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Daily irrelevance: Game piracy lawyers protecting the rights of Army F*ckers

5:58 PM on 11.18.2008, Jim Sterling 22 comments

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This is only related to videogames in the most vague of ways, but it's far too hilarious a story to pass up. The UK law firm that is currently putting pressure on thousands of alleged videogame pirates is now tightening the screws on gay porn.

Davenport Lyons is responsible for the notorious mass war on UK pirates, an initiative backed by Atari and Codemasters. The war has come under fire for questionable tactics and, in one case, an elderly couple receiving a threatening letter from Atari.

But for now, Davenport Lyons is fighting to protect Army F*ckers, a hardcore gay porn movie that features farm boys and Gestapo officers. The film is set on a Czechoslovakian farm, where Gestapo members hand out "forced" punishment. The film, released in 2006, is no longer owned by the original license holder. An anti-piracy group from Germany actively bought the rights, presumably just to make money from lawsuits. 

The back cover of the DVD promises that "Army Studs F*ck Village Twinks." Just felt like sharing. 

Like all things involving Davenport Lyons, it's incredibly shady business and likely more corrupt than a Gestapo spitroast. All things considered, however, I have to say it's hilarious to picture a serious court battle over Army F*ckers. I hope they have to review the evidence in full.


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mix at 11/18/2008 18:07
Army Truckers eh, sounds bad-ass.......

Video games and gay porn can never be too safe!

"Hey guys, you wanna come over and play video games and watch gay porn?"
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kepler at 11/18/2008 18:09
You certainly seem to have done your research.
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ThunderHeartXI at 11/18/2008 18:14
Gay porn? As a gamer, I am all over that.
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MrSadistic at 11/18/2008 18:27
I have a bonar for some reason.

omg I like men.
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Muddy Waterz at 11/18/2008 18:46
I smell a new game genre!
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4knuckleshuffle at 11/18/2008 19:11
Gay porn? On my Destructoid?

I thought with Jim it'd be furry.
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faultymoose at 11/18/2008 19:14
Hot.
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RedCricketChase at 11/18/2008 19:23
This matches my interests.
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njsykora at 11/18/2008 19:49
Jim doesn't care if its male, female or not even human. He'll put it on the front page.
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Kasmodiah at 11/18/2008 20:01
I almost feel sorry for the judge. He (or she) will have to avoid laughing whenever the movie name is mentioned and try not to get aroused too much.

Goddamnit, this could be epic. We need first hand journalism and reporting on this one. How about it, Jim?
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Electro Lemon at 11/18/2008 21:22
Wrecked 'em.
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007 at 11/18/2008 22:29
What do you guys expect? Gay porn is the only thing the UK had going for it. They have to protect that somehow...
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king3vbo at 11/18/2008 23:09
So gay porn is ok, but animated blood isn't?
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MechaMonkey at 11/18/2008 23:12
Are those pubes around the M?
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Chronic Logic at 11/18/2008 23:54
Buttfuck somewhere else pls.
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crxs at 11/19/2008 01:38
You have a filter for "Also Cocks" stories? Awesome.
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Velt at 11/19/2008 07:49
dont mess with hardcore wwII german gay porn.
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The Amazing Shenazin at 11/20/2008 07:49
YOU LIKE MEN
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GohanGVO at 11/20/2008 18:17
fap fap fap fap
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