Good people of America, we face a national emergency, the likes of which has not been seen since 9/11 -- Peekaboo Pole Dancing does NOT have a publisher for its Wii game.
The company, known for its Carmen Electra-branded poledancing kit -- The Electrapole -- announced its plans to bring this time-honored tradition to Wii consoles across the nation earlier this year. MTV's Tracey John is a big fan of female degradation and visits all manner of illicit sex houses frequently, so she caught up with Peekaboo Pole Dancing to see how their game is getting on.
"We have not managed to tie up a deal for this yet but we still remain hopeful," stated a rep. "We have, however, connected with a company that is manufacturing a peripheral product and we are investigating mutual publishing opportunities. Please feel free to give a shout out to any developers or publishers who want to give this a crack. [The game] just needs someone with a little nerve."
Have nerve? Want crack? Contact Simon Kay at Peekaboo Pole Dancing. I'm looking at YOU, Tecmo. I know you love that stuff.
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11:40 PM on 12.17.2008
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It's for the Wii, after all. Can you really see them putting this on store shelves next to the cooking mamas and and other shovelware series on the Wii shelf?
anyways, I wonder what the peripheral that comes with the game is xD
There Hobgoblin, I've saved you the trouble. You can fuck off now.
I mean without this we could loose future potential strippers and/or loose women!
Damn it
1 : differing from one another : unlike <people with diverse interests>
2 : composed of distinct or unlike elements or qualities <a diverse population>
Now what does that have to do with me having doubts about something's future?
The guy that goes by Hobgoblin and lifts a Hobgoblin graphic is whining about originality?
Are we on Punk'd?
No worries, I'm a retro gamer. I don't know know anything culturally relevant past 2001.
On topic, isn't that what the Wii has always needed, developers with a little moxy.
Be cool, I'm bringing it back.
Nintendo would never allow this shit. Look at what happened to the beer pong game. I guess if they removed all references to strippers and poles and women and focused on getting players to brainlessly jerk-off their wiimotes it would have a shot.
Know the reference, and get...well, nothing. Just satisfaction from knowing it. :P
GOTY
{ APPLAUSE! } Nicely done!
This game is so innovative in the field of sexist racism it gives you a free pass to be a next-gen MAVERICK, you!
Sorry I had to.. it just CALLED to be done.
If there's anything that could get me to dust off my Wii, it'd be Carmen Electra!
Series though, it'll never come out.
LOL! You're showing your age, Shawn!
"Lady firefighters' going downstairs quickly adventure with Carmen Electra"
So awesome!