You've gotta love Cooking Mama. Sure, she's got a dark side, but who doesn't? At her heart, Mama is a good-hearted woman who only wants to help you become the great chef she knows you can be. She invited you into the hallowed sanctuary of her kitchen and never once lost faith in your potential, no matter how bad you screwed up. 

Purchase of the above set of peripherals, however, is an offense I doubt even Mama's forgiving soul would be able to pardon you for. Manufactured by Brando, the kit includes 4 kitchen utensils designed to ... *ahem* ... "Make the game more realistic" and "Enhance the fun of playing." While $17 isn't a great deal of money to spend on such an inherently useful addition to your Wii setup, I'd imagine the money you'll be spending on testicular reattachment surgery when Mama catches you in her kitchen with this crap might be a bit more than you're ready to dish out. 

[Thanks to the Pimp of Pimps for the tip.]