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Just like Pixelated Geek says, this videogame cutscene is not about sex. It is very serious business and it is about keeping a young girl alive. If you can somehow extrapolate a sexual subtext from this sensitive and heartwarming portrayal of a girl whose very existence is born from struggle and pain, then there is something really very wrong with you.
 
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BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 10:45
BS3 Owner
Condoms & Cherry Popping Confirmed.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 10:48
Batthink
Heh. Just remove any mention of 'life-extending' and that would be even more funny. :OD
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 10:49
pendelton21
I wil now nickname my junk the "life-extending agent".
PySk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 10:50
PySk
I nearly fell off my chair, hilarious!
dafusion's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 10:51
dafusion
Wow, gotta be intentional. That or they're some of the most naive bastards ever.
moggle's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 10:51
moggle
Ah, but how much better would this game had been had this scene had been about sex?

Cherry-popping Lyner for the muthaf'n win, hell yeah.
RHWeeeee6's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 10:51
RHWeeeee6
Still a hilarious scene. I saw this a few months ago and could not stop laughing for a good 5 minutes.
shawn is boring's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 10:52
shawn is boring
How erotic
moggle's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 10:52
moggle
Ah, but how much better would this game had been had this scene had been about sex?

Cherry-popping Lyner for the muthaf'n win, hell yeah.
scsitransfer's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 10:58
scsitransfer
That's the best not about sex video game clip ever....I should probably play this game huh....
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 10:58
UglyDuck
WOO! Absorb it like a motherfucker!
Ogu's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 11:03
Ogu
sex? where?

Isn't Cialis a life-extending agent?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 11:11
king3vbo
Oh lol
Kyosji's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 11:12
Kyosji
Why am I getting a boner when this poor girl is just trying to live?
prawn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 11:19
prawn
Rofl.
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 11:20
BulletTrain
Oh yeah, baby!

You like my life extending agent? Tell me you can't live without it!
Tron's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 11:23
Tron
That's the sexiest cutscene that was not about sex ever!
jkh13's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 11:26
jkh13
Isnt there a trailer for this game on the official website that was full of sexual innuendos or am I thinking of a different JRPG?
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 11:27
Mxyzptlk
*fap fap fap fap*
gitrooman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 11:31
gitrooman
The best part isnt the movie, but the playlist it shows after the movie finished, specifically.... "Rapelay PC Gameplay"
JiR INC's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 11:31
JiR INC
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK
what game is this from? so weird and the music creppy
Funktastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 11:40
Funktastic
This is just like the first one! =D Immaturity to the max . . . BEGIN!
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 11:41
Josh Tolentino
I can't wait until Ar Tonelico 2 comes out. LIFE EXTENDING AGENTS FOR ALL.
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 11:44
Timmeh
LAWL.

Responsible people always have protection during the procedure.

I'm also going to say this is totally intentional. No way anyone is that naive.
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 11:45
Josh Tolentino
Also, I like how the voice actors sound like they know exactly how innuendo-rrific their lines sound. It reminds me of Red Alert 3.
yourbelovedpariah's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 11:51
yourbelovedpariah
Had it been labelled a Life CREATING agent, the scene would have been just perfect.
Can the next Cooking Mama game please include this sort of innuendo? If I were to use a meat tenderizor under Mama's instructions to "Vigorously beat my meat" it'd be worth the asking price alone.
konrad hazen's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 12:01
konrad hazen
The devs must be a bunch of really fun guys.
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 12:02
KamikazeTutor
AHAHAHAH The music fits it so well.
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 12:03
ZekeThePlumber
So they had sex, right?
Ezkilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 12:10
Ezkilla
she has to do it every three months, slut.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 12:58
AngelsDontBurn
Jesus Christ. sounds like the writer was sexually frustrated much?
Druid 01's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 13:03
Druid 01
hurry up, but be gentle
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 13:06
Sharpless
This is old, I think. But its age does not limit its lulz.
MagicAQ's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 13:48
MagicAQ
BAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Keriaku's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 13:57
Keriaku
I agree, at the very least the voice actors knew about the innuendo.
GunSlap's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 14:00
GunSlap
Must have been a disgruntled translator or something, my favorite.
Mr Gilder's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 14:06
Mr Gilder
I'm a huge fan of this game, as I am 75% of Gust's games. According to Gamestop, the 2nd one is coming out stateside next month. I hope it's not a load of hooey.
BulletMagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 14:18
BulletMagnet
@ Mr. Glider - Nope, Nippon Ichi confirmed that it's headed here, I've already got it pre-ordered. Now I'm hoping Mana Khemia 2 gets the same treatment before the PS2 vanishes into the void completely...
Mr Gilder's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 14:48
Mr Gilder
@BulletMagnet - Oh excellent! Delighted to hear it. I never bothered with Mana Khemia. I figured I'd put my mana dues in with the first 3 Atelier games. That, and the school element never really appealed to me. Unless my eyes (and aging memory) are deceiving me, I think I saw a Mana Khemia game on the PSP preorders section on the Gamestop site. I know you should take anything those bozos put up with a grain of salt . . . but you my want to look into that too.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 14:50
Dexter345
Where can I get this game?
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 15:03
Johnny Justice
LMAO!
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 15:12
Necros
Old, but very, very good.
Coldbrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 15:47
Coldbrand
Atlus sure is creepy.
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 16:11
GohanGVO
Giggity giggity gig-gi-ty.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 16:36
Puppy Licks
Wow.... just... wow.
sirinth's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 16:44
sirinth
The entire game is full of amusing innuendo.
Seriously.
Agent Orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 21:19
Agent Orange
Definitely full of lulz but goddamn that music was driving me nuts.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 22:49
Samit Sarkar
I have a boner.
fenek's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 04:04
fenek
I'm honestly really surprised by how easy it was to masturbate to this.
Nillerus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 07:56
Nillerus
Sweet delicious innuendo, is there anything you can't allude to? If there is... I don't want to know.
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