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Dante as a half naked slut: Oh, the possibilities photo

Ah, leave it up to those perpetually horny blokey-blokes at lad's mag Front to take a videogame and add a bra to it. Vikki Blows dons the famous red jacket and twin pistols for the magazine's Devil May Cry 4 review, giving us a glimpse of both Dante and Nero if they were a pair of women with black hair, instead of the women with white hair that they are currently.

Now, if only we could get the adequately named Ms. Blows to sport a Mr. Destructoid helmet, we might be onto a winner here. I believe it to be the key to Dtoid's legitimacy in the eyes of those remaining fools who don't think we're awesome. Tits can win anyone over.


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bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 04:26
bottled dark
i just have to put one big LOL for Vikki Blows.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 04:29
Dexter345
11/10.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 04:31
Necros
I normally think these kind of things are quite silly, but damn it all, that's fucking hot.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 05:06
Cheeburga
Slam Dunk!
Bas's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 05:08
Bas
Look! We're women in skimpy clothing! We aim to please nerds because we believe they can't get a real woman! Please visit our website!

Fuck them.
Daddygerplex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 05:12
Daddygerplex
If this were real it would be the first game i would ever spank over.
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 05:13
Hollie Bennett
is it wrong that i think thats fucking awsome?
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 05:40
Justice
If only Vicki Blows was actually good looking
:(
RivaOni's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 05:44
RivaOni
She looks like Kim Ryder... (her that were in that first Reality TV pop band...)
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 05:47
Justice
Hear'say haha
JimboMac's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 05:57
JimboMac
Tits or Destiny?
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 06:22
wardrox
what the fuck is this sh.... tits! Sweet.
Big Z's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 06:27
Big Z
Ironically a game like Devil May Cry doesn't need breasts to move product.
GeneralWong's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 06:31
GeneralWong
I believe she lives in Essex (just outside London) where i live. With a name like Vikki Blows it would make a lot of sense her being from Essex.

Tis OK, id hit it.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 06:41
Justice
Hey I'm from Essex, leave our kind alone! Not every boy and girl in Essex lives up to the terms "Essex Boy" and "Essex girl" hehe.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 06:54
Kryptinite
Well I wasn't expecting this for my morning read :).
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 06:56
Oni
I think she's fucking gorgeous. Check out some of her shoots at Page3. You'll be glad you did. I know I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cookies.

Tits FTMFW!
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 07:09
ScottyG
Oh, Vikki Blows alright. She Blows big time.

Heh, you see what I did there? ^_^
Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 07:13
Aertyr
Cocktease.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 07:25
s0lesurviv0r
I was hoping for some decent cosplay or "midnight bliss" artwork when I clicked this in my rss, I'm disappointed. She looks nice, but I need more than a chick in bra and panties when it comes to dressing as characters. Virtualgirl has spoiled me.
drMario1337's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 07:26
drMario1337
Exciting.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 07:27
Teta
tits convinced me to play this game.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 07:29
BS3 Owner
*FAP* *FAP* *FAP*
PiKo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 07:46
PiKo
I like this art direction much better than the original.
GeneralWong's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 07:59
GeneralWong
@Justice

Gosh darn a fellow Essex dweller. Indeed not all people who live in Essex follow the stereotype BUT! saying that a lot DO! follow it :D
stevephoenix's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 08:03
stevephoenix
i wants...vikki will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine
Silverback 55's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 08:12
Silverback 55
I'm ok with this.
commish's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 08:13
commish
@ JimboMac
/me lifts shirt
"Tits"
DryvBy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 08:16
DryvBy
Uh, she's kinda ugly.
ZMTToxics's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 08:19
ZMTToxics
Win.
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 08:22
SourGr8pes
Epic shoop??
ShinAmano's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 08:27
ShinAmano
I would pay for a dlc with this update :)
SgtBilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 08:34
SgtBilbo
DryvBy...two words...Double-bag.
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 08:35
Guagloves
o_0

I would play this game if I could play as her.

Damn she's hot.
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 08:44
big filth
"I normally think these kind of things are quite silly, but damn it all, that's fucking hot."

agreed.

That would make the game, at least "1 BILLION" times better.

for real.
notdryad's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 08:46
notdryad
i'd buy dmc4 in a heartbeat if that was real.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:01
Chocobo Knight
Aww, come on. Dante doesn't show that much skin. :P

You damn males and your easily swayed libidos!
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:01
LarkOhiya
I don't see the difference. oh black hair. gotcha.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:01
Technophile
Whoopie. They really need to knock this bullshit off.

"look nerds! Tits! *pats leg* cmon! Cmon boy come buy our game"

pathetic.
Novakaine's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:02
Novakaine
Hawt. Now there's a DMC I'd actually play.
Trev's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:06
Trev
DLC costumes anyone? Capcom, you owe me...
aupton's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:08
aupton
Capcom... Listen up... Obtain the rights to that character design, offer it as a download and I'll go buy DMC4 on the 360.
Dan Paranoir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:35
Dan Paranoir
Pair of boobies and everyone goes nuts!
notdryad's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:46
notdryad
@Paranoir

A sexy girl that can kick your ass is twice as sexy as she was before; didn't you know that?
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:47
tazarthayoot
God I hate Monroe piercings.
Count Grishnack's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:53
Count Grishnack
Every medium uses sex to move product, stop acting like only game companies do it so you can say "I am so beyond that."
0bshaky's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 10:20
0bshaky
@ Bas

Well not all nerds are stereotypical and many can get pretty much any woman they want. It's only that the more girls you can fuck the better. Remember, the vulva is fascinating!
The6Freak's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 10:43
The6Freak
vikki blows = hot as hell
coincidence? i think not!
Extacet's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 11:04
Extacet
Being a scantily clad woman hardly qualifies her as a slut >_<
DrNutt's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 11:15
DrNutt
@Jim: God bless your country, good sir. It finally has something I want other than fish and chips.
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