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Darkest of Days, the worst first-person-shooter of this generation, is being adapted into what is sure to be a terrible movie. The time-traveling game that made no sense and played like Hell on Earth is being scripted by Douglas Cook and David Weisberg, with Joe Roth attached as producer. No, we are not joking.

In fairness, the game will probably be a better movie than a videogame, although the original premise will have to be altered considerably. The idea of an American Civil War soldier being teleported into the future and not going instantly insane or even thinking to question it was too big a stretch, even by videogame standards. 

I really cannot believe this is a thing that's happening, though.

The Rock Screenwriters Adapting Time Travel Video Game Darkest of Days [Slash Film, thanks Noel]








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RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 15:34
RenegadePanda
Hopefully the movie won't also run at 10 frames per second.
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 15:36
manasteel88
The Golden Raspberry award goes to...
Ekas's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 15:36
Ekas
Wow.
emptythecache's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 15:36
emptythecache
maybe it will be better as a movie? the concept was never the issue, the execution was just a complete joke.
the Company's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 15:36
the Company
I'd like it if this movie was actually incredibly faithful to the game playing experience. We can ditch the first-person perspective, but I want the main character to run into countless invisible walls and all of the actors have to be inexcusably awful.


And another thing: No Uwe Boll? Huh?
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 15:43
DaedHead8
This would make a great B movie but they're probably gonna go for summer blockbuster with this one.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 15:45
CelicaCrazed
Today really is the "darkest of days" :(

....heh.
Exinjeru's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 15:46
Exinjeru
Jim hates darkest of days like Game Informer hates AVP. I think it raped his dog.
X3Ent3nte's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 15:50
X3Ent3nte
couldnt they make a timesplitters movie instead???
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 15:50
PappaDukes
Needs MOAR UWE BOLL!
Oncomouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 16:08
Oncomouse
I see no problem with making a movie out of this. It's a good concept executed poorly in a game. Take the premise and run with it. It was probably cheaper to buy the rights than make a similar movie and fight about it in court.
Sebastian Baba's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 16:09
Sebastian Baba
. . . .
Brolsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 16:10
Brolsen
How come the worlds most talented filmmaker is NOT attached to this project?
CrimsonDusk's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 16:11
CrimsonDusk
OK since this page is newer than the Darkest of Days review I'll say this here: WTF, seriously WTF. The worst shooter of this generation. I would say one of the most diverse shooters till now.

Firstly the graphics really looked good (on my PC). Secondly the gun-play was pretty intense, especially when you had to count every shot you took with the musket. I know some shooter crazed people would say: Dude it's cooler when it's non stop action. I would say: Really every game has to be this way. Variety is the spice of life. Thirdly the use of modern guns was damn cool when facing Civil War soldiers or Germans or Russians or Romans. It was like Serious Sam with a plot. Fourth the gadget that targeted only historical important people also was original and made you think before you shoot. It was like you were shooting at a crowd of soldiers but you had to watch out in the crowd not to hit civilians or shoot them in the legs, not shooting like a gun craze maniac. An element that not to many games have. Fifth when you shoot an historical important characters time stopped and the time police attacked you and if you were as good at shooters as I am, you could kill them and have modern weapons at the start of every level. Sixth you use an awesome tracking sniper, try that level it's intense. Seventh you ride a Zeppelin and drop bombs from above. Eight you have to escape an concentration camp and it's one of the most depressing and bleak levels I think I played in a game in recent years.

I got to admit, I died allot and sometimes I rage quit but it reminded me allot of games from the 8bit era that were hard but as you played them you got better and better, not like some other games out there that literally hold your hand while playing. Oh forgot Ninth the flamethrower vs the Romans EPIC and Tenth you'll have to see how crazy the credits roll. Oh and that game deserves a sequel more than other games out there. My opinion and I'd recommend a rent for the game because it has some interesting ideas and some intense gunplay you don't see every day in shooters.
Exinjeru's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 16:16
Exinjeru
Just to clarify, this game was terrible, but it was 5/10 terrible. I played through it once on PC for a bargin price. It was far from the worst game I've played. Find a worse game to troll on Jim.
SecCom's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 16:22
SecCom
Um yeah, like 95% of all games-to-movie scripts never see the light of day. I remember reading a long-ass list of possible video games getting turned into movies, most of them weren't even out of the treatment phase.

