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[Well, deadpixel didn't have much --well, anything, to write about this video that he made while he was bored at work. To be honest, even understanding Japanese, I really wouldn't be surprised if they were actually saying this in the video. I think that watching this video has actually convinced me to buy Crisis Core. DUCK!

Also, for those of you who don't know, deadpixel runs our sister site, Nextlust.com, as well as Machinima.com. You can check out the original video post over here, too. -- DMV]


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Corncobtacular's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2007 13:01
Corncobtacular
Wow, i never watched the original trailer, but those CGI graphics kick seven shades of shit out of the gameplay graphics
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2007 14:25
Niero
I laughed so hard I cried. DUCK!!!
deadpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2007 14:43
deadpixel
This is how bored I get at work, I make subtitles for Final Fantasy games
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2007 14:45
Rainbowblack
Damn, I dropped my feather agian.

2 months ago I would have pissed myself at the SPARTAA joke
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2007 15:18
thisissami
LOL!!! that's hilarious!!! i love the date rape. and the graphics bit :P HAHAHA!!! SPAAARTAAAAAAAAAA!!!! i love this!!! every little bit made me crack up so much!!! man square enix should totally have 2 different subtitles for the whole game! one in hilarious comedy like this, and one as the real version!!!

kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 04:07
kawitchate
spec-tac-u-lar. kudos.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 13:31
Neonie
The Graphics... just got a whole lot better xD
DeusPayne's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 13:35
DeusPayne
So good, so good. Had to stop myself from laughing too hard.
DynamicSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 13:41
DynamicSheep
That was hilarious! I passed this over in the Cblogs as I wasn't that interested in knowing what they were saying, so I'm glad it got front paged.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 13:50
Hamza CTZ Aziz
SPPPPAAAARRRRRTTTTAAAAA
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 13:56
BFeld13
Want to go see Mr. 3000?
deadpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 14:02
deadpixel
"Want to go see Mr. 3000?"

Who doesn't?!
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 14:07
Colette Bennett
THERE'S A SALE AT JC PENNEY
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 14:11
Snaileb
SPPPPAAAARRRRRTTTTAAAAA
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 14:30
BlindsideDork
I love green doors...
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 14:45
Hitogoroshi
F'n hilarious. "You really missed out on that awesome sale at JC Penny"
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 15:02
ceark
I think my internal organs all ruptured from laughing so hard.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 15:03
Necros
I like green doors.
corneliuscack's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 15:21
corneliuscack
LOOOL "IT'S A DUDE?!"
Aequitas's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 15:27
Aequitas
Ahahahaha. You are awesome beyond words, Mr. deadpixel. "My father was a South African Crow."
Racoon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 15:32
Racoon
This was awesome deadpixel I actually laughed pretty hard at this. Favorite line "What kind of penis?".
LordRegulus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 15:38
LordRegulus
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 16:01
Fading Star
"There is a sale at JC Penney. One day...only"
"I am so happy to see you!"
"I love green doors."

Thank you deadpixel. That was awesome.

P.S. All of the guys in Final Fantasy do not look like women. A few of them have long hair but that doesn't make them effeminate. Try approaching one of those guys at a drinking hole and call him a sissy. See what happens. They should try adding a few bald guys to balance the number of long hair guys.
ikoul's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 16:10
ikoul
This may be the only good Final Fantasy related thing I've ever seen.
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 16:39
Tron Knotts
Awesome. Reminded me of God Hand, in a very good way.
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 16:52
Scrixx
Im going watch Hitch now xD

And the graphic's part - Ingenious I say!
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 23:00
Detry
Haha
cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 12:07
cjpkiller
deadpixel is my new hero...
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