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Crisis: Wii pole dancing game struggling to find publisher photo

Good people of America, we face a national emergency, the likes of which has not been seen since 9/11 -- Peekaboo Pole Dancing does NOT have a publisher for its Wii game.

The company, known for its Carmen Electra-branded poledancing kit -- The Electrapole -- announced its plans to bring this time-honored tradition to Wii consoles across the nation earlier this year. MTV's Tracey John is a big fan of female degradation and visits all manner of illicit sex houses frequently, so she caught up with Peekaboo Pole Dancing to see how their game is getting on. 

"We have not managed to tie up a deal for this yet but we still remain hopeful," stated a rep. "We have, however, connected with a company that is manufacturing a peripheral product and we are investigating mutual publishing opportunities. Please feel free to give a shout out to any developers or publishers who want to give this a crack. [The game] just needs someone with a little nerve."

Have nerve? Want crack? Contact Simon Kay at Peekaboo Pole Dancing. I'm looking at YOU, Tecmo. I know you love that stuff. 


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pascuz46's Avatar
pascuz46 at 12/17/2008 23:43
That's too bad, this game seems very promising.
Diverse's Avatar
Diverse at 12/17/2008 23:45
I highly doubt any company will publish this.

It's for the Wii, after all. Can you really see them putting this on store shelves next to the cooking mamas and and other shovelware series on the Wii shelf?
grafkhun's Avatar
grafkhun at 12/17/2008 23:49
diverse- I just find it funny how you have negative doubts of the future of this game and your username is well 'diverse'

anyways, I wonder what the peripheral that comes with the game is xD
NihonTiger90's Avatar
NihonTiger90 at 12/17/2008 23:52
Why even bother?
Topher Cantler's Avatar
Topher Cantler at 12/17/2008 23:52
This article is racist, sexist, biased, gives ___ a free pass, innovation, next-gen, you MAVERICK, you.



There Hobgoblin, I've saved you the trouble. You can fuck off now.
Xhumation's Avatar
Xhumation at 12/17/2008 23:54
This needs to be published.

I mean without this we could loose future potential strippers and/or loose women!

Damn it
Diverse's Avatar
Diverse at 12/17/2008 23:59
@grafkhun
1 : differing from one another : unlike <people with diverse interests>
2 : composed of distinct or unlike elements or qualities <a diverse population>

Now what does that have to do with me having doubts about something's future?
Topher Cantler's Avatar
Topher Cantler at 12/18/2008 00:04
Yes, your own. Or were you not paying attention?
Tubatic's Avatar
Tubatic at 12/18/2008 00:10
Pikachu Pole Dancing?
Topher Cantler's Avatar
Topher Cantler at 12/18/2008 00:10
Unless I picked up the wrong driver's license.
power-glove's Avatar
power-glove at 12/18/2008 00:11
Is there something that I should know about or is it best for me to just walk away? Also, what is going on here?
Tubatic's Avatar
Tubatic at 12/18/2008 00:12
Whoa whoa whoa

The guy that goes by Hobgoblin and lifts a Hobgoblin graphic is whining about originality?

Are we on Punk'd?
Diverse's Avatar
Diverse at 12/18/2008 00:15
I didn't know Punk'd was still on the air.
power-glove's Avatar
power-glove at 12/18/2008 00:19
Diverse, no Punk'd is off the air.
Tubatic's Avatar
Tubatic at 12/18/2008 00:20
@ Diverse

No worries, I'm a retro gamer. I don't know know anything culturally relevant past 2001.

On topic, isn't that what the Wii has always needed, developers with a little moxy.

Be cool, I'm bringing it back.
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Coltronathon5000 at 12/18/2008 00:21
"Do the stilettos have motion plus?"

Nintendo would never allow this shit. Look at what happened to the beer pong game. I guess if they removed all references to strippers and poles and women and focused on getting players to brainlessly jerk-off their wiimotes it would have a shot.
Gangles's Avatar
Gangles at 12/18/2008 00:23
Note to self: wash hands after touching that pole
Trevor McGee's Avatar
Trevor McGee at 12/18/2008 00:28
"Now that's how you get pink eye."

Know the reference, and get...well, nothing. Just satisfaction from knowing it. :P
Topher Cantler's Avatar
Topher Cantler at 12/18/2008 00:29
It'll come out under some other monicker. "Lady firefighters' going downstairs quickly adventure" or the like. With Carmen Electra.
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LuccaLover at 12/18/2008 00:35
Crossing figures that you get to create an avatar with this game!
gatorsax2010's Avatar
gatorsax2010 at 12/18/2008 00:37
"Lady firefighters' going downstairs quickly adventure with Carmen Electra"

GOTY
John B's Avatar
John B at 12/18/2008 00:38
@Topher:

{ APPLAUSE! } Nicely done!
Neonie's Avatar
Neonie at 12/18/2008 01:01
"This article is racist, sexist, biased, gives ___ a free pass, innovation, next-gen, you MAVERICK, you."

This game is so innovative in the field of sexist racism it gives you a free pass to be a next-gen MAVERICK, you!

Sorry I had to.. it just CALLED to be done.
Wedge's Avatar
Wedge at 12/18/2008 01:45
Don't they have like a Stripper Pole Workout thing? Just market it as another Wii exercise game and they'll never know!
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 12/18/2008 02:54
I'm with Wedge. Just call it Wii Fitter and it'll sell like hotcakes.
cartman08's Avatar
cartman08 at 12/18/2008 03:31
oooh oddgoblin your so bad NOT.
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar
Mr Wrighty 987 at 12/18/2008 04:44
where do u put the wii remote?
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 12/18/2008 06:15
Hobgoblin really is asking to be banned now.
moshakirby's Avatar
moshakirby at 12/18/2008 07:07
OOoooo DRAMA!
ShawnKelfonne's Avatar
ShawnKelfonne at 12/18/2008 07:52
But if Jim is Maverick, then who's Goose?
CALkulon's Avatar
CALkulon at 12/18/2008 07:53
:'(
If there's anything that could get me to dust off my Wii, it'd be Carmen Electra!

Series though, it'll never come out.
John B's Avatar
John B at 12/18/2008 09:27
@ShawnKelfonne:

LOL! You're showing your age, Shawn!
catsithx's Avatar
catsithx at 12/18/2008 09:34
So this is a new Wii fitness game right?
mix's Avatar
mix at 12/18/2008 09:49
Since I see no Hobgoblin comments I take it he's gone now....

"Lady firefighters' going downstairs quickly adventure with Carmen Electra"

So awesome!
Spectral's Avatar
Spectral at 12/18/2008 12:21
That could be a man on the other side
whormongr's Avatar
whormongr at 12/18/2008 12:26
thus needs to get made so that there can be a HAWP with it
KidKobun's Avatar
KidKobun at 12/18/2008 13:00
What a effin' joke.
Batthink's Avatar
Batthink at 12/18/2008 15:04
Looks like Rei Ayanami is having a stab at this pole-dancing thang in that image. O_o
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hpv at 12/18/2008 21:50
They should go find a mormon to fund it. Those folks clearly have more money than they know what to do with and they'd be all over it.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar
TrailerParkJesus at 12/18/2008 22:08
o_0
lucska86's Avatar
lucska86 at 12/27/2008 05:04
Eso vendria bien para las amas de casa
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