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Destructoid Contest: Win a copy of Egyptian Dental Fair! photo

As part of our ongoing promotion of Nibris' Egyptian Dental Fair, they've given us a copy to give away! The contest for this is pretty simple -- take a picture of yourself dressed like a mummy doing something mummylike. If you have a whole bunch of bandages lying around, perfect! If you don't, toilet paper, all those Ribbon Dancers you keep around in your house, or even duct tape will work just fine.

Nothing pornographic, and nothing illegal. Other than that, go wild. The contest will close this Friday, and we'll judge over the weekend and announce the winner on Monday. We can only ship to locations in the US and Canada, but even if you're not North American feel free to enter. I'll find something special to send you if you win.

Good luck!






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Jonathan Ross is an Associate Editor in Los Angeles who is obsessed with capybaras. Like, seriously, obsessed. If he's not playing Team Fortress 2 or getting into arguments about why PC gaming is superior, he's either off having a fancy dinner with lots of expensive wine, or sitting on the Destructoid IRC complaining that's he's not off having a fancy dinner. Likes: Chrono Trigger, Street Fighter, Steam, everything Blizzard and Valve have ever made, playing Angry Birds on the toilet. Meet the rest of the team



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Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 12:03
Diverse
Damn it. I'm camera shy.
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 12:03
the Golden Avatar
My mind is blown!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 12:06
MrSadistic
I expect some necrophilia going on. Don't disappoint me Destructoid.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 12:11
Holyetheline
I'm totally going to do this when I get home!
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 12:11
Chronic Logic
I thought this game is fake.
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 12:13
Wexx
MY DREAM COME TRUE!
VGMari's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 12:13
VGMari
I AM SO DOING THIS
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 12:13
pendelton21
If I wrap my dong in plastic wrap, does that count?

No? Jesus, you're just like every other girl I meet...
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 12:15
AgentMOO
When I get home I'll hafta get my mummy on!
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 12:17
F Whipple
This is a picture of me judging you

Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 12:17
Kraid
I don't want the game!! I WANT FORKING... JOURNALISM!!!
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 12:40
fetusmilk


he should have been more careful not to wipe with his hand!
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 12:50
Brian Szabelski
Why would I ever enter a contest for this game? :p
YEAH-YA's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 12:54
YEAH-YA
lol @ people who are actually gonna participate

what a bunch of idiots xD
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 12:56
fetusmilk
the idea just came to me, thought it was funny anyway. was gonna cover myself in toilet paper and sit on the toilet looking at my mummy wrapped hand covered in brown. but i could set my camera up right with a timer.
YEAH-YA's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 13:00
YEAH-YA
You know what d-toid should of done to make this a better April fools joke? They should of moderated every single comment, that way if there were people claiming that this shit was fake, they could just delete the comment.

Think, god damn it, just THINK!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 13:07
Darren Nakamura
Oh man, I'll do this right when I get home!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 13:29
Takeshi
LMAO, Fetusmilk that is ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ awesome!
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 13:34
garison
I'm afraid that nothing I do will top Fetusmilk's entry.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 13:57
fetusmilk
yeah i couldnt stop laughing while taking the picture and had to redo it like 5 times. also had to flush 4 times to clear out all the toilet paper!
Chack's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 14:23
Chack
I'll be back once I arrive home and snap some pics of myself.
BlackFreefall's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 14:33
BlackFreefall
That's scary
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 15:06
wanderingpixel


I'll get you next time gadget!
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 16:03
Danzflor
@Half Left Already Won this. LOL
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 16:03
gatorsax2010
I is a mummy.



No toilet paper, so I used socks!
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 19:35
Excel-2011

My little brother sucks at taking photos.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 19:38
Excel-2011

This doesn't make me look like a terrorist, does it?
piox92's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 19:43
piox92
Might as well try.

<a href="http://s121.photobucket.com/albums/o228/piox/?action=view¤t=DSCF3689.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o228/piox/DSCF3689.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

I had some medical bandages, but they disappeared before I took the picture.
piox92's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 19:44
piox92
Sorry. I don't know how to post pics.



Thats better.
casesomething's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 21:00
casesomething
i seriously cannot fucking tell if this is fake!!! i mean i saw the official site and all and it looks legit... but really? if it is real, consider me sold...
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 21:07
wanderingpixel
I was going to use a real cat. But he wouldn't let me wrap in in toilet paper. Go figure. I wish I took a better picture though.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2009 08:31
fetusmilk
did i win yet?
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2009 16:27
ScottyG


<3
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2009 02:34
Bob Muir
I'm entering!



Go see my full gallery of mummy pictures over here!
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2009 21:01
Atlas
Necros is the fucking man! hahaha
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 01:16
Danzflor
YOU HAVE TO SEND IT SOMETHING TO NECROS! WOW!
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