Ah, leave it up to those perpetually horny blokey-blokes at lad's mag Front to take a videogame and add a bra to it. Vikki Blows dons the famous red jacket and twin pistols for the magazine's Devil May Cry 4 review, giving us a glimpse of both Dante and Nero if they were a pair of women with black hair, instead of the women with white hair that they are currently.
Now, if only we could get the adequately named Ms. Blows to sport a Mr. Destructoid helmet, we might be onto a winner here. I believe it to be the key to Dtoid's legitimacy in the eyes of those remaining fools who don't think we're awesome. Tits can win anyone over.
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4:23 AM on 02.26.2008
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Fuck them.
:(
Tis OK, id hit it.
Tits FTMFW!
Heh, you see what I did there? ^_^
Gosh darn a fellow Essex dweller. Indeed not all people who live in Essex follow the stereotype BUT! saying that a lot DO! follow it :D
/me lifts shirt
"Tits"
I would play this game if I could play as her.
Damn she's hot.
agreed.
That would make the game, at least "1 BILLION" times better.
for real.
You damn males and your easily swayed libidos!
"look nerds! Tits! *pats leg* cmon! Cmon boy come buy our game"
pathetic.
A sexy girl that can kick your ass is twice as sexy as she was before; didn't you know that?
Well not all nerds are stereotypical and many can get pretty much any woman they want. It's only that the more girls you can fuck the better. Remember, the vulva is fascinating!
coincidence? i think not!