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Listen, MadWorld. I know I've only seen you from afar and we haven't actually met yet (although there was that time last year at E3 when we were in the same room and I swear you looked RIGHT AT ME), and I know it's completely inappropriate to just come out and say it like this, but I want you. I want you in a way that makes me feel less like a human and more like some sort of animal in the peak of heat.

The thing is, I realize when we do actually meet, you might not feel the same way about me I do about you. I've thought about it a great deal, and I've come to the conclusion that I don't care. I'll take whatever I can get from you, so if your only interest in me is to use me and leave me forgotten afterwards, that's fine. Just take me, for the love of God. NOW.








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Analitic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 11:27
Analitic
Dearest Collette,

Sodomy inevitable also chainsaw.

Yours Etc,

Mad

*Beware what you wish for*
SephirothX's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 11:27
SephirothX
Okay, video games are now even getting more female attention then I am. F*ck!!!

Haha, anyways Madworld looks great. I'm going to dust off my Wii and definately take this game for a spin.
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 11:29
-PL-
Don't do it, MadWorld. Even though she says that, she'll keep calling you afterwards and make you feel like an asshole.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 11:36
Naim Master
Go for it Madworld , just remember to give her the wrong phone number !
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 11:37
Trevor McGee
She wants Madworld inside of her...Wii.
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 11:39
Gyrael
Damn, that looks fun.
Iron Dragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 11:39
Iron Dragon
Stay away from my man Colette... I'd totally go gay for Madworld. He's going to come and take me away from this pile of Wii shovelware crap someday.
DarkTower06's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 11:42
DarkTower06
@ Trevor McGee: GROAN.

Colette, I hope that you and I can both find a little satisfaction from this blood spattered delight.
gregatrons's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 11:46
gregatrons
OK, the game looks incredible. I love the comic bookesque written sound effects and the badassery of the this trailer begs for more. But I feel like the whole black and white aesthetic will just take away from the gameplay. Sure its cool to look at, but its kinda jumbled and a little hard to differentiate between what's going on. It's like watching the fight scenes in Batman Forever.
Analitic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 11:49
Analitic
My worry at the moment is the camera, saw a gameplay vid on another obscure website and either the player was a complete ass...or we got serious issues to contend with.

Nevertheless, im also horny
Barcode's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 11:59
Barcode
I don't know why, but that is making me want to play it. And I don't have a Wii. D:
Analitic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 11:59
Analitic
for the game i mean
kapshhh's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 12:11
kapshhh
This game reminds me of God Hand. Less kinky. More brutality.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 12:20
Holyetheline
Love letters to videogames creep me out just a little bit. lol
TheStripe's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 12:47
TheStripe
Jack ftw. Here's hoping he hides a camera in his closet and posts the footage on xtube.
Andrew Godsey's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 12:47
Andrew Godsey
holy crap, i did a gobo for this like 6 months ago and completely forgot about it until seeing the logo at the end of the trailer. I've been meaning to look into mad world, now Im glad I have. Only thing, the hero is kind of an Ash ripoff, dontcha think? I need to get a copy of that gobo....
ProperlyParanoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 12:50
ProperlyParanoid
Oh boy, this game is going to rule.
Can't wait.
Drack48's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 13:12
Drack48
PLEASE BE GOOD!
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 13:21
John B
Sweet Jesus ... this game looks so fscking awesome...
dollrapist's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 13:32
dollrapist
amazing that some can complain about cameras and gameplay "issues" even before the game is release. gamers like you should have your digits cut off.
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 13:50
Johnny Justice
OMG, in the video, did he just bite a raw onion? Now that's badass.
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 13:51
John B
@dollrapist:

Same thing with people who immediately criticize a game because of the console that it's on.
Analitic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 14:10
Analitic
@dollrapist

i think you meant me, but im referring to gameplay footage i saw , check it out for yourself and tell me i have no reason to worry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVgoo-no69k&NR=1

then again my previous comment explicitly states that the gamer might possibly not be the best out there.

As for my digits, no thanks i think i'd like to keep them. If the comment is directed at me. Cheers
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 16:54
Wexx
This comes out in march, right? Dayummmmm, I can't wait!
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 16:57
Jonathan Holmes
This game is extremely fun. I could have played that one level for hours.

If Sega is smart, they'll release a free demo. As great as the game looks on video, looking at it can't compare to the act of actually playing it.
Drach's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2009 03:49
Drach
Looks fun.. The Wii awaits.
perri's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2009 10:45
perri
I can't take all the Wii love recently. Been a pretty great month MadWorld can't come soon enough!
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2009 01:28
ikiryou
Today's agenda: go to courthouse, legally change name to MadWorld :-P
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