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Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:14
Samit Sarkar
Who the fuck is MeepJeep?
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:16
Puppy Licks
I was going to comment on leonidas but then I looked to the right and HOLY SHIT ITS A FUCKING BEAR!!!!
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:17
AngelsDontBurn
Congratulations Samit! You have discovered the question of the day!

Who IS MeepJeep?
Hoygeit's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:18
Hoygeit
Whoever you are MeepJeep, congrats!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:20
Justice
Samit put it out there, we all agreed.
flynsk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:21
flynsk
There's so much going on in that picture. The bald guy grope, the bear, the seemingly seemly naked guy off camera to the left.

Can the next contest be to party with these guys/girls?
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:21
mix
Where's MeepJeep? Who's MeepJeep?

Congrats MeepJeep!
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:23
AngelsDontBurn
Oh and congratulations MeepJeep! :D You got yourself a copy of GTA IV and a personal space heater! No seriously, it can get pretty warm. Haha. :D
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:23
007
what the... meepjeep?


Seriously, W. T. F.
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:24
power-glove
I checked, MeepJeep does exist as a member of this site.
Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:27
Silverhertz
Congrats you luck son of a bitch, whoever you are
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:27
Neonie
CONGRADULATIONS MOOCHERJEEP!
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:27
braulio09
another winner who signed up just to enter the contest and never came back...

*sigh*

i'd turn emo but in the mexicoes, that means getting beat up and showing up on the news
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:28
Tubatic
"meepjeep says: 02/11/2008 12:16. survey completed. "

the entirety of meepjeep's participation on the site.

Its cool for reader/lurkers to win, right?

. . . right guys?

Congrats!
Vigor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:29
Vigor
Yea Meepjeep!! Probably made a account just for the contest lol
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:29
mix
@braulio09

Sucks that it was a "hey I can win something free" member.
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:33
wario67

just to over state the fact :)

anyway Congrats
Scape's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:37
Scape
$50 says he completely forgot about the contest and will not realize he won the prize.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:38
MaxVest
Well, at least it wasn't a troll...

survey completed.
Amaru's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:39
Amaru
oh well maybe ill get the turning point gaming rig i so desperatley need, the only pc games i own are morrowind and age of mythology
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:39
AngelsDontBurn
That would be so horrible. What if he forgot, won, then deleted the email thinking it was spam. Lol.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:41
MaxVest
@Scape: You've given me an idea.

Perhaps if MeepJeep should prove unavailable, a second drawing could be held consisting of the members who were clearly so dedicated, they commented on this very post.
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:41
power-glove
Good point, Maxvest. It could have been Thuper Hardcore that won the contest.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:42
Neonie
@Angelsdontburn

Not only do I want that to happen, but it would be fucking hilarious.
MrPringle's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:42
MrPringle
dear god i hope he forgots about it!
MrPringle's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:42
MrPringle
forget* Wrong spelling ^^ :P
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:43
Takeshi
@Scape
You can keep your 50 bucks because that is absolutely true.
weedgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:43
weedgan
This is BS,

fucker doesnt even have an avatar, thats just not very fair you know.

What about people that go to the site just not for the contest.
niakori's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:46
niakori
I came here for a contest, I stayed for the sweet robot love.
GeminiEye's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:47
GeminiEye
Congratz i suppose.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:47
mix
@weedgan

I think the reason behind it was to hopefully increase the reader base D-Toid had as how many people would have even signed up if it was existing members only?

Still the views make sense as it does kinda suck for us everyday folk.
Def JM's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:52
Def JM
I HAVE ABANDONED MY CHILD!!! Somehow you could almost see this coming.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:52
king3vbo
HOORAY A NO NAME NEWFAG MOOCHER WON
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:52
Tubatic
@niakori

See, if you won the contest, I'd be real happy, cuz you came participated!

@mix

Yep. Increase the readership, which I'm sure it did a little, but there would have been TONS of people to sign up for it, considering Dtoid membership was like just at or right under 20k when the contest dropped.
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:54
Jetsetlemming
Here's to hoping they DO find meepjeep, and he comments on this post, crying in despair, at the hatred directed his way. WHY DESTRUCTOID, MUST YOU BRING A GOOD MAN DOWN?
Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:54
Silverhertz
If some noob one-blog bastard wins the PC THERE WILL BE BLOOD...and burnings...mostly burnings
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:55
Coonskin05



That makes me a saaaaad panda.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:57
Tubatic
*came and participated

So any minute now, people will be coming to the defense of this guy, and we'll fight, and then we'll all be really snarky about future contests.

G'bless the internet!
Drksan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:57
Drksan
Life is now meaningless...
moocow21's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 17:59
moocow21
Wow, a lot of you guys take losing a bit poorly.. So what if the guy joined just to win a PS3? He filled out the survey just like any of the rest of us.. Personally I say congrats too him, even if he doesn't read this or anything on the site again. Hopefully I get that lucky someday.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 18:00
TrailerParkJesus
If anyone knows his email address, post it here so we can spam the hell out of it so he misses the email.
junkie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 18:01
junkie
you know, thanks for running the contest. it was fun... but why do i feel so sad?
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 18:02
Tubatic
see.
MatCD's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 18:02
MatCD
That's... disheartening...

By the way, I still haven't heard what's happening to that copy of Twinkle Star Sprites.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 18:04
Coonskin05
@moocow

"Personally I say congrats too him"

"I say congrats too him"

"congrats too him"

"too"
emotoaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 18:08
emotoaster
-sigh- this sucks oh well hopefully there will be a redrawing.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 18:09
Takeshi
This is not good. Add some rules to the contest. Because what good does it do to this site to have thousands of member who don't contribute at all? What is dearer to you?


Rule #1: One must enter a contest to win
Rule #2: One can only win certain prizes if one has an avatar, writes at least 5 blogs with content, without failing BBcode.
Rule #3: One must have a profile.
Rule #4: One must keep contributing for at least 6 months and can not post a failblog once.
Rule #5: Ceark decides if rule #4 is followed correctly.
Rule #6: One can not suck by any means.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 18:10
Maurice Tan
Isn't it actually a good thing if some anon bastard wins? More people will sign up in the future thinking they can win. Some of them will stay, all the better for Dtoid on the whole? As Dtoid grows, the chance for regulars to win something will eventually grow too.

Then again, let me throw an Evil Cheese dump to MeepJeep.
emotoaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 18:12
emotoaster
But that is almost impossible to enforce Takeshi, also who is to say what makes a fail blog and why 5 not 1 or 1 million? This was probably the fairest/easiest way to do it. Even though it sucks.
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2008 18:13
Das Inchworm
congrats...although i can't say i'm not pretty dissappointed.
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