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Could new Squenix teaser promise a Final Fantasy VII remake? photo

That's right, it's yet another stupid teaser countdown site! Square Enix (and indeed, many Japanese publishers) love the Hell out of these things, but this particular one is a little bit special. It's special because it brings with it the cruel hope of a Final Fantasy VII remake. The page says "VII DAYS," and promises a grand reveal at the end of the week. Foreshadowing!

Teaser sites are known to disappoint, so I'm not going to get too excited just yet. However, a VII remake is something people have been expecting for a long time now, so there will likely be rioting in the streets if Square Enix is maliciously pulling on heartstrings for no good reason. I kind of expect that from this company days.

The idea of a VII remake has always torn me. I know the original version never aged well, but it's a classic, and I still love playing it. Furthermore somewhat rubbish Advent Children pretty much tarnished the game's legacy, and I'd hate to see some hamfisted re-imagining full of unnecessary cutscenes and bad voice acting. Square Enix's "celebration" (read, whoring) of FFVII a few years ago spoiled the game a lot, so I'm wary of them touching it again. I just don't know if Squenix has the same mentality and ability to craft a charming story that it had when this game was first crafted.

Besides which, there are about ten billion other games Square Enix has on its plate right now. Has it ever heard of finishing one project before starting another?

Regardless, a VII remake will be a megaton announcement, so we'll make sure to check back in VII days.

[Update: Some hidden artwork on the site has been discovered, and it's beginning to look like Square Enix was yanking our chains again. The art style is possibly hinting at a Lord of Vermillion game. We'll have to see, but it looks like VII fans may be disappointed. Again.]

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VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 05:49
VWGTI
Oh, man. If this doesn't end up being a FF7 remake Square-Enix are dicks.
ration's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 05:55
ration
Fuck you square
Hinamotto's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 05:56
Hinamotto
It's in the five minutes mark now! Be aware...
KoKoO Psy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 05:56
KoKoO Psy
This could also be a World Ends With You thing, but it looks more like FF.
Veras Gunn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:00
Veras Gunn
Oh please god no. Not more fuel for the fanboys. After that god damn PS3 tech demo we don't need another reason for the fanboys to lose control of their body fluids.
Dreadgear's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:03
Dreadgear
It's obviously Square is making the Ring Game.
Drake00991's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:04
Drake00991
If this is a VII remake, I will go buy a PS3 today. No questions asked. Unless of course it'll come on the Xbox 360 as well.

Give me my emo Clouds and crybaby Sepheroth's now!
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:08
Chris Carter
@Drake
If this is a VII remake, I will go buy another PS3 today. No questions asked!
fadecy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:10
fadecy
What do you mean it hasn't aged very well? It plays better than a lot of RPGs being released today.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:12
Chris Carter
Alright so here is an eye opening spoiler on what it is, apparently, according to the c-blogs.

Spoil copyright Turbokill.

I think Square decided to fuck with people on Dtoid after seeing it was FFVII retrocast night.
sheppy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:14
sheppy
fadecy, play it again. Inconsistant art style, bad translation, lack of textures on 99% of the polygons, it has not aged well.

As much as I want to bash the entire FFVII revisit, it gave us Crisis Core, which I fucking loved. Anyone with a PSP NEEDS to play this game. It also has one of the most interesting game endings ever.
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:18
Stella Wong
thank goodness it's not a remake of FF7 I was getting really mixed feelings when I thought it was a remake. It ended up to be something else~
DeusPayne's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:18
DeusPayne
Am I the only one who actually like Advent Children?
Caeolos's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:20
Caeolos
Hey, it says now VI days.
HerosPlayDumb's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:21
HerosPlayDumb
Yes I definitely agree with you that FF VII did not age well, but it is still fun to play. The only way I would show any interest in a re-make of FF VII was if it was to remain the same but just new graphics. If they tried to add anything else new odds are it would somehow get fucked up and ruin the original for me just like Advent Children and Dirge of Cerebirus(spelling?) worked on doing.
Sanious's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:24
Sanious
These teaser sites are really tiring anymore. :/
fadecy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:25
fadecy
Crisis core is a horrible cash in of a game, the gameplay is fucking horrendous, in fact I wrote a blog entry if you want to have a look. It has absolutely no depth, you just bash X every so often in between the stupid reel thing going off.

