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So who won the console? You'll know soon enough! We have hundreds possible winners with an average of 10-20 ballots each, so I'm still cutting paper. I tried filming the prep process but it's taking so long that I'm just going to cut straight into the random drawing. The video should be up in the next 1-2 hours or so on Sony/Blizzard time. Special thanks to Fronz who helped me count the November votes!

Update #1: The person with the 500th comment in this post will get a copy of Lost Planet for the Xbox 360.  Ok! We have a winner!

Update #2: The winner of the Ninja Gaiden Sigma bloody anus caption contest is:

Paul Soth: "Attempting to duplicate his success with breast physics in Dead or Alive, Tomonobu Itagaki's experimentations with vagina physics in the latest Ninja Gaiden title ended with horrifying results."

Update #3: Here's who won the PlayStation 3 / Wii Contest !!!!

Merry Christmas everyone, and thanks for reading Destructoid!






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thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 14:21
thisissami
oh how i hope it is me!!!
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 14:22
thisissami
wait a second, you said there were three other prizes, then you only mentioned two... what's the third one?
bjk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 14:22
bjk
your killing me with wait:(
bjk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 14:25
bjk
yeah whats the thhird one !!! what that guy said
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 14:30
thisissami
or maybe the third one is the PS3/2-wiis? btw you can call me sami
bjk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 14:42
bjk
i keep refreshing the homepage but the answer isnt there:(
plyr3005's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 14:48
plyr3005
sami, you're most likely right, but it says the 3 *other* prizes.
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 14:54
thisissami
not only do we have to wait on who wins (and i seriously hope you aren't right nex! that would just suck! but whatever, you guys are giving away 2 wiis or a ps3 for free, doesn't matter how long we wait), but we have to wait and see whether this is a mistake and the third contest is the PS3/TwoWiis, or it's something else, and if so - what the hell is it?

:P
bjk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 15:03
bjk
lets all listen to music and wait n eat chocolate and post what we got for xmas - i got a BLOWTORCH
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 15:04
thisissami
oh you said on "sony/blizzard" time!!! and i thought you meant literally 1 or 2 hours! and here i was refreshing wondering why it isn't up yet!!! lol

nevermind, so i guess it'll be up sometime tomorrow? or at the end of the day?
bjk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 15:09
bjk
:O he used the picture of the ps3 withthe apple logo!!!

is that a clue??? :P
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 15:26
thisissami
MAYBE THE THIRD PRIZE IS A MACBOOK PRO!!!!
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 15:26
thisissami
or a PS3 that can run mac os x in addition to linux
pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 15:50
pizzaface
ew mac?

oh yeah i won lawlz
bjk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 16:01
bjk
O RLY PIZZAFACE???
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 16:03
thisissami
hey macs are great! btw, i lurv your display pic pizzaface!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 16:08
Niero
JUST SHOT THE VIDEO! THE DRAWING IS DONE! Ripping the video and it will be on youtube in a few
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 16:10
Niero
UPDATE: While the video is loading - comment #500 in this thread gets a free copy of Lost Planet. Start spamming!
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 16:11
LostCrichton
hope i win
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LostCrichton
merry
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LostCrichton
christmas
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LostCrichton
going to be awhile
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 16:13
Niero
yup
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Niero
but
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Niero
it
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Niero
seems
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Niero
like
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Niero
you
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 16:13
LostCrichton
what?
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Niero
have
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Niero
a
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 16:14
Niero
good
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 16:14
LostCrichton
what?
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 16:14
Niero
head
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 16:14
Niero
start
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 16:14
wario67
hah
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 16:14
Niero
it's a race!
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 16:14
LostCrichton
sense of humor
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LostCrichton
running
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 16:15
LostCrichton
like patrick dempsey or matthew broderick
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 16:15
wario67
so hows eveyone week good?
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LostCrichton
sides starting to hurt
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