British journalism, best in the world! Good old UK "paper" The Daily Star has an in-depth and engaging feature on British model Lucy Pinder, making a big deal of the fact that she is, in fact, a gamer. This is important videogame news that demands thought, so I am posting it so we can all have a good, long, firm, hard think about things.

Yes, apparently Pinder and her tit-laden friends have become Gears of War 2 regulars. 

A source close to the busty star said: “Watch out next time you go online with your Xbox for a battle – you could be fighting Lucy. She takes NO prisoners and she takes it seriously.”

Gears Of War 2 was released on Friday to a rapturous reception in the multi-billion pound gaming world.

And Lucy has got her Page 3 model pals including Malene Espensen and Michelle Marsh involved.

She has organised her own model league of gorgeous gaming babes.

The source said: “These girls have busy lives but they do like to relax with their consoles after a hard day’s modelling. They love taking each other on with their Xbox games.”

The reason why this is news is simple. For the first time ever, Xbox Live players actually have a chance at seeing the breasts of a female gamer they meet online. For the vast majority of them, this as close to losing their virginity as they're ever going to get.

By the way, I'd perform an "active reload" on Lucy.