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Daily irrelevance: Gears of Phwoar with Lucy Pinder photo

British journalism, best in the world! Good old UK "paper" The Daily Star has an in-depth and engaging feature on British model Lucy Pinder, making a big deal of the fact that she is, in fact, a gamer. This is important videogame news that demands thought, so I am posting it so we can all have a good, long, firm, hard think about things.

Yes, apparently Pinder and her tit-laden friends have become Gears of War 2 regulars. 

A source close to the busty star said: “Watch out next time you go online with your Xbox for a battle – you could be fighting Lucy. She takes NO prisoners and she takes it seriously.”

Gears Of War 2 was released on Friday to a rapturous reception in the multi-billion pound gaming world.

And Lucy has got her Page 3 model pals including Malene Espensen and Michelle Marsh involved.

She has organised her own model league of gorgeous gaming babes.

The source said: “These girls have busy lives but they do like to relax with their consoles after a hard day’s modelling. They love taking each other on with their Xbox games.”

The reason why this is news is simple. For the first time ever, Xbox Live players actually have a chance at seeing the breasts of a female gamer they meet online. For the vast majority of them, this as close to losing their virginity as they're ever going to get.

By the way, I'd perform an "active reload" on Lucy.


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Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 08:42
Justice
Clance stalks glamour models CONFIRMED!

Anyway, I'd pistol whip her anytime!

She can Baird my Coletrain and ride it fast (like the train from Act 5 of the first game), anytime!


(If you don't get that last one, read "Baird" as "Board".
Coltronathon5000's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 08:43
Coltronathon5000
I'd detonate her light mass bombs if you know what I mean...
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 08:47
galagabug
my little planet just got big.

i'd let her run her tongue around my halo.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 08:47
tazarthayoot
Mark Rein is a total cunt.
Slique's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 08:50
Slique
I'd leave her feeling Dizzy.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 08:51
Mushman
@Clance, yes you are right, but unfortunately, the likelihood of this story being true, is minimal, if it was from somewhere more 'trustful' I'd have less of a problem believing it, my good man,but it's from the shitiest fucking newspaper going in our country today, the Star.

Plus there unyielding ability to make themselves look like ignorant bastards when it comes to the violent video game issue, leads me to believe that this is a thinly veiled attempt to get gamers reading their paper.
The Star isn't known for their smart marketing, I think we both know that. ;)

Well maybe it's the sun which is the worst, seeing as it is now 20p, LOL WUT!! :)

It has been nice debating this with you, but I think I derailed the thread, and added seriousness where it wasn't needed, ah well!!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 08:53
tazarthayoot
less talky more cocky
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 09:07
falinter
Hmm, I came to these comments for serious discussion guys! Com' on!





/sarcasm

BEWBS!
Tekoa's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 09:39
Tekoa
i lol'ed at the pic

also,boobs.
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 09:41
Clance
@Mushman, Totally agree with what you said. This thread needed some balance anyway....

@Justice, they stalk me! That's a lie, I do stalk them, you're right...

BTW I'd restore her faith in the power of the shotgun and she can blow my head to pieces.
The Young Scot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 10:26
The Young Scot
She could capture my meatflag
junglistgamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 10:40
junglistgamer
I'd let her rev my lancer any time she wants
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 11:03
NihonTiger90
She plays? Good for her.


Also, I'd let her waggle my Wii remote.
BurnPianoBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 11:20
BurnPianoBurn
actually, I've played against her on the First gears. She's not that bad. She does cuss like a sailor if you chainsaw her to death 15 times in a row.
The Grudge's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 11:38
The Grudge
I'd cover her rear!
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 11:59
Syn
I kind of hope I come across her on Live, if for no better reason than to grind her into dust and stand over her bloody remains just to say "Gamer, huh?"
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 14:42
mix
I'd totally have sexual intercourse experiences with her!

...Wait, what?
CALkulon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 14:58
CALkulon
@Syn:

I bet you WOULD come over her huh!
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 15:30
GohanGVO
I'd windows her vista.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 17:14
Syn
@CALkulon: believe it
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 18:16
Sharpless
Lucy Pinder is the pinnacle of British eye candy. Such a gorgeous woman, even ignoring her massive knockers... which are impossible to ignore.

I'd like to flood her Hollow.
mistermatthew's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 18:29
mistermatthew
In regards to the Active Reload comment, nobody else said it so I may as well...

*BOOM* Headshot!
Sarah Connor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 18:30
Sarah Connor
hah, good heaven you guys scare me.....XD
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2008 19:00
The Amazing Shenazin
can we get a full version of that pic?
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