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Darksiders cloth map winners announced! photo

By the bulging blisters of Baldur's blue bumhole, we've got ourselves twenty lucky Destructoid members who have won themselves a Darksiders cloth map, courtesy of the fine folks at THQ! As you may recall, readers were charged with the task of creating their own horrific vision of the apocalypse using any artistic methods at their disposal. Now the fruits of their labor are being rewarded in cartographic form!

Our grand prize winner was AHB, whose chilling vision of a world ruled by Velvet Assassin made me laugh and earned him a map signed by artist Joe Madureira. Congratulations!

Thanks to all who took part, and may the winners please message me using the Destructoid forum PM function with their address details. Hit the jump for the list of winners and stay tuned for the next Dtoid giveaway!

Caffeine Knight
Arcanix
Jack Maverick
g4torturedsoul
Xerexerex
ZombiePlatypus
HiddenAHB
Hangedman
dewwhore
apesapoppin
North Snake
Daxelman
hpv
mix
F whipple
ZServ
Hangedman
Super Drybones
Mecha Jesus
Murkman





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Hangedman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 22:01
Hangedman
Yay! i won !
Hangedman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 22:05
Hangedman
Hum!? My name's there 2 time... did i won 2 ?
Nintendan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 22:14
Nintendan
Oh :( and I really wanted one. Damn my craptastic gimp skills DAMN YOU!
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 22:14
Super Drybones
Hangedman won two cause he be pimp, I'm gonna use mine for da winter, sent my address thingy, hope the ups man doesn't hit me in the head this time.
Hangedman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 22:19
Hangedman
So how do you send a forum PM, manually send a PM to "Jim Sterling" ? Because my browser is f. and when i try to send a PM from Jim Sterling profile page, it dosent work.

Jim if you see this and you didnt get my PM, please reply to me. THX
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 22:27
F Whipple
After two and a half years on d-toid I finally win something...HUZZAH!
Mecha Jesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 22:30
Mecha Jesus
@Hangedman I was wondering that myself, I don't really troll the forums that much, and I've been coming here for about a year and a half now.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 22:53
Daxelman
OH SHIT I WON SOMETHING?!?!?!?!?
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 23:01
Super Drybones
I sent mine to jim sterling, so I hope that his forum name, or else there's some guy with that name on the forums who now has my address...........I hope he's gentle
Caffeine Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 23:11
Caffeine Knight
Oh fucking kick ass, I won a map! This is why I love Destructoid - equal treatment of everyone. I literally spent like 5 minutes in Photoshop doing this. Not to mention I used a quick cash in of Michael Jackson's death to win.

I knew there was a purpose for his death.
Caffeine Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 23:16
Caffeine Knight
Also, it would've been cool if you posted the winners in the image section. Although I guess it's good for people to go and look back to see all the comedy gold that may not have won a map.
Caffeine Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 23:16
Caffeine Knight
Oh, sorry for three comments in a row, but to those wondering his forum name is just Jim Sterling. Hope that helps some confused person out there.
Mecha Jesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 23:41
Mecha Jesus
Damned forums, deciding my passwords aren't working right
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 23:48
mix
Cool beans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 23:53
mix
He sure has some interesting names that pop up when you type his name in............
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 23:57
mix
Also, is it normal to send a message and have it still say that you have sent nothing.

My out box is empty ;(
Nintendan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 00:06
Nintendan
Now I'm really sad, I didn't know you could enter more then once. :(
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 00:33
Chronic Logic
Velvet Assassin, horror!!!!!
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 01:39
hpv
Cloth Map Get! Whooohooo!!!
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 02:24
Jack Maverick
Man, the MS Paint color selection sucks, I tried constantly to get good apocalypse-type colors but they never really came out so I was stuck with that. I am fairly happy with how the robot came out, shoddy as it may be.

Anyway, huzzah for cloth maps.
dewwhore's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 08:43
dewwhore
Sweet!!!! I'm stoked that I won thanks man.
dewwhore's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 09:30
dewwhore
So I'm having a problem sending a message. It tells me that I'm logged in here but when I go to send a P.M. It tells me that I have to log in. Does anyone know what I have to do to fix that?
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 09:59
ZombiePlatypus
To anyone having trouble, you need to message him via the forums. Messaging from the main site isn't possible yet.

@Mix- You probably have it set to not save sent messages, that's the newest forum default. Check your settings, I'm willing to bet that's it.
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 10:57
HiddenAHB
YAY! GRAND WINNER!!

PS: If i was in UK i would totally go down on you Jim.
And don't try to deny it cause i know you want it *blink*.
dewwhore's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 14:20
dewwhore
Thanks a ton Zombie. I just figured it out.
JoeCamNet's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 16:23
JoeCamNet
I bet I lost because I made fun of Sony by saying their bullshit wand would be the end of the world.
Forager's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2009 17:51
Forager
We are all winners when this game is released! This game looks bad as*!!!
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