Dead or Alive Paradise, the woefully rubbish PSP version of Tecmo's already sketchy franchise, just got slightly better. Or worse, depending on what you think of badly compressed images of massive boobs. Thanks to a little custom firmware and a hacked ISO, Dead or Alive Paradise can now be enjoyed in the buff.
Yes, it's very sad, but if you've already decided to play Dead or Alive Paradise, it's a little late to start feigning dignity. The only real problem is the fact that, at the time of writing, the girls have no nipples. The breasts already look freakish and unnerving enough, but the total lack of anything resembling an areola is downright terrifying. You'd basically have to be a maniac to want to masturbate over a pink-haired fourteen-year-old girl with gigantic norks and no nipples.
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