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I attended the TimeShift launch event in San Francisco last week and learned a few things from it. I learned that there are people in this world that enjoy eating mashed potatoes and macaroni out of Martini glasses. I learned that you should never ever go near a girl that's covered in nothing but silver if you're wearing your favorite jacket. More importantly, I learned what the hell TimeShift was.
 
Shortly before the event took place, I had no idea what this game was all about (as you can tell by the video). As it turned out, the game was pretty good. I love FPS games and I love doing a Hiro Nakamura with the time shifting abilities. 
 
After the event, we scored a few copies of the game and instantly thought of giving it away to you dear readers. What do you have to do? Well the brilliant Colette Bennett came up with the contest: Photoshop the editors of Destructoid into different time periods. Whatever you come up with, post it in the comments of this post. You have until November 12th to turn in your entries.
 
First place will win a copy of TimeShift on the Xbox 360. Second and third place winners will win the PC version. Fourth place winner will receive a picture of a cat that I'm going to draw personnaly. Good luck. 





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2. Agreement to Official Rules: Participation in the Contest constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to and acceptance of these Official Rules and the decisions of the Sponsor, which are final and binding. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.

3. Entry Period: The start and end dates/times of each Contest (the “Entry Period”) will be posted on the applicable Contest site.

4. Entry: To enter a Contest, follow the instructions on the Contest site. Submission will result in one (1) entry. The number of times you can enter the Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The use of any agencies or automated software to submit entries will void all entries submitted by that person.

5. Drawing: At the conclusion of the Entry Period, we will select the names of the potential winners in a random drawing of all eligible entries received during each Entry Period. The number of winners to be selected in a specific Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The odds of being selected as a potential winner depend on the number of eligible entries received during the Entry Period. Potential winners will be contacted via email and will be asked to provide their full name, age and mailing address within a specified time period. If a potential winner does not respond within the timeframe stated in the notification email, we may select an alternate potential winner in his/her place at random from all entries received during the Entry Period. Limit one (1) prize per household per Contest.

6. Requirements of the Potential Winners: Winners will be notified by the e-mail address associated with their account on destructoid.com.com and/or receive a Private Message on destructoid.com.com or through a Twitter Direct Message/Facebook message. Winners have five (5) days from the original message alerting them of their winnings to respond and claim their prize. If no winner comes forward within five business days, the prize will be forfeited and raffled again where Destructoid's hardcore fans are most active (forums/community blogs/facebook group).

7. Prize(s): The prize(s) (including each prize’s approximate retail value) available to be won in a specific Contest will be posted on the Contest site. No cash or other substitution may be made, except by the Sponsor, who reserves the right to substitute a prize with another prize of equal or greater value if the prize is not available for any reason as determined by the Sponsor in its sole discretion. The winners are responsible for any taxes and fees associated with receipt or use of a prize. Prizes will be mailed between 1 to 45 business days after winners have replied with their required info.

8. General Conditions: In the event that the operation, security, or administration of the Contest is impaired in any way for any reason, including, but not limited to fraud, virus, or other technical problem, the Sponsor may, in its sole discretion, either: (a) suspend the Contest to address the impairment and then resume the Contest in a manner that best conforms to the spirit of these Official Rules; or (b) award the prizes at random from among the eligible entries received up to the time of the impairment. The Sponsor reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual it finds to be tampering with the entry process or the operation of the Contest or to be acting in violation of these Official Rules or in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner. Any attempt by any person to undermine the legitimate operation of the Contest may be a violation of criminal and civil law, and, should such an attempt be made, the Sponsor reserves the right to seek damages from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law. The Sponsor’s failure to enforce any term of these Official Rules shall not constitute a waiver of that provision. In case of a dispute as to the owner of an entry, entry will be deemed to have been submitted by the authorized account holder of the screen name from which the entry is made. The authorized account holder is defined as the natural person who is assigned to an e-mail address by an Internet access provider, online service provider, or other organization responsible for assigning e-mail addresses for the domain associated with the submitted e-mail address.

