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Contest: Win Twisted Pixel's Xbox LIVE Arcade game, The Maw photo

If our review is any indication (and it is), we really liked this week's Xbox LIVE Arcade title, Twisted Pixel's The Maw. Personally, I can't help smiling thinking about when the game's little alien, Frank, squeals "Mawwwww?" when separated from his jelly-like pal.

Don't know what I'm talking about? Well, no problem. We're looking to give three lucky readers codes to download The Maw from Xbox LIVE Marketplace. Winning is going to be relatively easy and painless. See that picture above? Simply come up with a caption for it, and leave it in the comments of this post.

On Monday, we'll announce three winners, chosen from our favorite entries. We'll continue to accept entries through Sunday, January 25 at 11:59 p.m. EST. You may only enter once; your first comment as an entry will be considered final. Good luck!

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BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 16:42
BFeld13
"Seriously, it's this big. She said she'd never had better."
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 16:43
blehman
"I'm gonna give her the hammer. And Maw is not the hammer."
Pyroph's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 16:43
Pyroph
"You put that WHERE??"
GameraTheGreat's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 16:45
GameraTheGreat
"You see...her ass came out to about here and...damn man, you coulda put a drink on it.."
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 16:48
ZombiePlatypus
"Y'see this hand, Maw? Your gaping, uh... maw... is nothing compared to the frightening orifices that this hand has encountered..."
MF DOOM's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 16:49
MF DOOM
"Ooops sorry i stepped on your missing eye over there"
taterchimp's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 16:50
taterchimp
"YouTube: Maw's reaction to 2 girls, 1 cup"
Phawx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 16:51
Phawx
"But this is my shooting hand."
mitDebo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 16:53
mitDebo
Oh wow, I'm a n00b. I actually made the picture with my caption:



In case that screws up, it reads "And that's when Maw figured out that what he thought was Frank's arm...

... was actually his penis."
dgschrei's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 16:54
dgschrei
"So I squeezed his throat and watched his eyes pop out of his skull."
ccm0628's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 16:54
ccm0628
Maw, these warts that you see on my hands are highly toxic and are responsible for the death of my entire civilization... Want a bite?
PySk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 16:55
PySk
"Yeah, I know! My hand looks like a freakin dolphin, amazing..."
MondaySan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 16:56
MondaySan
"Maw realizes that in space, Genital Warts can spread to limbs."
Primo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 16:57
Primo
"Hey kid, you wanna see a dead body?"
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 16:57
mix
Purple dude "WOAH"
Tall thing : "I told you my fingers stink"

No 360 here, just wanted to type.
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 16:58
CrocBox
"I just took a dump this big behind that tree over there."
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:01
Tubatic
"The database says my people are made up of high fructose corn syrup. I must taste awful!"
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:03
Atlas
"That is actually a large pile of animal shit behind me. Eat it."
Tron's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:04
Tron
Frank: Dude, my Jargon is THIS big
Fire7Man7Dan7's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:05
Fire7Man7Dan7
Does this smell infected to you?
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:06
Jesse Cortez
"Intent on adding more diversity to her family, Frank and Maw have been adopted by Angelina Jolie. Consequently, they were renamed Bubblegum and Candyclown Jolie-Pitt."
Trev's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:06
Trev
"... and that's where our babies come from!"
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:07
grafkhun
Frank: Yo I got two eyes and each one has three fucking pupils, you got one eye and one lousy pupil in it, owned bitch.
CharleyTony's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:08
CharleyTony
This ain't no Glory Hole !
BulletMagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:09
BulletMagnet
"What...? Seriously? You gotta be kidding! That bastard said it was a genuine Rolex!"
Def JM's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:12
Def JM
"A you, What the f you look'n at?"
Da5StarRMD's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:16
Da5StarRMD
"How's it taste mothafucka"
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:16
entrager
"This time, no teeth."
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:22
Chris Carter
Frank: "Hold on Maw, I have a phone call. Yes, Mr. Purple People Eater. I have your son. You have five days."
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:32
Excel-2011
"Got yer nose!"
SteezyXL's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:35
SteezyXL
<a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/3350/dtoidmawlq9.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/></a><br/><a href="http://g.imageshack.us/img504/dtoidmawlq9.jpg/1/"><img src="http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/dtoidmawlq9.jpg/1/w640.png" border="0"></a>
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:37
naia-the-gamer
"Isn't that neat? You wanna touch it?"
JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:37
JTHomeslice
Frank turned suicidal, the easiest way to die was by Maw.
SteezyXL's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:38
SteezyXL


Wheres that delete post button...
Marioland's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:39
Marioland
LOL look! invisible guitar!
Fishstick's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:43
Fishstick
"See, it's an air lute. See? You know ... a lute ... air ... erm."
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:47
Guagloves
"When did you grow an extra finger?!"
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:53
Fusiontr
"And your Mawma's loving tool was this big!
That's right
She had a loving tool"
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:55
ParaParaKing
Frank: "Do you remember a Boy and his Blob?"
Maw: "Yeah, that Blob was tasty."
coffeesash's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:55
coffeesash
After the magic mushrooms, playing A Boy And His Blob seemed a lot more real.
vonneuton's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 17:56
vonneuton
"You've got a little somethin' on your face... right... there."
Newsworthy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 18:03
Newsworthy
"And now for my next trick, ladies and Gentlemen, I shall make his other eyeball, re-appear!"
the barking dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 18:04
the barking dog
Five. Five nauda. Five nauda mahabaaaaaa...
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 18:06
pendelton21
No, seriously, I got my WHOLE HAND up in her. Take a sniff.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 18:07
Dead Movie Star


And if that is not a valid entry:
"SEX MAKES BABIES?!?!?!?"
kevvo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 18:09
kevvo
Charlie Murphy's true hollywood stories started getting wierder when he told of his time working with pixar.....
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