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Darksiders cloth map acquired! You can win one too! photo

The other evening I posted a story about THQ's old school cloth map that was produced for Darksiders I also bitched about not having one, and made threats as I often do on the frontpage when I want free stuff. Well, it seems that just like the Dynasty Warriors Chibis quest, my mission has been completed, and I now possess my very own cloth map.

Well ... I have more than one. 

THQ felt it would be quite good to give Destructoid not one, not two, but twenty Darksiders cloth maps to give away to the community. That's right, folks! You can win your very own cloth map by entering our simple contest, and the grand prize winner will get one signed by artist Joe Madureira! How cool is that? 

In keeping with the theme of Darksiders' post-apocalyptic vision, all you have to do to win a map is to produce your own vision of what the apocalypse will look like. You can photoshop, draw, use MS Paint, whatever you want. Just reproduce your own personal vision of judgement day, post your work as a reply to this article, and a map could be yours!

Contest ends, ooooh, let's say a week from now. Get to work!






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HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 16:18
HiddenAHB
MS Paint, now!!

I'm really looking forward this game, compared to others God Of War "brothers" this one is looking pretty good.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 16:23
Justice
Why is this hidden? Anyway I'm looking forward to the entries, anything on cloth is usually awesome unless it's a bodily fluid.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 16:30
Daxelman
Well, here goes shit;



(please work)

It would cause the Apocalypse....
hoechst's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 16:52
hoechst
i guess this is only usa again
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 16:56
hpv
I didn't need to make up what I "think" the apocalypse will look like, I've already seen it.

mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 20:36
mix
You sly devil you, I had my picture drawn like 2 hours ago and I was all WTF where the HELLLLLLLLLLLLL did the contest go...lol

You had me worried there Jim!

I drew my apocalypse on paint :)

zandy1123's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 21:08
zandy1123
we are currently living in a post-apocalyptic world:

[img]http://gaygamer.net/images/final-fantasy-xiii-360.jpg[img]

Did you guys know that Final Fantasy is coming to the 360?
zandy1123's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 21:09
zandy1123
we are currently living in a post-apocalyptic world:



Did you guys know that Final Fantasy is coming to the 360


Sorry about the double post
Catmurderer's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 21:36
Catmurderer
Ya I noticed this and raged.







backup attempt

thornier-gravy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 22:23
thornier-gravy
destructoid's editor meeting in 2020

Hangedman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 22:29
Hangedman
<img src="http://g.imagehost.org/0076/wrath.jpg">
Hangedman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 22:31
Hangedman
[img]http://g.imagehost.org/0076/wrath.jpg[/]

Here's my worst Apocalyptic Nightmare !
Hangedman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 22:32
Hangedman


Here's my worst Apocalyptic Nightmare !
Ratsor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 22:54
Ratsor
My apocalypse is a horrifying place. First all the children have died so all sexual contact has ceased. Giraffes roam freely around the country side mocking all the little people. The UK has taken control of all Earths kitchens. The Japanese have learned to pronounce L's and R's. Also India has become the center for all the worlds music. I just pee'd my pants a wee bit.
Caffeine Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 23:28
Caffeine Knight
Friends, I have seen the end. Let me show you how it began. This is also pretty tasteless, but it can definitely be taken as a compliment. I mean the man no disrespect.



Full size here
Caffeine Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 23:39
Caffeine Knight
Fuck fuck fuck shit.
I linked to the wrong full size version of the picture. I linked to the one that was missing the punchline. If at all possible, please count this as my real entry and disregard the last one.



And since that probably doesn't fit in the borders at all, click here for the real, FINAL version.

Again, I apologize if I offended anyone. But, oh fucking well.
Nintendan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 00:21
Nintendan
It sucks I know :D

Nintendan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 00:22
Nintendan
Link it was cut off alittle.
http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5421/hellobb.jpg
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 01:41
Super Drybones


Jack Thompson is god!!!
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 01:45
Super Drybones


Smaller Version, but he is still GOD!!!!!
Engles's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 01:54
Engles
Transformers 3.
Mecha Jesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 02:15
Mecha Jesus
Might be a bit LolzPolitic, but I'm terrified of her.

Arcanix's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 02:48
Arcanix


Smaller version
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 06:49
Jack Maverick
I like robot films, as this robot-inspired picture details. Also, poorly-drawn robot for two terribly poor directors.

Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 06:52
Jack Maverick
Oh hey, I just realized I misspelled the second guy's name. But since I'm pretty sure everyone knows who those two are anyway, I doubt it matters.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 07:02
Jesus H Christ
@

There you go. It's the Earth a few seconds after some Romulan asshole made an artificial black hole at the center of it.
Xerexerex's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 09:06
Xerexerex
I like zombies and wasting time at work!

Caffeine Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 10:17
Caffeine Knight
The post above mine should definitely win for the sheer genius it portrays alone.
pokar15's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 11:46
pokar15
this is my vision of the apocalipse!! only destruction !! jejeje
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pokar/3662390069
BrunoDeckard's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 12:26
BrunoDeckard
My image is too big for Destructoid, so I posted it at deviantART, here: http://bcsouza19.deviantart.com/art/Barney-the-Bringer-of-the-End-127317138
I'm almost sure it won't be classified as mature, but if it does you will have to create an account on deviantART to see it, they don't show mature content to everyone. The account is free. I also wrote a few things for identification there, at the image description. My username on deviantART is bcsouza19 and i have no avatar there. You can click on the image for full size.









Someday HE will show his true nature, and the world will not stand a chance.
Murkman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 16:41
Murkman
<a href="http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y185/daidoji/?action=view¤t=apocalypse.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y185/daidoji/apocalypse.jpg" border="0" alt="apocalypse"></a>
Caffeine Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 17:10
Caffeine Knight
That picture above me is absolutely horrible. Except for the chick in the bikini......I would definitely hit that!

But..................she's a dude.
Murkman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 21:51
Murkman
A smaller version...

ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2009 02:46
ZombiePlatypus
What becomes of Destructoid in the coming Apocalypse? Let's have a look...

CTrace's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2009 12:15
CTrace
I hope I did this right.

HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2009 13:16
HiddenAHB


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2009 15:46
HiddenAHB


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
MY EYES ARE BURNING!!![2]
JoeCamNet's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2009 08:40
JoeCamNet


This is the end of the world. This will cause humanity to consume itself.
dewwhore's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 20:36
dewwhore
Here is mine. Fans of Joe Mad might recognize the sword and gauntlets in the drawing. Hope you guys like it. http://dewwhore.deviantart.com/art/Come-the-Apocalypse-colored-127967108
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