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Crysis, The FreshMaker (tm)

5:35 PM on 10.20.2006   |   Niero


dododod.jpg Either my Western barbarian sensibilities are not refined enough to appreciate this, or this goes way beyond European and into the international funny zone. In my third consecutive EA-related mockery of the day, we bring you this hilarious photo shoot of the Crysis developers's self promotional photo shoot in Denmark dressed as quirky metrosexual pimps, chasing each other in Porsches. Do you know what this reminds me of? MENTOS! Sing it boys! DESTRUCTOID.jpg
Do do do dooo, do doo, do waaaah! It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, With Crysis fresh and full of Life! Nothing gets to you, stayin fresh, stayin cool, With Crysis fresh and full of LIFE!!! Fresh goes better! EA freshness! Crysis does it better than Mentos, EA is always full of craaap!
[ Download the Mentos theme song ] Thanks Tom Tom!







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