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Dante as a half naked slut: Oh, the possibilities
4:23 AM on 02.26.2008, Jim Sterling 72 comments

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Ah, leave it up to those perpetually horny blokey-blokes at lad's mag Front to take a videogame and add a bra to it. Vikki Blows dons the famous red jacket and twin pistols for the magazine's Devil May Cry 4 review, giving us a glimpse of both Dante and Nero if they were a pair of women with black hair, instead of the women with white hair that they are currently.

Now, if only we could get the adequately named Ms. Blows to sport a Mr. Destructoid helmet, we might be onto a winner here. I believe it to be the key to Dtoid's legitimacy in the eyes of those remaining fools who don't think we're awesome. Tits can win anyone over.


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Necros's Avatar
Necros at 02/26/2008 04:31
I normally think these kind of things are quite silly, but damn it all, that's fucking hot.
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 02/26/2008 05:06
Slam Dunk!
Bas's Avatar
Bas at 02/26/2008 05:08
Look! We're women in skimpy clothing! We aim to please nerds because we believe they can't get a real woman! Please visit our website!

Fuck them.
Daddygerplex's Avatar
Daddygerplex at 02/26/2008 05:12
If this were real it would be the first game i would ever spank over.
pheonix-blood's Avatar
pheonix-blood at 02/26/2008 05:13
is it wrong that i think thats fucking awsome?
Justice's Avatar
Justice at 02/26/2008 05:40
If only Vicki Blows was actually good looking
:(
RivaOni's Avatar
RivaOni at 02/26/2008 05:44
She looks like Kim Ryder... (her that were in that first Reality TV pop band...)
Justice's Avatar
Justice at 02/26/2008 05:47
Hear'say haha
JimboMac's Avatar
JimboMac at 02/26/2008 05:57
Tits or Destiny?
wardrox's Avatar
wardrox at 02/26/2008 06:22
what the fuck is this sh.... tits! Sweet.
Big Z's Avatar
Big Z at 02/26/2008 06:27
Ironically a game like Devil May Cry doesn't need breasts to move product.
GeneralWong's Avatar
GeneralWong at 02/26/2008 06:31
I believe she lives in Essex (just outside London) where i live. With a name like Vikki Blows it would make a lot of sense her being from Essex.

Tis OK, id hit it.
Justice's Avatar
Justice at 02/26/2008 06:41
Hey I'm from Essex, leave our kind alone! Not every boy and girl in Essex lives up to the terms "Essex Boy" and "Essex girl" hehe.
Kryptinite's Avatar
Kryptinite at 02/26/2008 06:54
Well I wasn't expecting this for my morning read :).
Oni's Avatar
Oni at 02/26/2008 06:56
I think she's fucking gorgeous. Check out some of her shoots at Page3. You'll be glad you did. I know I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cookies.

Tits FTMFW!
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ScottyG at 02/26/2008 07:09
Oh, Vikki Blows alright. She Blows big time.

Heh, you see what I did there? ^_^
Aertyr's Avatar
Aertyr at 02/26/2008 07:13
Cocktease.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar
s0lesurviv0r at 02/26/2008 07:25
I was hoping for some decent cosplay or "midnight bliss" artwork when I clicked this in my rss, I'm disappointed. She looks nice, but I need more than a chick in bra and panties when it comes to dressing as characters. Virtualgirl has spoiled me.
drMario1337's Avatar
drMario1337 at 02/26/2008 07:26
Exciting.
Teta's Avatar
Teta at 02/26/2008 07:27
tits convinced me to play this game.
BS3 Owner's Avatar
BS3 Owner at 02/26/2008 07:29
*FAP* *FAP* *FAP*
PiKo's Avatar
PiKo at 02/26/2008 07:46
I like this art direction much better than the original.
GeneralWong's Avatar
GeneralWong at 02/26/2008 07:59
@Justice

Gosh darn a fellow Essex dweller. Indeed not all people who live in Essex follow the stereotype BUT! saying that a lot DO! follow it :D
stevephoenix's Avatar
stevephoenix at 02/26/2008 08:03
i wants...vikki will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine
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Silverback 55 at 02/26/2008 08:12
I'm ok with this.
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commish at 02/26/2008 08:13
@ JimboMac
/me lifts shirt
"Tits"
DryvBy's Avatar
DryvBy at 02/26/2008 08:16
Uh, she's kinda ugly.
ZMTToxics's Avatar
ZMTToxics at 02/26/2008 08:19
Win.
SourGr8pes's Avatar
SourGr8pes at 02/26/2008 08:22
Epic shoop??
ShinAmano's Avatar
ShinAmano at 02/26/2008 08:27
I would pay for a dlc with this update :)
SgtBilbo's Avatar
SgtBilbo at 02/26/2008 08:34
DryvBy...two words...Double-bag.
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Guagloves at 02/26/2008 08:35
o_0

I would play this game if I could play as her.

Damn she's hot.
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big filth at 02/26/2008 08:44
"I normally think these kind of things are quite silly, but damn it all, that's fucking hot."

agreed.

That would make the game, at least "1 BILLION" times better.

for real.
notdryad's Avatar
notdryad at 02/26/2008 08:46
i'd buy dmc4 in a heartbeat if that was real.
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Chocobo Knight at 02/26/2008 09:01
Aww, come on. Dante doesn't show that much skin. :P

You damn males and your easily swayed libidos!
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LarkOhiya at 02/26/2008 09:01
I don't see the difference. oh black hair. gotcha.
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Technophile at 02/26/2008 09:01
Whoopie. They really need to knock this bullshit off.

"look nerds! Tits! *pats leg* cmon! Cmon boy come buy our game"

pathetic.
Novakaine's Avatar
Novakaine at 02/26/2008 09:02
Hawt. Now there's a DMC I'd actually play.
Trev's Avatar
Trev at 02/26/2008 09:06
DLC costumes anyone? Capcom, you owe me...
aupton's Avatar
aupton at 02/26/2008 09:08
Capcom... Listen up... Obtain the rights to that character design, offer it as a download and I'll go buy DMC4 on the 360.
Dan Paranoir's Avatar
Dan Paranoir at 02/26/2008 09:35
Pair of boobies and everyone goes nuts!
notdryad's Avatar
notdryad at 02/26/2008 09:46
@Paranoir

A sexy girl that can kick your ass is twice as sexy as she was before; didn't you know that?
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 02/26/2008 09:47
God I hate Monroe piercings.
Count Grishnack's Avatar
Count Grishnack at 02/26/2008 09:53
Every medium uses sex to move product, stop acting like only game companies do it so you can say "I am so beyond that."
0bshaky's Avatar
0bshaky at 02/26/2008 10:20
@ Bas

Well not all nerds are stereotypical and many can get pretty much any woman they want. It's only that the more girls you can fuck the better. Remember, the vulva is fascinating!
The6Freak's Avatar
The6Freak at 02/26/2008 10:43
vikki blows = hot as hell
coincidence? i think not!
Extacet's Avatar
Extacet at 02/26/2008 11:04
Being a scantily clad woman hardly qualifies her as a slut >_<
DrNutt's Avatar
DrNutt at 02/26/2008 11:15
@Jim: God bless your country, good sir. It finally has something I want other than fish and chips.
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