Just like
Pixelated Geek says, this videogame cutscene is not about sex. It is very serious business and it is about keeping a young girl alive. If you can somehow extrapolate a sexual subtext from this sensitive and heartwarming portrayal of a girl whose very existence is born from struggle and pain, then there is something really very wrong with you.
Lolz, stick it all the way in.
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10:43 AM on 11.10.2008
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Cherry-popping Lyner for the muthaf'n win, hell yeah.
Cherry-popping Lyner for the muthaf'n win, hell yeah.
Isn't Cialis a life-extending agent?
You like my life extending agent? Tell me you can't live without it!
what game is this from? so weird and the music creppy
Responsible people always have protection during the procedure.
I'm also going to say this is totally intentional. No way anyone is that naive.
Can the next Cooking Mama game please include this sort of innuendo? If I were to use a meat tenderizor under Mama's instructions to "Vigorously beat my meat" it'd be worth the asking price alone.
Seriously.