9.Release and Limitations of Liability: By participating in the Contest, entrants agree to release and hold harmless the Contest Entities from and against any claim or cause of action arising out of participation in the Contest or receipt or use of any prize, including, but not limited to: (a) unauthorized human intervention in the Contest; (b) technical errors related to computers, servers, providers, or telephone or network lines; (c) printing errors; (d) lost, late, postage-due, misdirected, or undeliverable mail; (e) errors in the administration of the Contest or the processing of entries; or (f) injury or damage to persons or property which may be caused, directly or indirectly, in whole or in part, from entrant’s participation in the Contest or receipt of any prize. Entrant further agrees that in any cause of action, the Contest Entities’ liability will be limited to the cost of entering and participating in the Contest, and in no event shall the Contest Entities be liable for attorney’s fees. Entrant waives the right to claim any damages whatsoever, including, but not limited to, punitive, consequential, direct, or indirect damages.

10. Disputes: Except where prohibited, entrant agrees that any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of, or connected with, the Contest or any prize awarded shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action. All issues and questions concerning the construction, validity, interpretation and enforceability of these Official Rules, entrant’s rights and obligations, or the rights and obligations of the Sponsors in connection with the Contest, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia, without giving effect to any choice of law or conflict of law rules (whether of the Commonwealth of Virginia or any other jurisdiction), which would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than the Commonwealth of Virginia.

11. Contest Results: To enter the contest without needing to buy/sell anything or request a written copy of the name of the winners, send a self-addressed stamped envelope (stating the specific Contest you are requesting the winners for) to destructoid.com Contest Winners 260 King Street Suite 883, San Francisco California 94107. We run many contests, so please be specific in what you are requesting. Winner requests must be received within thirty (30) days from the end date of the applicable contest (they're always posted on our site though). Winners are usually posted the day following the contest on our contest section.

Lastly, Destructoid has the right to kick your ass and take away your prize if you are a total dickhead, so be cool and don't kick any puppies on your way to victory. Have fun with our contests and be a good sport when you win or lose. Remember: First you get the power, then you get the money, then get the baby.

 


Contests Official Rules



No Purchase Required to Enter or Win

1. Eligibility: Destructoid.com contests are usually provided by sponsors who, due to customs and shipping costs (yay budgets), often limit participation to individuals who are legal residents of the fifty (50) United States (unless otherwise stated) and are 12 years of age. We encourage our overseas friends to be super sneaky and make a friend in the United States who can receive your prize, and then you two figure out the customs/logistics. Be cautious about who you trust, obviously. Employees of destructoid.com, their advertising or promotion agencies, those involved in the production, development, implementation or handling of Contests, any agents acting for, or on behalf of the above entities, their respective parent companies, officers, directors, subsidiaries, affiliates, licensees, service providers, prize suppliers any other person or entity associated with the Contests (collectively “Contest Entities”) and/or the immediate family (spouse, parents, siblings and children) and household members (whether related or not) of each such employee, are *not* eligible and will be fired and publicly beaten if are caught participating. All U.S., federal, state and local and regulations apply.

2. Agreement to Official Rules: Participation in the Contest constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to and acceptance of these Official Rules and the decisions of the Sponsor, which are final and binding. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.

3. Entry Period: The start and end dates/times of each Contest (the “Entry Period”) will be posted on the applicable Contest site.

4. Entry: To enter a Contest, follow the instructions on the Contest site. Submission will result in one (1) entry. The number of times you can enter the Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The use of any agencies or automated software to submit entries will void all entries submitted by that person.

5. Drawing: At the conclusion of the Entry Period, we will select the names of the potential winners in a random drawing of all eligible entries received during each Entry Period. The number of winners to be selected in a specific Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The odds of being selected as a potential winner depend on the number of eligible entries received during the Entry Period. Potential winners will be contacted via email and will be asked to provide their full name, age and mailing address within a specified time period. If a potential winner does not respond within the timeframe stated in the notification email, we may select an alternate potential winner in his/her place at random from all entries received during the Entry Period. Limit one (1) prize per household per Contest.

6. Requirements of the Potential Winners: Winners will be notified by the e-mail address associated with their account on destructoid.com.com and/or receive a Private Message on destructoid.com.com or through a Twitter Direct Message/Facebook message. Winners have five (5) days from the original message alerting them of their winnings to respond and claim their prize. If no winner comes forward within five business days, the prize will be forfeited and raffled again where Destructoid's hardcore fans are most active (forums/community blogs/facebook group).

