What is even happening here?
I can tell that this new trailer for JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle looks pretty incredible, but I can't honestly tell you that I know what is going on at all times in it. Fists and words and crazy eyes are flying everywhere in this four or so minutes of character presentations and head-to-head fights.
We knew it was wierd from our Tokyo Game Show preview, but all the faces with clenched teeth and all of the speedlines have scrambled my brain. Every time I think I understand what's going on, something else crazy happens. The attack at 3:44 is the best, though.