The Indian in the Cupboard is a pack of heartbreaking lies. Bringing little toys to life by tossing them in a box and turning a magic key is never going to happen, and that makes me sad. I'm furious because I can't have a little Tetra in my pocket, being all sassy and independent and stuff.
As you can see above, Takara Tomy is releasing six Zelda figurines featuring the Link and Zelda pairings from Ocarina of Time, Skyward Sword, and The Wind Waker. Hobby Fan is taking pre-orders for the entire set of little people, which are between five and 14 cm tall each. For just $34.99, the set doesn't sound too rough on your wallet, does it? Don't you want a Tetra in your pocket?