7. Prize(s): The prize(s) (including each prize’s approximate retail value) available to be won in a specific Contest will be posted on the Contest site. No cash or other substitution may be made, except by the Sponsor, who reserves the right to substitute a prize with another prize of equal or greater value if the prize is not available for any reason as determined by the Sponsor in its sole discretion. The winners are responsible for any taxes and fees associated with receipt or use of a prize. Prizes will be mailed between 1 to 45 business days after winners have replied with their required info.

8. General Conditions: In the event that the operation, security, or administration of the Contest is impaired in any way for any reason, including, but not limited to fraud, virus, or other technical problem, the Sponsor may, in its sole discretion, either: (a) suspend the Contest to address the impairment and then resume the Contest in a manner that best conforms to the spirit of these Official Rules; or (b) award the prizes at random from among the eligible entries received up to the time of the impairment. The Sponsor reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual it finds to be tampering with the entry process or the operation of the Contest or to be acting in violation of these Official Rules or in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner. Any attempt by any person to undermine the legitimate operation of the Contest may be a violation of criminal and civil law, and, should such an attempt be made, the Sponsor reserves the right to seek damages from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law. The Sponsor’s failure to enforce any term of these Official Rules shall not constitute a waiver of that provision. In case of a dispute as to the owner of an entry, entry will be deemed to have been submitted by the authorized account holder of the screen name from which the entry is made. The authorized account holder is defined as the natural person who is assigned to an e-mail address by an Internet access provider, online service provider, or other organization responsible for assigning e-mail addresses for the domain associated with the submitted e-mail address.

9.Release and Limitations of Liability: By participating in the Contest, entrants agree to release and hold harmless the Contest Entities from and against any claim or cause of action arising out of participation in the Contest or receipt or use of any prize, including, but not limited to: (a) unauthorized human intervention in the Contest; (b) technical errors related to computers, servers, providers, or telephone or network lines; (c) printing errors; (d) lost, late, postage-due, misdirected, or undeliverable mail; (e) errors in the administration of the Contest or the processing of entries; or (f) injury or damage to persons or property which may be caused, directly or indirectly, in whole or in part, from entrant’s participation in the Contest or receipt of any prize. Entrant further agrees that in any cause of action, the Contest Entities’ liability will be limited to the cost of entering and participating in the Contest, and in no event shall the Contest Entities be liable for attorney’s fees. Entrant waives the right to claim any damages whatsoever, including, but not limited to, punitive, consequential, direct, or indirect damages.

10. Disputes: Except where prohibited, entrant agrees that any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of, or connected with, the Contest or any prize awarded shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action. All issues and questions concerning the construction, validity, interpretation and enforceability of these Official Rules, entrant’s rights and obligations, or the rights and obligations of the Sponsors in connection with the Contest, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia, without giving effect to any choice of law or conflict of law rules (whether of the Commonwealth of Virginia or any other jurisdiction), which would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than the Commonwealth of Virginia.

11. Contest Results: To enter the contest without needing to buy/sell anything or request a written copy of the name of the winners, send a self-addressed stamped envelope (stating the specific Contest you are requesting the winners for) to destructoid.com Contest Winners 260 King Street Suite 883, San Francisco California 94107. We run many contests, so please be specific in what you are requesting. Winner requests must be received within thirty (30) days from the end date of the applicable contest (they're always posted on our site though). Winners are usually posted the day following the contest on our contest section.

Lastly, Destructoid has the right to kick your ass and take away your prize if you are a total dickhead, so be cool and don't kick any puppies on your way to victory. Have fun with our contests and be a good sport when you win or lose. Remember: First you get the power, then you get the money, then get the baby.

 




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PraiseChaos's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 15:52
PraiseChaos
Oh... Here we go again...
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 15:53
king3vbo
blarg! More photoshop contests? Cmon, throw a bone to us losers who have no artistic talent
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 15:54
king3vbo
not to be a whiny bitch or anything...
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 15:56
blehman
Or throw a bone to us losers who lack teh photoshop.

