So, yesterday Page Fletcher and I were shooting the breeze. He was right in the middle of finishing his story about how he killed his career by playing Robocop when my phone caught on fire. I shot out of my lawn chair -- we were outside on the patio -- and pounded on my thigh to suppress the blaze that threatened to crawl up my shirt and harm my beautiful hair. Right when I thought hope was lost, it started to sleet. It suffocated the flames, but Page melted. Apparently, he was a witch.

All these things happened almost at the exact same time Creat Studios director of communications Michael Robinson posted information about the three new free themes coming to the PlayStation Network today. Each theme corresponds with a game Creat has released on PSN -- Cuboid, Magic Ball and Mahjong Tales: Ancient Wisdom.

Downloading free themes is great, but I can’t help but to wonder if Robinson orchestrated a global conspiracy in an attempt to get me to pay attention to the update. If he did, Robinson has some major connections. Not only does he associate with the man up in the sky, he also has control of the telecom companies and the friendship service clinic in eastern Indianapolis. (He must have intercepted my request that specifically stated my friend couldn’t be of witch origin.)

I’ll never know what kicked off that disastrous series of events, but I hope it doesn’t happen again when the downloadable content for Creat’s three PSN titles become available. In his post, Robinson teased their “soon” status. For owners of Cuboid, this may be particularly exciting. That level creator that Creat mentioned a month ago could be a part of the content.