As if the Japanese don't have enough reasons to hump your 360 to the tune of Blue Dragon, here come two more treats -- Oneechanbara X and Earth Defense Forces 3 (trailer video shown above) both go on sale on the 14th in Japan for peanuts. However cheap they may be, they pack some old school shoot everything / kill everyone fun that is rarely seen in today's complex next-gen games. Especially because the protagonist on OX is wearing the most outrageous bikini getup possible. High boots and angel wings? Only in Japan.

To promote the sale of these testosterony titles, D3 sent the two cosplay protagonists over to Watch Impress, dressed to kill.  Hit the gallery for a sampling of the silly shameless debauchery. There's no word yet on a port for westerners, but I'm sure the stateside version will get a little parental tuning. This girl may be old enough to kill zombies, but you'd be an instap-edophile if you used the camera zoom feature on those pantsu. Like I said, only in Japan.