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Courtney Love threatens to sue over Guitar Hero Cobain photo

Despite the fact that Activision was able to get Kurt Cobain into Guitar Hero 5 and release the game with no problems whatsoever, new rumblings from Courtney Love's bloodstained lair seem to suggest that she is furious over the dead Nirvana star's inclusion in the game, and may very well seek legal action.

"For the record this Guitar Hero sh*t is breach of contract on a Bullys part and there will be a proper addressing of this and retraction," Twittered the maniac in one of her less typo-ridden updates. "WE are going to sue the sh*t out of ACtivision we being the Trust the Estate the LLC the various LLCs Cobain Enterprises."

Quite why Love is freaking out remains unclear, although her portrayal of Activision as a bunch of "bullies" seem to suggest that she believes she was coerced or otherwise forced into allowing Cobain's blasphemous-for-some inclusion in GH5. We'll be sniffing around Activision to try and find out, although so far the publisher is remaining tight-lipped. Unlike Love, who is remaining fish-lipped.

Frankly though, I don't know who to root for in this debacle. Activision is an evil publisher that threatens to ruin the industry, while Love is an evil harbinger who threatens to ruin my ears with her singing. Whoever wins, we lose, but the fight's going to be funny while it lasts. 

What Love should do is murder these "bullies" and put shotguns under their chins with fake suicide notes attached. I heard that works quite well.








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shinryu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:21
shinryu
Jim, that's one of the most disturbing pics you've posted in a while right there. And that's saying something.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:23
Chris Carter
@Shin
Nothing's more disturbing than milk rape.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:23
Naim Master
That's the most disturbing things you've posted.
Bourrask's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:23
Bourrask
What's that, herpes ?
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:24
Jim Sterling
The best thing about today's header is that for once, nobody can claim it isn't relevant to the story.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:27
Xzyliac
Haha, oh Courtney Love.

I still think we should throw Courtney Love and Yoko Ono in a cage to see who will finally claim the title Queen B.

My money is totally on Yoko.
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:27
Electrium
I knew she was going to be all over that! lmfao at the end of the article btw. A low blow, but a great one.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:29
Naim Master
@jimmy
But is is the 5th image on Google Image search...
Mauer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:29
Mauer
I kinda agree with her. I'd rather the game not have Nirvana's shitty overrated songs or that douche nozzles likeness either.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:30
Cataract
Oh, Courtney Love.


That skank.
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:30
Stevil
Courtney Love didn't kill Kurt Cobain, Jim. She simply hired someone to do it for her. There's a big difference, don't you know? Cuh. *rolls eyes and shakes his head*
Chicken008's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:33
Chicken008
Doesn't Love sign off on Nirvana stuff, I mean I would think she would have to agree to have Kurt in the Guitar Hero game.. She just wants the monies etc..
Critical Damage's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:36
Critical Damage
Nirvana sucks. End of story. Dave Grohl is the only member of that band that ever had any talent. Nirvana has been over praised and stated as being the best "grunge" band ever. What about Sound Garden, Stone Temple Pilots, Alice In Chains, the list goes on and on. Really Nirvana just had a hit song and teeny boppers where able to buy into the angst that Kurt Cobain sold to them.

I REALLY hate Nirvana.
Harris Hatsworth's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:38
Harris Hatsworth
God damn, get it off the front page. Those horrifying googly eyes peeking over the bottom of my screen...ugh.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:39
Xzyliac
@Chicken008
1Up has a little more on the issue. Apparently she signed off on the songs but not the cameo.

What I wanna know is why is she so pissed? Because she can be? Doesn't she have that fucking album to work on? Jesus Courtney. We let you bring Hole back without threatening your life didn't we?
lordhellion's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:39
lordhellion
I'm guessing that whichever music pub. Activision's in bed with (Warner, I think) pulled Kurt into the game without her say so, but as Courtney's usually incoherent, we'll have to wait for the lawywr's statement.
BenHaskett's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:39
BenHaskett
HAHAHA!

I'm not gonna lie, that last sentance made me wince a little bit. I remember being obsessed with Nirvana when I was in middle school (three years after he had already died) and passionately swearing up and down that Courtney Love killed him and faked his suicide note. Regardless of whether or not it was true, I just said it because I heard someone else say it.

And I agree that nobody wins. Neither of them are very likable.

If her Twitter posts are any indication, then I don't see how she could even muster the soberness to write something as comparitively concise and well-written as Cobain's suicide note.

Seriously though, I laughed out loud several times while reading this. The image seals the deal.
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:40
casualweaponry
Courtney Love...is she still alive? She looks like one of the special infected from Left 4 Dead, emphasis on infected.
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:40
TheDreadHawk
I shit bricks because of that header.

Also, the last sentence is epic win.
PwnanObrien's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:42
PwnanObrien
This whole fiasco makes me wonder if Kurt were alive today, would he be the same rambling, incoherent, annoying asshat his wife is on Twitter?
Vanilla Gorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:43
Vanilla Gorilla
What the fuck is that?!
shinryu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:43
shinryu
Courtney Love was never relevant to Nirvana!! THEREFOAR ONCE AGAIN THE IMAGE IS NOT RELEVANT!!1!
BenHaskett's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:44
BenHaskett
Critical_Damage -

Oh come on... Soundgraden was better, yes, but Nirvana was great! To each his own, I guess...