Not that king3vbo is a whiny bitch or anything...
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 16:00
Kryptinite
I'm going to try this one I think...

Not that king3vbo is a whiny bitch or anything...
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 16:03
wario67
how many entries can we do?
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 16:09
Hamza CTZ Aziz
No limit Wario. Damn, where the hell have you been anyway?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 16:09
king3vbo
"Not that king3vbo is a whiny bitch or anything..." is now a meme.

YOUR KING COMMANDS IT
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 16:09
Cheeburga
CTZ IS HAWT
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 16:11
wario67
Hamza CTZ Aziz ,
around I'm not really social
I still browse the forums and blogs each day through
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 16:16
Kryptinite
So can I get some pictures to work with?
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 16:20
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Kryptinite: Forum post that links to a bunch of MySpaces Find more by going through our friend's lists.
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 16:23
ShadowXOR
Can I enter a contest to not ever have to play TimeShift?
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 17:03
foxhound009
where the hell can I find your pics? they sure thing ain't on those myspaces of yours..
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 17:28
Atlas
Can I win a picture of a cat drawn by Hamza himself? I really want one of those.
pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 17:57
pizzaface
3rd place wins a win
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 18:25
BFeld13
Did my poor photoshop skillz win a Timeshift?

Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 18:45
Coonskin05


This is the first of many epic shoops I will be doing.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 19:34
the GAMEGOBLIN
AWW hell naw! I wuz gonna make a JFK pic!!!111
:,(
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 19:55
thisissami
is there any reason that all these contests never have the PS3 version of the game included as one of the prizes? I've noticed over time that in a lot of game websites (excluding PS3 exclusive games) that the PS3 version of a multiplatform game is never included as a prize...
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 19:56
the GAMEGOBLIN
Last one

Srsly though, I want timeshift...
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 20:01
Hamza CTZ Aziz
thisissami: Because the PS3 version isn't out yet.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 20:07
the GAMEGOBLIN
PROTIP: Use photobucket to fix an image comment by deleting the image and uploading a modified version with the same filename. That way next time you fuck up you can repent for your sins.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 20:11
Velt
Ehh, i read that timeshift sucks...
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 21:12
Aerox
I always get sad with photoshop contests because I fail at art. However, I am giving it a try anyway. I should win because I get an A for effort.

OMG FAITH IS IN THE PAST!!



HOLY SHIT WORKMAN IS IN THE PRESENT!



WHO WILL SAVE US FROM LAVOS??!?

the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 21:26
the GAMEGOBLIN
History of Destructoid:
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 21:32
wario67
lol ^
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 21:44
brosef


Sterling simply detests trench warfare.

Hamza seems okay with it though....
Quisling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 21:57
Quisling
Photoshop is for pussies: Witness the majesty of MSPAINT!!!



=win
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 22:00
wario67
censorship
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
emotoaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 22:22
emotoaster
MS PAINT FTW
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 22:27
Maurice Tan
Necros is not an editor, but I'll share this pic of him with Linde and DMV with you:
cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 22:44
cjpkiller
contest is over aerox won
mr destructoid as the robo from chrono trigger.
its over.
go home.
cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 22:44
cjpkiller
as robo*
Volcanon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 23:06
Volcanon


If you have no idea what this means, definitely do not click here, you will regret it...
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 23:35
wario67
heres my entry

I tried to recreate the time paradox ending screen in Metal gear solid 3 : snake eater
egoncalo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 00:32
egoncalo
Muahahaha. I've got a big ass version, too.

brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 00:59
brosef


@Ron
I concur.
also, you are having a bully day.
riomccarthy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 02:36
riomccarthy


Thought Niero needed some love =P So I giveth thee my Photoshop skills!
Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 02:36
Daniel Husky Lingen
oh my god I love these
ToeKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 07:20
ToeKing
Oooh, I will put something together tonight too, I r wanting Timeshifts
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 09:49
foxhound009


how famous...
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 12:58
foxhound009
another one.... I'm havin a lot of time lately :P



mikemqn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 13:25
mikemqn
Happy Birthday Chester and here's to hoping it wins!

brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 17:21
brosef
Here ya go Hamza. Just what you wanted, two...er....um...harems for ya.

jeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 17:24
jeep


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