British journalism, best in the world! Good old UK "paper" The Daily Star has an in-depth and engaging feature on British model Lucy Pinder, making a big deal of the fact that she is, in fact, a gamer. This is important videogame news that demands thought, so I am posting it so we can all have a good, long, firm, hard think about things.
Yes, apparently Pinder and her tit-laden friends have become Gears of War 2 regulars.
A source close to the busty star said: “Watch out next time you go online with your Xbox for a battle – you could be fighting Lucy. She takes NO prisoners and she takes it seriously.”
Gears Of War 2 was released on Friday to a rapturous reception in the multi-billion pound gaming world.
And Lucy has got her Page 3 model pals including Malene Espensen and Michelle Marsh involved.
She has organised her own model league of gorgeous gaming babes.
The source said: “These girls have busy lives but they do like to relax with their consoles after a hard day’s modelling. They love taking each other on with their Xbox games.”
The reason why this is news is simple. For the first time ever, Xbox Live players actually have a chance at seeing the breasts of a female gamer they meet online. For the vast majority of them, this as close to losing their virginity as they're ever going to get.
By the way, I'd perform an "active reload" on Lucy.
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6:09 AM on 11.12.2008
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No, an Xbox Live player virgin joke. They're a special type of scum that deserves special treatment.
If you know what I mean.
Goddamnit, i need to get my ass to repair shop ASAP.
Read that however you want.
And by tag I mean have sex with her.
And by frag grenade I mean my penis.
What?
Anyway back to the innuendo, I'd stick my Torque Bow arrow in her anyday, and let it explode with fury!
Also, lol @ Bennyishere.
*runs off to google*
Ohhhhhhh, cool.
>_>
ALL NIGHT LOOONG, ALL NIIIGHT
I'd put my money on it that her boyfriend is a douche.
Am I doing it wrong?
Fuck you guys for taking all the good ones.
I'd General RAAM my Coletrain into her anytime!
OK I think I'm done.
Then I'd kill her.
Also, I call bullshit on the supposed notion that she is a gamer, please, the daily star isn't known for it's 'true' journalism, I bet her dick bag boy toy plays it and she just sits there, the cheap slut.
No way does she game a lot, she too busy taking her clothes off and making a ton of money 'modeling'.
How do you know she doesn't play it? Seems a little sexist if you ask me.
Also, she took a couple of years to get her norks out so, for a glamour model, she is lower down the slut scale.
Then you look at the same paper the following day and see they've added yet another premiership notch to their bedpost.
And yes, I think she's probably already ridden a Cole Train or ten.
Hey, dude, it's nothing to do with sexism, it's kinda obvious.
I, sadly, knew girls like her, girls who only desire in life was to fuck, make money, sell themselves and be surrounded by an army of yes people, fake friends and money, hell they asked me at a party my good friend threw what I was interested in, I said gaming, one asked, 'what is it'? They have no interest in gaming, their only real hobby is to bitch about each other, which I admit, is entertaining to listen to, even now. I know a girl who is currently trying to be a glamor model, let's just say she ain't exactly the best person I know, but she is good to talk to.
These so called women have simply no interest in gaming, simply because they would rahter party and make fools of themselves. They live very materialistic lives.
Plus, it's from the Daily Star, not since I was five do I trust a single word on these articles, especially after thier stance on violent games.
I'm sorry, but this stinks of the Daily Star garnering to get the gamers interested in their shitty newspaper.
Hope this helps. :)
I'd let her rev my lancer.
Back to the innuendo folks!
I'd let her grab my mortar anytime, yanking it as she likes, firing all over the rest of her team.
>_>
(I don't even have a 360, just loving this too much)
I'll give you an example: Katie Price (aka Jordan), the biggest name in British glamour. She is in fact cpncentration very hard on horse riding and could well be representing team GB at the next olympics showjumping. I just think you never know. Ths story may not be true but it's like saying all rock stars throw TV's out of hotel windows.
The things I'd do to her would be UNREAL!