Chiken008 -

Whether you know it or not, you're not kidding. She's in a huge amount of debt and apparently had millions and millions of dollars conned from her cold-but-not-dead fingers and she was too strung out to even notice what was going on. She's f*ckin' broke now.
Bizznet's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:45
Bizznet
G'AAH! That header image is frightening!
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:47
Xzyliac
@shinryu108
What? But she's the one doing the suing.

RELEVANCE!
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:47
CRAZYAPE69
''WE are going to sue the shit out of ACtivision'' what a bell end
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:51
Aaron Mxy Yost
"Quite why Love is freaking out remains unclear..."

Ooo! Ooo! Let me guess! Because she's a washed up junkie whore milking her dead husband's corpse for every penny she can?
Everyday Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:53
Everyday Legend
Agreed completely with the sentiment in the article. No idea who the bad guy even is here.
funran's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:55
funran
She's a crazy bitch, but i'd rather not see any artist not play their own songs in these games, it water downs the experience of it all, and it's disrespectful to the music. That's why I think the Beatles rock band was done so well, it's just them, it honors them, and they are not playing someone elses music. Respect the music!
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:55
Super Drybones
OMG JIM PLEASE MAKE IT GO AWAY, I PROMISE I'LL BE GOOD!!!!
OneTwoRendezvous's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:55
OneTwoRendezvous
Though love is an obnoxious whore and 90s grunge rock is appropriately buried and gone, Activision is puppeteering a corpse who wouldn't have ever wanted to be in their game (much less to sing "You Give Love a Bad Name". Raping a dead dousche is still raping the dead.
Bioautographical's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:55
Bioautographical
She REALLY needs to stop making it so difficult to be a fan of Hole. For Christ's sake.
Blue Ryd3r's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:56
Blue Ryd3r
I think she probably heard what the estates of the Beatles were getting for Beatles Rock Band and thinks that she deserves 40+ million for her late husbands small appearance in Guitar Hero 5.
(Is it small? Is he there the whole time or just for 1 or 2 songs?)
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:56
Jim Sterling
"Ooo! Ooo! Let me guess! Because she's a washed up junkie whore milking her dead husband's corpse for every penny she can?"

The term "milking a corpse" conjures up all manner of mental images. Not a one of the pleasant.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:57
Xzyliac
@funran
It's Kurt Cobain dude.

However I will say last years Jimi Hendrix debacle pissed me off.
Bioautographical's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 11:59
Bioautographical
Also, @Critical_Damage:

Totally cool. Everyone is entitled to his opinion. Even if it's wrong.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 12:02
Xzyliac
@Blue Ryd3r
Just Smell Like Teen Spirit. It's funny because the whole band is there. Young Dave Grohl and everything but guess who's the one who has to be a bitch about it?

@Jim
I thought you had such a stronger stomach than that Jim. What with the rape headers and all.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 12:04
Tubatic
Estate approved or not, I've never been a huge fan of reanimating the dead to dance, shill wares, or perform some role contrary to their living professions.

The Unforgettable duet was touching, the Beatles: Rock Band, that's a serviceable recreation.

Fred Astair selling mops. That's messed up, man.

Yeah I'm old. Wanna fight about it?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 12:08
Snaileb
Best post ever. Blood stained lair? LOL
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 12:10
Super Drybones
Dead people can't sue, I don't think. Probably, unless Nintendo does a Phoenix Wright: From Grave to Gavel.
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 12:11
Cowboy TTop
If she sign on the dotted line, she has little case. Games are first and foremost a visual media. Did she really think Activision were just going to buy music and play it back, with no visuals? They designed a character based on Kurt Cobain likeness, and there is no law against that.

Perhaps she was too high to notice what she did.

Best thing for activision to do, is release an update, that turns KC's hair a different colour. Then it kills the issue.
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 12:18
Jon B
Another lawsuit? About something as stu-

Wait, it's against Activision. I support her cause completely.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 12:23
GoldenGamerXero
Disturbing header is FUCKED UP! ~_O
Deny Everything's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 12:24
Deny Everything
To be honest, I rather disagreed with them putting a likeness of Kurt Cobain into the game in any case. Feels a bit tasteless to let kids play as someone who killed themselves, especially if they are your "Guitar Hero."
Omikron's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 12:26
Omikron
jesus christ..... thats the scariest pic Ive seen in a while... you guys need wanring labels on that kind of shit.
BenHaskett's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 12:31
BenHaskett
Super Drybones

Actually, I'm pretty sure they had a dead girl on trial at some point in the third game.
CrakieRacooon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 12:32
CrakieRacooon
That will haunt me in my dreams forever.
KrazyKraut's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 12:36
KrazyKraut
Thats how i looked when i had my first weekend with my mother-in-law.....wtf.....
Deny Everything's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 12:43
Deny Everything
isn't that actually goldie hawn?
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