Here's a little something to get over your Monday hangover: Destructoid is giving away an 80GB Playstation 3 package (or bigger if there's such a bundle by April, which may also come with Motorstorm) AND in addition we're also giving the lucky winner what is sure to be the hottest game of the summer: Grand Theft Auto IV! I personally can't wait to shoot up pimps and hookers in high definition, and so can you! (All ages can enter but you must be over 18 or we'll substitute GTA4 with a copy of Twinkle Star Sprites or a $50 GameStop gift card)

How to win 

This time we're making it easy - just fill out our new reader survey part deux and you're registered to win.  That's it!  The winner will be selected at random by a third party and announced on Destructoid on April 2 (so there's no April Fool's confusion). There's nothing to buy, nobody is going to spam you, etc.  Just add your Dtoid username in the comments if you don't give your email address. So what's the occasion?

For cereal, everyone at Destructoid would really appreciate your entry

As you know, Destructoid is an independent site. I seriously run the business part-time out of my apartment with my girlfriend and our bitchy, demanding white cat that closely supervises all our print jobs. We're just a bunch of unlikely bloggers that made somehow made Destructoid happen and will continue to do so through the next decade until palpable virtual reality porn is available at Walmart and there's no reason to do anything else anymore. Today I'm asking you to help me take this one step further. Eh, Destructoid. Not the porn thing. Unless you know something about that, then yes, go take care of that. In exchange, we're throwing in the PS3 prize to make it worth your five minutes. I know that our most active community members would do it without the prize (bless your hearts), but I'm also trying to include you regular lurkers out there too. (I see you! You know who you are!)

Help us stay independent, continue to work towards push big bland gaming publications further into the ocean, and stay free of penis enlargement ads!