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3s01.gifI was not there when someone in charge of the SNES version of Final Fight turned Roxy & Poison into Pat. It was criminal. I would have punched a nearby barrel and shattered it, grabbed the pizza on the floor, and eaten it right in their face without asking how their vitality was. The star of that game was not Cody or Hagger. It was arguably Guy, but that doesn't help my story. We did not run to the arcades to walk around in stiff jeans! We went to pipe the prostitutes! Lead pipes. Yes. We were happy to see Roxy and Poison again in Street Fighter III, and now, are excited to see her again hanging out in dirty bathrooms and fighting men half dressed. Enjoy. 497562.jpg 670317.jpg 497561.jpg Final_Fight_(Roxy).png 669653.jpg FinalFight2.gif 672400.jpg Check out the entire gallery







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MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 17:48
MaxVest
Those girls are hawt!

Wait, they're what now?
Chris Morris's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 19:54
Chris Morris
Don't care.
So hawt.
Crashews's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 19:59
Crashews
Oh dear god, them standing at the urinals finally makes sense. Brutal, painful, unforgiving sense.
Koobert's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2007 09:43
Koobert
That is, by far, the worst Haggar I've seen in my life. Worse than Streetwise Haggar.
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