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Deadly Premonition released yesterday, although if you weren't reading Destructoid, you wouldn't have known. The budget horror game launched with no fanfare, and I had to actually get my copy from under the counter at my local GameStop, because nobody thought to put it on the store shelf. 

This, dear friends, is a crime.

Deadly Premonition is absolutely amazing, and to prove it, I present to you the greatest cutscene in videogame history. There is too much brilliance to list. The music, the contrived nature of the comedy, the facial expressions, the fact that the woman explains how a town clock works; just everything about it is perfect. Oh, and the sound on the video is not screwed up. The music actually is too loud, and that bit where the woman's voice is barely audible is part of the game. That's how fantastic this title is!

Our review will come as soon as it's been completed, but we kind of never want it to end.








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RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:32
RenegadePanda
Agreed.

This game is too good for words.
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:35
Stevil
Damn you region locking! I need this in my life now!
Ragewaar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:35
Ragewaar
Loosley article related, but what video service do Destructoid use? I can't even see a box for the video, just the article text, in FF IE and Opera :/
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:37
timtheterrible
No video :(
jymkata's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:37
jymkata
Did Tommy Wiseau direct this?
Because it feels a bit like it might 'cult.'
Ian Roberts's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:37
Ian Roberts
This could be the best game since Blue Stinger.
Maxxthepenguin's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:38
Maxxthepenguin
The coffee never fails
Corduroy Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:38
Corduroy Turtle
Jim: Did you have all these stories pre-written? You are really poppin' them out like rapid fire.
Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:39
Andrew Kauz
When I grow up, I was to be just like this videogame.
xibalba's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:39
xibalba
picked my copy up yesterday.



did they seriously go from eating outside to eating inside. lOl
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:39
Jim Sterling
Corduroy Turtle: This post has been ready since last night. We did all those Nintendo ones on the spot though.

It's been a busy day. :-)
PySk's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:40
PySk
The music is so unfitting, but so awesome.
JDefined's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:41
JDefined
I demand an OST.
Colin Creasy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:41
Colin Creasy
THAT TABLE!
MrJohans0n's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:42
MrJohans0n
I like how the characters sometimes seem to be trying to talk over the music. Really just a grade A game.
Pinhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:42
Pinhead
It's like a graphically upgraded Resident Evil.

Nothing says whimsy more than an acoustic guitar, accompanied by whistling and a kazoo.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:42
Xzyliac
Dat wuz hawt.
VGFreak1225's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:43
VGFreak1225
I think I'm sold.
Knillinux's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:44
Knillinux
I hope to god this is the videogame equivalent of Hot Fuzz.
jawshoeuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:45
jawshoeuh
this is a real thing
SpidaMahn's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:45
SpidaMahn
Are you guys being Sarcastic about this? I'm not sure..
Saph's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:46
Saph
I need to get this. NEED. NEEEEEED.
Jonathan Ross's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:46
Jonathan Ross
FUCK IN THE COFFEE
trickfred's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:47
trickfred
I was in tears by the halfway point. XD
Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:47
Bulkmailer
Galaxy Of Terror is a great name for a bar. I wish I would have thought of that.
Alex Manuel's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:47
Alex Manuel
When I want to have a drink, take a load off, and unwind from the rigors of the day, my obvious first choice is the MOTHERFUCKING GALAXY OF TERROR.
Dv8thwonder's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:47
Dv8thwonder
Wii want please!
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:48
Havoc Fang
Deadly Premonition looks great, but I don't think it's pulling all the cell processing buzzwords out of the PS3, so it might be shit. Also, it was only made by one guy, so give it some slack, 10/10 or it isn't fair.

/fake
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:49
GoldenGamerXero
Despite the obvious sarcasm I think this game has some sort of charm to it. It's weird in a lot of the right ways from what I can see.

And did anyone else catch "It's only a flesh wound" I haven't seen such skills with slipping in references seen Harman Smith's "Tricks are for kids!" line in killer7
Shadowiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:50
Shadowiii
This might beat out Jurassic: The Hunted as BEST GAME EVER.
NingaBulrog's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:50
NingaBulrog
Anybody notice that Mr. Morgan's teeth were black??
Gamernerd101's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:50
Gamernerd101
I have to agree full heartily

**MiniSpoilers**


The cutscene with the biscuits is by far a lot better than this though just with it's hilarity Thomas is the most hilarious character I've ever encountered since The German professor in Conker's. Or maybe Destroyman.
DinnertimeNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:52
DinnertimeNinja
Wow.

If the gameplay turns out even DECENT, this game could be a real collectors item for the campiness alone.

Also, I imagine you'll find it in bargain bins for $10 in a month.
sersteven's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:53
sersteven
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THAT LAST LINE




I MUST KNOWWWWWWWWWW
psycho terror2's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:54
psycho terror2
I - NEED - THIS - GAME

don't know how many here are actually into this sort of thing, but i'm going to buy this as soon as i possibly can.

also, coffee
Dv8thwonder's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:54
Dv8thwonder
This game has a sorta Suda 51 quality to it. Very weird.
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:55
Nicojay2
This is what Heavy Rain should have been. I'm not joking either, this is strangely compelling.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:55
Jim Sterling
DinnerTime Ninja:

The gameplay is surprisingly competent. The camera's a little jank, but unlike Onechanbara, the game actually works how it should.

It's pretty much the ultimate budget game.
Skone's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:55
Skone
Is Jim Sterling serious or is he just being his usual and delusional self?
smokes_quantity's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:56
smokes_quantity
Reminds me a lot of Twin Peaks with his random mate and his love for coffee, hope it comes to the UK, might beat SOS and Raw Danger to the top of my most played :-)
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:57
Kraid
Amazing , I'm getting this game ASAP!
psycho terror2's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 12:59
psycho terror2
*crushing agony*

no UK release. this makes me sad.
Phantom Spaceman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 13:02
Phantom Spaceman
This reminds me of Xavier: Renegade Angel
Loogibot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 13:02
Loogibot
That dude is smoking some really good kush in middle of the video. I want this.
FalconReaper's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 13:06
FalconReaper
GLORIOUS
SoraX3's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 13:08
SoraX3
*GASP*!!!!!!!!!!
For once I'am interested in a PS3 GAME!!! XD Thanks Jim! Seriouly tho, I hate when underrated games go underrated!
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 13:08
AngelsDontBurn
Holy shit this is incredible. My new goal is to make that whistle song my ringtone. ROFL.
Sir playedallot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 13:11
Sir playedallot
I know your all making fun out of this since your really spoiled with Heavy Rain.
But for a some reason i feel a strange appeal by this!
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 13:12
Jim Sterling
"I know your all making fun out of this since your really spoiled with Heavy Rain."

Actually, no. You have no idea how genuinely entertaining I'm finding this game. Moreso than Heavy Rain.
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