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Crysis 3's sharp-dressed trailer is pretty adorable

9:00 AM on 02.12.2013 // Jim Sterling
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TV spot for Crytek's latest sure to raise a smile

There's a time and a place for dismal, bleak, "dark n' gritty" trailers, but there's a time for silliness too. Crysis 3 is having its silly time with this new trailer, letting us know how much fun it is to be a nanosuited badass. Who doesn't love a sharp-dressed man?

This got a smile out of me, at any rate. 

Crysis never seems to capture much attention round these parts, but I really enjoyed the last game and I'm looking forward to this one. Anybody else planning on picking it up?




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