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I attended the TimeShift launch event in San Francisco last week and learned a few things from it. I learned that there are people in this world that enjoy eating mashed potatoes and macaroni out of Martini glasses. I learned that you should never ever go near a girl that's covered in nothing but silver if you're wearing your favorite jacket. More importantly, I learned what the hell TimeShift was.
 
Shortly before the event took place, I had no idea what this game was all about (as you can tell by the video). As it turned out, the game was pretty good. I love FPS games and I love doing a Hiro Nakamura with the time shifting abilities. 
 
After the event, we scored a few copies of the game and instantly thought of giving it away to you dear readers. What do you have to do? Well the brilliant Colette Bennett came up with the contest: Photoshop the editors of Destructoid into different time periods. Whatever you come up with, post it in the comments of this post. You have until November 12th to turn in your entries.
 
First place will win a copy of TimeShift on the Xbox 360. Second and third place winners will win the PC version. Fourth place winner will receive a picture of a cat that I'm going to draw personnaly. Good luck. 

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PraiseChaos's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 15:52
PraiseChaos
Oh... Here we go again...
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 15:53
king3vbo
blarg! More photoshop contests? Cmon, throw a bone to us losers who have no artistic talent
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 15:54
king3vbo
not to be a whiny bitch or anything...
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 15:56
blehman
Or throw a bone to us losers who lack teh photoshop.

Not that king3vbo is a whiny bitch or anything...
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 16:00
Kryptinite
I'm going to try this one I think...

Not that king3vbo is a whiny bitch or anything...
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 16:03
wario67
how many entries can we do?
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 16:09
Hamza CTZ Aziz
No limit Wario. Damn, where the hell have you been anyway?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 16:09
king3vbo
"Not that king3vbo is a whiny bitch or anything..." is now a meme.

YOUR KING COMMANDS IT
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 16:09
Cheeburga
CTZ IS HAWT
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 16:11
wario67
Hamza CTZ Aziz ,
around I'm not really social
I still browse the forums and blogs each day through
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 16:16
Kryptinite
So can I get some pictures to work with?
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 16:20
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Kryptinite: Forum post that links to a bunch of MySpaces Find more by going through our friend's lists.
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 16:23
ShadowXOR
Can I enter a contest to not ever have to play TimeShift?
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 17:03
foxhound009
where the hell can I find your pics? they sure thing ain't on those myspaces of yours..
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 17:28
Atlas
Can I win a picture of a cat drawn by Hamza himself? I really want one of those.
pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 17:57
pizzaface
3rd place wins a win
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 18:25
BFeld13
Did my poor photoshop skillz win a Timeshift?

Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 18:45
Coonskin05


This is the first of many epic shoops I will be doing.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 19:34
the GAMEGOBLIN
AWW hell naw! I wuz gonna make a JFK pic!!!111
:,(
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 19:55
thisissami
is there any reason that all these contests never have the PS3 version of the game included as one of the prizes? I've noticed over time that in a lot of game websites (excluding PS3 exclusive games) that the PS3 version of a multiplatform game is never included as a prize...
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 19:56
the GAMEGOBLIN
Last one

Srsly though, I want timeshift...
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 20:01
Hamza CTZ Aziz
thisissami: Because the PS3 version isn't out yet.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 20:07
the GAMEGOBLIN
PROTIP: Use photobucket to fix an image comment by deleting the image and uploading a modified version with the same filename. That way next time you fuck up you can repent for your sins.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 20:11
Velt
Ehh, i read that timeshift sucks...
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 21:12
Aerox
I always get sad with photoshop contests because I fail at art. However, I am giving it a try anyway. I should win because I get an A for effort.

OMG FAITH IS IN THE PAST!!



HOLY SHIT WORKMAN IS IN THE PRESENT!



WHO WILL SAVE US FROM LAVOS??!?

the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 21:26
the GAMEGOBLIN
History of Destructoid:
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 21:32
wario67
lol ^
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 21:44
brosef


Sterling simply detests trench warfare.

Hamza seems okay with it though....
Quisling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 21:57
Quisling
Photoshop is for pussies: Witness the majesty of MSPAINT!!!



=win
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 22:00
wario67
censorship
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
emotoaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 22:22
emotoaster
MS PAINT FTW
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 22:27
Professor Pew
Necros is not an editor, but I'll share this pic of him with Linde and DMV with you:
cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 22:44
cjpkiller
contest is over aerox won
mr destructoid as the robo from chrono trigger.
its over.
go home.
cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 22:44
cjpkiller
as robo*
Volcanon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 23:06
Volcanon


If you have no idea what this means, definitely do not click here, you will regret it...
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 23:35
wario67
heres my entry

I tried to recreate the time paradox ending screen in Metal gear solid 3 : snake eater
egoncalo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 00:32
egoncalo
Muahahaha. I've got a big ass version, too.

brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 00:59
brosef


@Ron
I concur.
also, you are having a bully day.
riomccarthy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 02:36
riomccarthy


Thought Niero needed some love =P So I giveth thee my Photoshop skills!
Husky Hog's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 02:36
Husky Hog
oh my god I love these
ToeKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 07:20
ToeKing
Oooh, I will put something together tonight too, I r wanting Timeshifts
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 09:49
foxhound009


how famous...
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 12:58
foxhound009
another one.... I'm havin a lot of time lately :P



mikemqn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 13:25
mikemqn
Happy Birthday Chester and here's to hoping it wins!

brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 17:21
brosef
Here ya go Hamza. Just what you wanted, two...er....um...harems for ya.

jeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 17:24
jeep


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