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Daily irrelevance: Game piracy lawyers protecting the rights of Army F*ckers photo

This is only related to videogames in the most vague of ways, but it's far too hilarious a story to pass up. The UK law firm that is currently putting pressure on thousands of alleged videogame pirates is now tightening the screws on gay porn.

Davenport Lyons is responsible for the notorious mass war on UK pirates, an initiative backed by Atari and Codemasters. The war has come under fire for questionable tactics and, in one case, an elderly couple receiving a threatening letter from Atari.

But for now, Davenport Lyons is fighting to protect Army F*ckers, a hardcore gay porn movie that features farm boys and Gestapo officers. The film is set on a Czechoslovakian farm, where Gestapo members hand out "forced" punishment. The film, released in 2006, is no longer owned by the original license holder. An anti-piracy group from Germany actively bought the rights, presumably just to make money from lawsuits. 

The back cover of the DVD promises that "Army Studs F*ck Village Twinks." Just felt like sharing. 

Like all things involving Davenport Lyons, it's incredibly shady business and likely more corrupt than a Gestapo spitroast. All things considered, however, I have to say it's hilarious to picture a serious court battle over Army F*ckers. I hope they have to review the evidence in full.


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21 comments | showing # 1 to 21

Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 18:06
Mushman
*shudders at photo*
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 18:07
grafkhun
you'll do anything and make any connection just to post something like gay porn on the front page right Jim?
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 18:07
mix
Army Truckers eh, sounds bad-ass.......

Video games and gay porn can never be too safe!

"Hey guys, you wanna come over and play video games and watch gay porn?"
kepler's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 18:09
kepler
You certainly seem to have done your research.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 18:14
ThunderHeartXI
Gay porn? As a gamer, I am all over that.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 18:27
MrSadistic
I have a bonar for some reason.

omg I like men.
Muddy Waterz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 18:46
Muddy Waterz
I smell a new game genre!
4knuckleshuffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 19:11
4knuckleshuffle
Gay porn? On my Destructoid?

I thought with Jim it'd be furry.
RedCricketChase's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 19:23
RedCricketChase
This matches my interests.
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 19:49
njsykora
Jim doesn't care if its male, female or not even human. He'll put it on the front page.
Kasmodiah's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 20:01
Kasmodiah
I almost feel sorry for the judge. He (or she) will have to avoid laughing whenever the movie name is mentioned and try not to get aroused too much.

Goddamnit, this could be epic. We need first hand journalism and reporting on this one. How about it, Jim?
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 21:22
Electro Lemon
Wrecked 'em.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 22:29
007
What do you guys expect? Gay porn is the only thing the UK had going for it. They have to protect that somehow...
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 23:09
king3vbo
So gay porn is ok, but animated blood isn't?
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 23:12
MechaMonkey
Are those pubes around the M?
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 23:54
Chronic Logic
Buttfuck somewhere else pls.
crxs's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2008 01:38
crxs
You have a filter for "Also Cocks" stories? Awesome.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2008 07:49
Velt
dont mess with hardcore wwII german gay porn.
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 07:49
The Amazing Shenazin
YOU LIKE MEN
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 18:17
GohanGVO
fap fap fap fap
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