Good news for fans of breasts and awkward relationship mini-games! The latest issue of Famitsu has revealed that it will be bringing Dead or Alive Paradise to the PlayStation Portable next year in Japan.
So before you get excited, here's the thing -- it's not a fighting game. Instead, Paradise focuses on mini-games like gambling and making sure Kasumi's favorite color is, and what Ayane wants for breakfast. Sounds great, eh?
A game of the same name was released for mobile phones in Japan awhile back; check the official site for more details, but let me warn you -- it's not very exciting.
[via The Examiner]
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11:00 PM on 12.15.2009 | 
Dead or Alive 5. PLEASE.
It's the fighting game equivalent of a bag of Funyuns: bold and different on that first taste, but it gets old quickly, too much of it can make you sick, and they go downright stale after 6 hours.
that'll probably never happen, but it would be cool
Whatever, without Itagaki DOA5 is already fucked. They screwed up Sigma 2; they aren't capable of much on their own. Hayashi's just waving his dick around.
Touch features would be perfect for this game
I love breasts as much as the next hetrosexual male humanoid, but this spin off seriously needs to die. Unless there is anything close to decent gameplay, (and I imagine there won't) there is nothing these games do that can't be done with Google Image and Video Search.
Then again, feel free to prove me wrong Team Ninja.
This was designed by a woman, wasn't it?
Oh wait...Japan...
Don't judge me.
Why is the Super Blackjack chick there too?
Does this even matter?
NO!
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