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Dante as a half naked slut: Oh, the possibilities
Dante as a half naked slut: Oh, the possibilities screenshot
Jim Sterling
\\ 02.26.2008
72 comments

Ah, leave it up to those perpetually horny blokey-blokes at lad's mag Front to take a videogame and add a bra to it. Vikki Blows dons the famous red jacket and twin pistols for the magazine's Devil May Cry 4 review, giving us a glimpse of both Dante and Nero if they were a pair of women with black hair, instead of the women with white hair that they are currently.

Now, if only we could get the adequately named Ms. Blows to sport a Mr. Destructoid helmet, we might be onto a winner here. I believe it to be the key to Dtoid's legitimacy in the eyes of those remaining fools who don't think we're awesome. Tits can win anyone over.



72 COMMENTS, LATEST BY exanimo
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There are 72 comments about this post:
bottled dark's Avatar
i just have to put one big LOL for Vikki Blows.
Dexter345's Avatar
11/10.
Necros's Avatar
I normally think these kind of things are quite silly, but damn it all, that's fucking hot.
Cheeburga's Avatar
Slam Dunk!
Bas's Avatar
Look! We're women in skimpy clothing! We aim to please nerds because we believe they can't get a real woman! Please visit our website!

Fuck them.
Daddygerplex's Avatar
If this were real it would be the first game i would ever spank over.
pheonix-blood's Avatar
is it wrong that i think thats fucking awsome?
Justice's Avatar
If only Vicki Blows was actually good looking
:(
RivaOni's Avatar
She looks like Kim Ryder... (her that were in that first Reality TV pop band...)
Justice's Avatar
Hear'say haha
JimboMac's Avatar
Tits or Destiny?
wardrox's Avatar
what the fuck is this sh.... tits! Sweet.
Big Z's Avatar
Ironically a game like Devil May Cry doesn't need breasts to move product.
GeneralWong's Avatar
I believe she lives in Essex (just outside London) where i live. With a name like Vikki Blows it would make a lot of sense her being from Essex.

Tis OK, id hit it.
Justice's Avatar
Hey I'm from Essex, leave our kind alone! Not every boy and girl in Essex lives up to the terms "Essex Boy" and "Essex girl" hehe.
Kryptinite's Avatar
Well I wasn't expecting this for my morning read :).
Oni's Avatar
I think she's fucking gorgeous. Check out some of her shoots at Page3. You'll be glad you did. I know I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cookies.

Tits FTMFW!
ScottyG's Avatar
Oh, Vikki Blows alright. She Blows big time.

Heh, you see what I did there? ^_^
Aertyr's Avatar
Cocktease.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar
I was hoping for some decent cosplay or "midnight bliss" artwork when I clicked this in my rss, I'm disappointed. She looks nice, but I need more than a chick in bra and panties when it comes to dressing as characters. Virtualgirl has spoiled me.
drMario1337's Avatar
Exciting.
Teta's Avatar
tits convinced me to play this game.
BS3 Owner's Avatar
*FAP* *FAP* *FAP*
PiKo's Avatar
I like this art direction much better than the original.
GeneralWong's Avatar
@Justice

Gosh darn a fellow Essex dweller. Indeed not all people who live in Essex follow the stereotype BUT! saying that a lot DO! follow it :D
stevephoenix's Avatar
i wants...vikki will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine
Silverback 55's Avatar
I'm ok with this.
commish's Avatar
@ JimboMac
/me lifts shirt
"Tits"
DryvBy's Avatar
Uh, she's kinda ugly.
ZMTToxics's Avatar
Win.
SourGr8pes's Avatar
Epic shoop??
ShinAmano's Avatar
I would pay for a dlc with this update :)
SgtBilbo's Avatar
DryvBy...two words...Double-bag.
Guagloves's Avatar
o_0

I would play this game if I could play as her.

