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I think I might actually buy a game like this. And the part where the ostrich is shot in the face is hilarious. I guess PETA would have something else to rally against.
God I fucking love The Onion. When they do game satire, they get that shit spot-on. I thought World of World of Warcraft couldn't be topped.
I played this.. but now I really wanna know! Why did they kidnap his brother? What was their motive? Was it a set-up and now he has to fight his way out of the office, only to learn they burned down his apartment while he went to go save his brother, and then rally against the evil government run cooperation FOR GREAT JUSTICE?!?!?!
I'm stuckkkk in this geame
in level 3, where do you find the purple key in the graveyard ?
k thx bye.
...also nice ostrich headshot
in level 3, where do you find the purple key in the graveyard ?
k thx bye.
...also nice ostrich headshot
Now all we need is an RPG that consists only of level grinding to beat one boss. The boss is level 50 and you are level 1. So you just grind for hours, beat him, and you win.
Again, I'm too busy finding the first 1:45 funny that I get destroyed by whatever random quip they use to fill the time at the end.
"A new cure to stop children from crying; Smothering!"
"A new cure to stop children from crying; Smothering!"
We need more games like this. I'm tired of shooting guys with shotguns or rocket launchers in most of today's FPSes only to have them fall over.
this is an actual game, there was a website listed during the news report:
http://www.closerangegame.com/
I played it, and it was awesome.
http://www.closerangegame.com/
I played it, and it was awesome.
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