Seriously. The subject line of the latest Dead or Alive Paradise PR is "18 Days until Paradise. Babe of the Week #5 Inside. She's over 18." Yeah.
So this week's babe is Christie. Yet even though it's her week, a peepshow video of Ayane is the latest video on Tecmo's YouTube channel. Either way, I guess Tecmo believes you'll choke your chicken no matter who the babe is.
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And just when you thought Dead or Alive 4 and Ninja Gaiden had established some credibility to the tit-fest that is this universe, Tecmo fires off a game that might aswell be called DOA Perv Freakout.
I like how video game characters have age, as if digital age was something that actually existed. Every H-game in the world slaps the 'all characters are 18' tag on it when they come to the US, even if the character is clearly designed otherwise.
But Christy? She's always looked old to me anyway. How is she the one with the questionable age?
I don't think the animators at tecmo have ever seen real boobs, in their games they wobble around like they're made of jello. I mean if your gonna make a game that's basically all about tna, you'd think they'd at least get that right.
I really wish they would make an actual fighting game to follow up on DOA4, but in the meantime I appreciate that Tecmo is doing its best to help me masturbate on the bus.
A joke about the legal age of consent doesn't work when the character in question has been 24 since her inception in DOA3, over eight years ago. God damn it, Tecmo.
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I'm sure some people would be interested in that.
Done.
But Christy? She's always looked old to me anyway. How is she the one with the questionable age?
but wow i mean it's honest advertising, to say the least...but still disturbing this is an ACTUAL ad after all
man i've been doing ti wrong all thee years :'(
for shame
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