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Crisis Core Trailer now with subtitles - much easier to understand photo

[Well, deadpixel didn't have much --well, anything, to write about this video that he made while he was bored at work. To be honest, even understanding Japanese, I really wouldn't be surprised if they were actually saying this in the video. I think that watching this video has actually convinced me to buy Crisis Core. DUCK!

Also, for those of you who don't know, deadpixel runs our sister site, Nextlust.com, as well as Machinima.com. You can check out the original video post over here, too. -- DMV]


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Corncobtacular at 08/28/2007 13:01
Wow, i never watched the original trailer, but those CGI graphics kick seven shades of shit out of the gameplay graphics
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 08/28/2007 14:25
I laughed so hard I cried. DUCK!!!
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deadpixel at 08/28/2007 14:43
This is how bored I get at work, I make subtitles for Final Fantasy games
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Rainbowblack at 08/28/2007 14:45
Damn, I dropped my feather agian.

2 months ago I would have pissed myself at the SPARTAA joke
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thisissami at 08/28/2007 15:18
LOL!!! that's hilarious!!! i love the date rape. and the graphics bit :P HAHAHA!!! SPAAARTAAAAAAAAAA!!!! i love this!!! every little bit made me crack up so much!!! man square enix should totally have 2 different subtitles for the whole game! one in hilarious comedy like this, and one as the real version!!!

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kawitchate at 08/29/2007 04:07
spec-tac-u-lar. kudos.
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Neonie at 08/29/2007 13:31
The Graphics... just got a whole lot better xD
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DeusPayne at 08/29/2007 13:35
So good, so good. Had to stop myself from laughing too hard.
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DynamicSheep at 08/29/2007 13:41
That was hilarious! I passed this over in the Cblogs as I wasn't that interested in knowing what they were saying, so I'm glad it got front paged.
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Hamza CTZ Aziz at 08/29/2007 13:50
SPPPPAAAARRRRRTTTTAAAAA
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BFeld13 at 08/29/2007 13:56
Want to go see Mr. 3000?
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deadpixel at 08/29/2007 14:02
"Want to go see Mr. 3000?"

Who doesn't?!
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 08/29/2007 14:07
THERE'S A SALE AT JC PENNEY
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Snaileb at 08/29/2007 14:11
SPPPPAAAARRRRRTTTTAAAAA
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BlindsideDork at 08/29/2007 14:30
I love green doors...
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Hitogoroshi at 08/29/2007 14:45
F'n hilarious. "You really missed out on that awesome sale at JC Penny"
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ceark at 08/29/2007 15:02
I think my internal organs all ruptured from laughing so hard.
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Necros at 08/29/2007 15:03
I like green doors.
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corneliuscack at 08/29/2007 15:21
LOOOL "IT'S A DUDE?!"
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Aequitas at 08/29/2007 15:27
Ahahahaha. You are awesome beyond words, Mr. deadpixel. "My father was a South African Crow."
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Racoon at 08/29/2007 15:32
This was awesome deadpixel I actually laughed pretty hard at this. Favorite line "What kind of penis?".
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LordRegulus at 08/29/2007 15:38
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Fading Star at 08/29/2007 16:01
"There is a sale at JC Penney. One day...only"
"I am so happy to see you!"
"I love green doors."

Thank you deadpixel. That was awesome.

P.S. All of the guys in Final Fantasy do not look like women. A few of them have long hair but that doesn't make them effeminate. Try approaching one of those guys at a drinking hole and call him a sissy. See what happens. They should try adding a few bald guys to balance the number of long hair guys.
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ikoul at 08/29/2007 16:10
This may be the only good Final Fantasy related thing I've ever seen.
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Tron Knotts at 08/29/2007 16:39
Awesome. Reminded me of God Hand, in a very good way.
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Scrixx at 08/29/2007 16:52
Im going watch Hitch now xD

And the graphic's part - Ingenious I say!
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Detry at 08/29/2007 23:00
Haha
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cjpkiller at 08/30/2007 12:07
deadpixel is my new hero...
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