Hey Destructards, the new episode of The Destructoid Show is here to rock the ass off your Monday blues.
In this episode, we discuss the latest news about the 3DS, specifically it's sucktronic battery life, and how Nintendo's been secretly working on 3D for like a decade now. We also talk about Gearbox's postponement of Aliens: Colonial Marines, big bushy beards in Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, and how Bayonetta's creator is terrified of women.
We're also holding a contest to give away gigantic beanbag chairs, and you're a nitwit if you don't want one because they're magical.
While you guys are on the internet, it would be awesome if you went onto iTunes and gave our show some ratings and comments.
Spoiler Alert: Tara got another stupid travel mug. Watch the show to see what color it is.
[UPDATE] As you can see here, the news about Aliens: Colonial Marines was inaccurate. Randy Pitchford, the head of Gearbox, denied making any statement regarding its release schedule. (Ah, nuts. Looks like I made all those Aliens references for nothin'.)