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Look with interest at these winners for our "F .. K in the coffee" Deadly Premonition contest. At the beginning of the week, we charged Destructoid readers with the task of FK'ing in their coffee for a chance to win a copy of Deadly Premonition for the Xbox 360, along with a promo poster. It was a hard fought contest, but we have finally picked three winners, haven't we Zach?

Here are the three winners that stood out, crisp as a clear spring morning:

  • Shadowii: For randomness and EKANS
  • Instant_Awesome: For being just too damn clever
  • BeardedUnderdog: For the ridiculous video you see above

Congratulations to our winners and thank you for all taking part. If you are a winner, please use the Destructoid frontpage Private Message feature to send me a shipping address. Ignition will then send you your prizes. Be sure to keep reading Destructoid for more hot contests, too!

 

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Anonymouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 13:00
Anonymouse
Well done, you three!
Gobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 13:07
Gobun
Congratulations guys
The Prodigal Son's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 13:12
The Prodigal Son
Well played, Instant_Awesome...well played.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 13:12
TheToiletDuck
It's snake backwards
nicojay's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 13:17
nicojay
Fierce Kick..
in the coffee.

Took me a mo' to get that. Too damn clever indeed Instant_Awesome
AlphaDeus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 13:20
AlphaDeus
Excellent pictures. Video was definitely the best in my opinion :) Congrats to the winners.
garethxxgod's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 13:27
garethxxgod
Congrats winners. If only I had a Xbox 360. I have however seen it on sale at Walmart so if I ever get antsy I could always pick it up for cheap.
CoruptAI125's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 13:34
CoruptAI125
Congratulations to the winners. It's an interesting game that I hope you'll enjoy.
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 13:34
bluexy
Definitely the best submissions. Fucking hilarious all-around! Congratulations folk. :)
Chad Almasy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 13:40
Chad Almasy
my roommates are probably wondering wtf i could possibly be lmao about now. these entries were great X3
eskimo bob's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 14:00
eskimo bob
all of these made me laugh too damn hard. I congratulate all of you.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 14:02
Occams electric toothbrush
Just beat the game last week. It's so worth owning and playing. Well deserved wins all around.
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 14:41
KingSigy
LMFAO. That video was great, especially how it was just dubbed in.
Instant_Awesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 14:54
Instant_Awesome
Thanks for the kind words, everyone! I'm so excited to play this game!

Jim, I didn't see a "private message" feature on the homepage, so I sent my info to you through the "send PM" button here, as well as to tips@destructoid. I hope that's okay... sorry if I missed something obvious.
catsithx's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 15:03
catsithx
Now I want some fk in my coffee
Shadowiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 15:36
Shadowiii
Woah! Sweet! My wife and I will enjoy playing through this game and laughing like crazy animals. Thanks for everybody who participated!
@Jim, PM Sent.
Mark Griffiths's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 16:39
Mark Griffiths
Well done. If I'd been in America and had a 360, I would've found the F and K from alphabet soup stuff and floated them in some coffee. Probably cold.

Well done though!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 16:59
AgentMOO
All three are FK'in great. Congratulations
killerpickles's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 17:13
killerpickles
All three were simply brilliant.
Great stuff.
Congrats!
BeardedUnderDog's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 18:23
BeardedUnderDog
Thanks for all of the kind words, we spent a lot of time trying to match up the video best we could. Jim I just PM'd you my info.
psycho terror2's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 18:48
psycho terror2
it's fierce PUNCH and ROUNDHOUSE kick!!!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!

not so clever now eh?
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 19:24
Danzflor
OH MY GAD Something please shoot me, I can't stop laughing, well, played guys! =D
HammerShark's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 21:31
HammerShark
CONGRATS! >.< + xD
Tray Ben's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 23:35
Tray Ben
It's clear as a crisp spring morning, not crisp as a clear. What the fuck
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2010 07:11
lewness
That's some mad editing skillz there, y'all. Congrats!

Also, ALTERNET ENDING
eugaet's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2010 08:56
eugaet
Ah, dammit. Still can't get rid of the SpaghettiOs smell. So not worth it!
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