Hamza Aziz, Destructoid's Community Director, has been here since day one. He was born when a tiger coughed up a hairball into a pool of ooze. He was one of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before budget cuts. Hamza works as a previews editor and manages a team in San Francisco. To date he has given away tens of thousands of dollars in prizes to readers. What a dick. Actually, Hamza is as kind as he is hairy.
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1:00 AM on 03.06.2010
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also, really guys you all need to go watch this..
really.
Wait a sec - she's imaginary! She can be whatever age I want her to be!
Gotta admit - my interest was aroused at 0:14.
"Hey, she's doing martial arts moves! Maybe this'll be a game!"
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Gobun/something-about-sex-a-shameless-tale-of-desperation-nsfw--165896.phtml
I now find chest-busters from the film Alien, before the actual bursting, kind of erotic.
Also, unenthusiastic monkey-spanking is no good.
Disclaimer: This was typed for the lulz, I do not think like this and wish DOA would return to pre-millennium jiggle. It was over the top weird but now it's getting scary weird. I am enjoying the ride though.
I'm 18, I can fap to this anyday of the week. ;3
...And nobody remember the commercials of Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 from Tecmo? They were pretty "awesome".