together to share amongst friends, but it's just so ridiculous that I felt compelled to post it beyond good judgement so you can see what a blast we had when we ran out of stuff to do at CES and AVN. Cameos include Gene Simmons, Hulk Hogan (and his family!), Tera Patrick, Peter Moore, half the Dtoid team, and a giant mechanical penis monster that almost raped my alter ego. We hope you enjoy our home movie and come hang with us at the other events we'll be attending this year. Also, cocks.

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pretty ricky's Avatar
pretty ricky at 01/28/2007 03:23
DTOID FTW!
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Fronz at 01/28/2007 03:26
Perfect credits shoutout jpeg and perfect ending jpeg
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WmV337 at 01/28/2007 03:27
also, dildo machine
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hovercraft at 01/28/2007 03:30
who was the Pimp complaining about dorks?




Danzuke's Avatar
Danzuke at 01/28/2007 03:30
fan'friggin'tastic

also, cocks
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 01/28/2007 03:32
digg this shit bitches

digg this shit bitches, this is golden and the truth must be spread.
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Namelessted at 01/28/2007 03:33
@ hovercaft

The guy complaining about dork is Ron Workman bitches.
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Jecrell at 01/28/2007 03:38
... omg
as stated previously
that was fucking epic!!

EPIC!!
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Jecrell at 01/28/2007 03:38
also cocks
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 01/28/2007 03:41
KHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
tehuberone's Avatar
tehuberone at 01/28/2007 03:42
F*in Awesome. Great Vid.

Also, cocks.
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BritiniMartini at 01/28/2007 03:51
lol "Please do not approach my podium for boarding" "He acted as if his podium was his own lil gay CASTLE." ROFL Nice dildo... and Ron has a grey bush.
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tehuberone at 01/28/2007 03:56
I third this video's EPICNESS.
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Niero at 01/28/2007 03:56
That guy was the embodiment of Mister Garrison; we were dying of laughter at the airport
tehuberone's Avatar
tehuberone at 01/28/2007 03:58
Mmmmm'Kay
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 01/28/2007 03:58
Mr. Garrison is not to be fucked with. He has a Mr. Hat. I wouldn't fuck with him
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Mrs_Violence at 01/28/2007 04:00
Lmao! Nice one Ron!..Thats Freaking awesome!..It is now on my myspace..BALLLLLLLLLLLLIN!
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momiji58 at 01/28/2007 04:01
Hey, was that guy puking in the last picture Summa??
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tehuberone at 01/28/2007 04:04
Got a point namelessted, Mrs. Garrison might send Mr. Slave after your ass.
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zaqu at 01/28/2007 04:16
awesomely awesome, the also at the end was complete genious
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AngelsDontBurn at 01/28/2007 04:43
Haha, INCREDIBLE video! Too good.
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Oni at 01/28/2007 06:00
That was awesome! Thanks for sharing!
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charliesuh at 01/28/2007 06:00
43.

Greybush.
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BritiniMartini at 01/28/2007 07:07
greybush
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Dexter345 at 01/28/2007 07:19
Hahah... I thought "Summa would be pissed" if people saw the pictures of him puking from CES.

Great video.
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iRaf at 01/28/2007 09:16
i lol'ed so many times in that video, i don't think i can lol anymore today.
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Professor Oak at 01/28/2007 09:25
:( left me out of the credits
Justice's Avatar
Justice at 01/28/2007 09:50
That really is THE SHIT!
DTOID FTW
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 01/28/2007 10:31
Lady Sovereign FTW.
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DigitalD562 at 01/28/2007 10:46
That vid was kick ass. Great job Ron.

...also cocks
Joseph Leray's Avatar
Joseph Leray at 01/28/2007 11:57
I love the clown shoes shoutout.
GodLen's Avatar
GodLen at 01/28/2007 12:40
therefore, cocks
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Topher Cantler at 01/28/2007 12:49
Greatest piece of video on the entire web. Ever.
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Futuris7 at 01/28/2007 13:08
Truly Epic. DTOID is the shizit.

Seriously, great editing and music.
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ttaylor at 01/28/2007 13:11
What a great ending..
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gamehunter101 at 01/28/2007 13:44
thank you for making my weekend
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 01/28/2007 14:08
Justin Murray is Ron's "favorite" AOL/Joystiq editor. We think he got canned recently
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Joseph Leray at 01/28/2007 14:09
@Johnny

Justin Murray is a Joystiq writer that a few of Dtoid staff has taken a particular disliking to, for whatever reason.
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Zero Iscariot at 01/28/2007 14:18
pretty awesome. like a fox.
Detry's Avatar
Detry at 01/28/2007 15:26
SW33T vid, thanks for sharing

... and he gave me 5$
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tiffsauce at 01/28/2007 16:21
hawt
Baratation's Avatar
Baratation at 01/28/2007 16:53
im not a dtoidtard...but i got to say that hanging with you guys must be fun!

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suckputch at 01/28/2007 17:56
awesome vid and music...was that a porn convention too???
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PITT sauce at 01/28/2007 19:23
Booo! I wanted to see some of these "dorks" Workman was talking about.



/props
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 01/28/2007 21:01
Nicely done!
SP420's Avatar
SP420 at 01/28/2007 21:16
Make an unrated version so we can see dem titties on that poster you blacked out!
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 01/29/2007 08:13
Thanx guys
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snotrocket at 01/29/2007 10:21
Fan of lady sovereign? Funny vid
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Pedro Blandino at 01/29/2007 12:56
that was just awesome!
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bleep at 01/29/2007 15:11
I really wanted to see Rob maul Gene Simmons and get security on his tail as he fled the scene....maybe next time huh.....
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