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Crazy woman + Wii = comedy gold
9:07 PM on 12.03.2006, Niero 34 comments

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What happens when you give Wii boxing to a woman who has issues and pent up anger suppressed for decades? An incredible display of arms flailing and moaning that may remind you of that time your cat got hit by a truck and lived ... for a little. Warning -- this video *sounds like PORN* so we highly encourage you to turn your speakers up and watch the biggest perverts in your office rush to you. Prepare little post-it note awards for the top 3 that line up at your desk.

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Namelessted at 12/03/2006 21:38
Wii boxing porno for the win. My friend has a vid of a kid we don't like playing Boxing and it is hysterical, we just gotta get it from his phone to computer. I hope we can get it to work cus its fucking hilarious
Jordan Grim Devore's Avatar
Jordan Grim Devore at 12/03/2006 21:42
People like that shouldn't be allowed to have fun.
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Im OK at 12/03/2006 21:49
Now I see why so many Wiimotes are destroying so much property.
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stagl at 12/03/2006 21:50
i closed my eyes and squeezed one out. man, it was better than real porn. your imagination goes wild! "where's the stop button?" :)
JoshuaTR's Avatar
JoshuaTR at 12/03/2006 21:57
...I know this lady. =\
LxLegend's Avatar
LxLegend at 12/03/2006 22:07
I would say something like Wiitardo or some other insult. But is it really needed?

This video speaks for itself I believe and there is no need to add insult to this injury.

But on the real someone needs to tell that lady that all she really needs to do is flick her wrist for the same results or forearm movement at the most.
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Jelster at 12/03/2006 22:17
Can you imagine that in bed!?
Poor guy probably wants to tire her out.
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Husky Hog at 12/03/2006 22:19
That looks like a friend of mine's whife after she came home with me drunk on her couch
bleep's Avatar
bleep at 12/03/2006 22:19
she is a riot! I hope to see her playing other games soon...
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djnexus911 at 12/03/2006 22:20
LOL @ Jelster funny LMAO yea she needs some ritalin hardcore wii player right there.
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 12/03/2006 22:21
@JoshuaTR -- tell her we said she's awesome!!!
Oni's Avatar
Oni at 12/03/2006 22:23
@poopface: Probably.

That was so hot.
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djnexus911 at 12/03/2006 22:25
someone needs to edit this video and put Eye of the Tiger in for the background music, and also maybe slow down her screams inslow mo to make it even more funnier when shes punching.
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Detry at 12/03/2006 22:26
Rawr

You now know how to nail the neighbor girl.


someone needs to tell that lady that all she really needs to do is flick her wrist for the same results or forearm movement at the most

Are you retarded?

NEVER

I expect to see many more vids like this.

(please)

BlindsideDork's Avatar
BlindsideDork at 12/03/2006 22:26
Stop button...or the PAUSE button...you know the + button they tell you about it before every event.
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subnet6 at 12/03/2006 23:02
I'd hit that.
Robert's Avatar
Robert at 12/03/2006 23:33
She kinda reminds me of Marilyn Manson. Sick!

Sorry if that ruins anyones...um...fun. Hahah.
Zaron's Avatar
Zaron at 12/03/2006 23:33
Now I have to send this to my friends while they're working. >.>
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 12/03/2006 23:41
@ djnexus911:

That or the theme music from The Contender.
Lord_Satorious's Avatar
Lord_Satorious at 12/04/2006 00:29
Proof that playing the Wii is better than sex.
Azguard's Avatar
Azguard at 12/04/2006 01:01
who's to say that can't be defined as porn?
Crateman's Avatar
Crateman at 12/04/2006 02:06
/Fap
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deanhatescoffee at 12/04/2006 09:55
I'm with -Neo - I think it's fake, or maybe she's not all there (mentally challenged, drugs, what have you). Either way, still funny.
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moclippa at 12/04/2006 09:57
I don't allow people to play Wii like that at my house... either calm the heck down or stop playing now. Hate to be a kill joy, but I do so for the sake of both my valubles + self esteem... I hate knowing I have Wiitarded friends.
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FrogMan at 12/04/2006 11:34
@JoshuaTR: is she single? I'm very attracted to her
Vigor's Avatar
Vigor at 12/04/2006 15:02
I didnt know they gave mentally handicapped people wii's.Thats so sweet of nintendo
Azguard's Avatar
Azguard at 12/04/2006 23:32
Now for the question that matters. Did she win?
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jkgohan at 12/06/2006 00:05
lol, she seems like she would be good in bed.
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Kari at 12/07/2006 22:29
So.... I'm pretty sure that's my roommate from college.
In fact, I'm certain it is. And she's fucking CRIZ-AZY dude. But she's nice! Just kinda.... crazy. lol
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