Damn she's hot.
big filth's Avatar
"I normally think these kind of things are quite silly, but damn it all, that's fucking hot."

agreed.

That would make the game, at least "1 BILLION" times better.

for real.
notdryad's Avatar
i'd buy dmc4 in a heartbeat if that was real.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar
Aww, come on. Dante doesn't show that much skin. :P

You damn males and your easily swayed libidos!
LarkOhiya's Avatar
I don't see the difference. oh black hair. gotcha.
Technophile's Avatar
Whoopie. They really need to knock this bullshit off.

"look nerds! Tits! *pats leg* cmon! Cmon boy come buy our game"

pathetic.
Novakaine's Avatar
Hawt. Now there's a DMC I'd actually play.
Trev's Avatar
DLC costumes anyone? Capcom, you owe me...
aupton's Avatar
Capcom... Listen up... Obtain the rights to that character design, offer it as a download and I'll go buy DMC4 on the 360.
Dan Paranoir's Avatar
Pair of boobies and everyone goes nuts!
notdryad's Avatar
@Paranoir

A sexy girl that can kick your ass is twice as sexy as she was before; didn't you know that?
tazarthayoot's Avatar
God I hate Monroe piercings.
Count Grishnack's Avatar
Every medium uses sex to move product, stop acting like only game companies do it so you can say "I am so beyond that."
0bshaky's Avatar
@ Bas

Well not all nerds are stereotypical and many can get pretty much any woman they want. It's only that the more girls you can fuck the better. Remember, the vulva is fascinating!
The6Freak's Avatar
vikki blows = hot as hell
coincidence? i think not!
Extacet's Avatar
Being a scantily clad woman hardly qualifies her as a slut >_<
DrNutt's Avatar
@Jim: God bless your country, good sir. It finally has something I want other than fish and chips.
slapme7times's Avatar
it's too bad the actual game doesn't feature this girl =(
Sharpless's Avatar
That's... odd. All I'm feeling is "odd." Sorry.
evil costanza's Avatar
I would buy that as a DLC :)
Oni's Avatar
@tazarthayoot: Why? I've always thought they were kinda cute.
0bshaky's Avatar
@ Bas

Well not all nerds are stereotypical and many can get pretty much any woman they want. It's only that the more girls you can fuck the better. Remember, the vulva is fascinating!
RAB's Avatar
so all i can think of is how fucking intense of a handy you could get with the DEVILBRINGER
DryvBy's Avatar
"...and many can get pretty much any woman they want."

Classic. Epic lol.
Horatio Caine's Avatar
This wins hard.
Pepillou2's Avatar
Abra k-add a bra
Also *fap fap fap*
B-XI's Avatar
Fan-tits-tic!!! Shazamm!! plz don't hurt me!!
MissHinasaki's Avatar
Fuck! Just when a game series finally makes me wanna be straight they have to go and do that to me...

There's got to be a game that has already done this. If not, they need to get on that, NOW!
Tino's Avatar
Eh I would likely hit it.


Then again I would probably sleep with Dante too. And not feel homosexual afterwards.
Ritalin Twitch's Avatar
Would devil may cry *really* be the same without the over the top homoerotica? I mean, its practically a modern day gladiator film.

But Im all for more funbags in all mediums of entertainment.
Crumpet Lips's Avatar
God damn she is hot as. I think I just spermed
Eschatos's Avatar
Meh. Not interested.
shirase's Avatar
me rikey.
dhelor's Avatar
Devil May Need A Change Of Pants.
Elrando's Avatar
Put the words "Half Naked Slut" in your article title and all of a sudden you've got the top viewed article on GameTab.


I'm not surprised :)
supremeFronk's Avatar
awesome photoshop job. and i would buy this.
xyzzy929's Avatar
You know, I'm not really very excited about Dev- ooh titties!! *fap fap fap*
exanimo's Avatar
Dante > Vicki
exanimo's Avatar
.. And no, I'm not a homosexual.

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