For every crappy video game movie that gets made, there is like 20 other video game movie scripts to be had.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 16:27
Occams electric toothbrush
Well at least Tara Reid will have some work now.
Space Moose's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 16:44
Space Moose
I'm totally picking up this game when I see it for 10 dollars in a bargain bin.
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 16:44
Jon B
Bracing for Polycount posters coming here to complain ANY SECOND NOW.
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 17:07
casualweaponry
I will never forget visiting the Darkest of Days booth at PAX.

They had people from the various time periods in costume there. Pompeii, the World Wars, etc; just like in the game.

I was just watching the video when the guy in the Civil War costume asked me if I wanted to "change the course of the war"

Being an African-American male, I declined. But I had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing though.
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 17:12
KingSigy
Amazing...if you completely reverse the definition of that word.
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 17:30
Johnny Justice
What next? A Jurassic: The Hunted movie? That would be terrific. I'd love to see the venomous reviews where critics would be asking themselves "What the foxtrot were they thinking?".
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 17:36
Xzyliac
I hope it becomes the next Citizen Kane and makes more than Avatar's box office and production cost by double.
the Company's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 17:58
the Company
@Xzyliac

Well, noting that Citzen Kane barely made enough money to cover its own budget, it is be rare to say the least that a movie that a movie is both widely artistically appreciated and record breaking financially.



BUT DARKEST OF DAYS CAN TURN THAT ALL AROUND.
I GUESS.
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 18:07
Cowboy TTop
Despite the average reception to the game, the concept could actually work better as a film. On top of that, there have only been so many good time travel sci fi movies of late, very few in fact. I can understad film studio lapping up something like this.

The only film that has done 'modern machine guns in the past' well, is Time Cop, which had a 'one man gold heist from civil war soldiers' opening scene, and it was a very brief cool scene too. A whole film with such ideas could be groovy, and at least the devs of the game will be able to claw back the game development money, plus further profits. Good for them, IMO.
Fadakar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 18:08
Fadakar
Seriously, imo Darkest of Days is awesome. Granted, I didn't get very far cause I refuse to progress until I have it legally. But it runs awesome and looks nice, well, aside from the trees. But the marmoset engine is radical.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 18:59
ace of knaves
Yeah, I found out about this yesterday. Baffling news indeed.
GrumpyTurtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 19:57
GrumpyTurtle
Time Cop 2?! Jean Claude VanDamme better be doing the splits on a kitchen counter at some point in this flick.
Kalmah's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 22:39
Kalmah
Movie of the Year to last year's Game of the Year... finally, some sense in Hollywood.
andycadaver's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2010 23:21
andycadaver
It can only get better, you know. With a game that phenomenally awful, even Uwe Boll could make an unplayable game into a hilariously terrible movie. The proof is in the pudding, I'm afraid, when it comes to BloodRayne and Alone in the Dark. Oh, and FarCry.
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2010 05:56
The Amazing Shenazin
will probably be DTV
KrazyKraut's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2010 06:49
KrazyKraut
Score: 1.0 -- Epic Fail (1s are the lowest of the low. There is no potential, no skill, no depth and no talent. These games have nothing to offer the world, and will die lonely and forgotten.)

m8....you did not forget about it...so 2.0
Nerdmotron's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2010 07:54
Nerdmotron
Maybe this is a good thing. Normally great video games make terrible movies i.e Mario Bros. So, maybe an awful game will make the greatest movie in cinema history.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/13/2010 09:09
Holyetheline
This movie better turn out to be a disaster...
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