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You've gotta love Cooking Mama. Sure, she's got a dark side, but who doesn't? At her heart, Mama is a good-hearted woman who only wants to help you become the great chef she knows you can be. She invited you into the hallowed sanctuary of her kitchen and never once lost faith in your potential, no matter how bad you screwed up. Purchase of the above set of peripherals, however, is an offense I doubt even Mama's forgiving soul would be able to pardon you for. Manufactured by Brando, the kit includes 4 kitchen utensils designed to ... *ahem* ... "Make the game more realistic" and "Enhance the fun of playing." While $17 isn't a great deal of money to spend on such an inherently useful addition to your Wii setup, I'd imagine the money you'll be spending on testicular reattachment surgery when Mama catches you in her kitchen with this crap might be a bit more than you're ready to dish out. [Thanks to the Pimp of Pimps for the tip.]
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What's the fucking point? I could go into the kitchen and duct tape some tongs to my fucking remote if I cared that cunting much? Only a straight up remedial would buy shit like that. Fucking cunts.
*laughs hysterically*
Does anyone actually think seriously about buying this shit? Jesus Christ, may the people behind this go bankrupt.
The best part is the guy cutting fucking vegetables with the stupid thing. The version I played didn't require me to use actual food, but maybe I forgot to pick up some kind of pre-order bonus gift from gamestop.
That thing looks kinky!
Alright, I can understand the Light Gun attachment and all. But shit like this and those Wii Sports attachments are just fucking stupid. They make no difference at all to the game, and you just feel like even more of a tool for actually wanted them.
The only attachment(s) that work and are worth looking into are the Light Gun attachment and the Steering Wheel attachment for racing games to help steady your grip. That's it.
If you buy this, consider buying this, or even think twice about buying this, you are a HUGE loser.
"If you buy this, consider buying this, or even think twice about buying this, you are a HUGE loser."
With that being said, this gadget will be sold by the millions in Japan by the end of next week.