And all you criticised were the graphics, the game came out over 10 freaking years ago, and I'm sorry, but what other game do you know on the PSone that has bloody character textures? Oh yeah, remember MGS with it's textured suit? Uh no. Of course the graphics aren't going to stand up to today's games, but the game play and story telling stands up to most modern RPGs. It's better than that trial and error piece of shit Valkyria Chronicles.
Steel Brotha's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:25
Steel Brotha
it'd be smart if Sony would just pull an MS and pay Square Enix millions of dollars for a remake and drop the PS3 price.
Roryzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:27
Roryzilla
Son of a bitch, they just grabbed my wang and refuse to let go until VII days are over.
AstralDrmz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:37
AstralDrmz
http://www.square-enix.co.jp/lov/
An arcade game. The only arcade near me still thrives off of MvC2. I couldn't even have hopes of ever seeing this. :p
AceFlibble's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:41
AceFlibble
I hope in seven days, they add another I to that and it's a FFVIII remake, everything original with no dubbing, just updated graphics and a newly remastered soundtrack.
Gaming bliss for me, a huge middle finger to everyone else.
AstralDrmz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:41
AstralDrmz
^And it's a card game to top that.
Zepwich's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:43
Zepwich
I never played VII but its definetly on my list. If they do a remake that would be awsome.
Jasugun's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:45
Jasugun
It's quite obvious taht it's not about FFVII, Square hasn't even finished/released FFXIII.
Avalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:46
Avalon
Just went down to to VI days.

Please tell me they're doing DS remakes of VII, VI and V. I just really want to see a 3d VI and V.
Solid Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:48
Solid Squirrel
C'monnnn 7th Guest remake!

...what? I can dream.
Jasugun's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:49
Jasugun
It's seven because there are seven card types in Lord of Vermillion.
Tha_Meat's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:50
Tha_Meat
Squares still making tons of money on the PS1 classic on the PSN. Why would they make a new one?
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 06:53
Chris Carter
@Tha Meat
Considering it's still readily available in greatest hits form even today, it's safe to say the PSN release will saturate in 2-3 years, which is when the remake would be done if announced soon.
Lankey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 07:02
Lankey
Its changed to VI days now
Tha_Meat's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 07:12
Tha_Meat
@Magnalon

From an economic/business standpoint that makes sense. I'm on the fence with the idea of a remake. A ton of people voice there opinion saying that it hasn't aged well, but I hold a special place in my heart for those popeye looking polygons. It probably wont transition well because the humor of those character models wont be there anymore with a remake. For example, the team is on the boat heading towards playa del sol, and Red XIII is in the Shinra uniform flailing around was one of my funniest moments in the game. I just dont think they would be able to pull that same humor with more realistic graphics.
DV2FOX's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 07:23
DV2FOX
not a FFVII remake...but a better question is...WHO THE FUCK IS JIM STERLING? XD
shinryu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 07:32
shinryu
why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of a FFVII remake? because that's going to age just like the first one, people. If you like the game that much, play it. it's been out for years.
Steel Brotha's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 07:38
Steel Brotha
they've already re-remade all of the FFs up to VI. they've only re-released VII. This is most likely another IP.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 07:42
Daxelman
The World Ends With You 2.

I called it if it happens.
etirflita's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 07:48
etirflita
Oh MAN! Square's finally developing for the Chintendo Vii!!!

Third party support means victory. Vii days are upon us.
funran's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 08:13
funran
VII would be cool, but something new could be cooler.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 08:24
Colette Bennett
The timing would be off. They've remade in order up to now, and FF6 hasn't been done yet.
SephirothX's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 08:30
SephirothX
@DeusPayne
I liked Advent Children, unlike the super spoiled FF7 fans I'm actually grateful for what we've gotten.

@Colette
It wouldn't entirely be off. They did semi-remake/port FF6 to the GBA a little while back. So that could be their excuse for jumping to remake 7, not to mention the demand for the 7 remake has been a LITTLE high.
kce05d's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 08:30
kce05d
Legend of dragoon remake/sequel must come first. till then, no remake will interest me.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 08:32
Chronic Logic
Do I want a FF7 remake? Nah, just leave it alone, but I would like a FF7 HD-graphics update.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 08:47
Takeshi
Yup, it's down to VI days. Well finally see what Final Fantasy 0 looks like in six days.
CallMeRotten's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 09:35
CallMeRotten
Aw, this means they are going to make it look all metrosexual like FF8 and every game after it isn't it?
JiR INC's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 09:47
JiR INC
when they do a remake i bet it will be done by someones kid all grown up because peeps are gonna be waiting a loooog time XD teaser sites can suck my balls
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 10:00
Char Aznable
All this for a stupid card game? Man, Square Enix has the gaming world by the balls almost as much as Kojima does.
Gh0ulunatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 10:16
Gh0ulunatic
@Ace Flibble: An VIII remake? Really? I'm not sure how everyone else felt about it, but I felt that it blew ass. To each his own, I guess.
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 10:16
Faith
Why is everyone saying its at VI days? I'm looking at its still VII.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 10:21
Chris Carter
@Chronic
That's a remake.
Janledroxa's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 10:21
Janledroxa
I'm gonna make a wish to my shooting star, PLEASE! square-enix, make the FF VI remix in beautiful PS3 grafics, I`d love to see how would Celes look HD rendered.
Zero_armada's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2009 10:38
Zero_armada
WE. DON'T. LIKE. COUNTDOWNS.
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