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Contest: Win some loser's Nokia N-81 Multimedia gaming phone contraption photo

Some weeks ago I had the distinct pleasure of having my ass handed to me in a Reset Generation journo tournament hosted by the Themis Group and, as promised, I shall pass the spoils onto a chosen one from the Dtoid Army this Saturday. The prize is a slick Nokia N-81 Multimedia phone ($350ish) that has more applications than your lame ex-girlfriend's Facebook profile, including a 2MP camera, Gmail, MP3s, Internet tubes, proper WiFi, N-Gage multiplayer games, and the most ghetto-blasting speakers I've ever seen grafted on a cellphone. This thing is frickin' LOUD.

We're also throwing in some wireless bluetooth headphones and the ungodly amount of cables and international adapter things this comes with. Yes, yes, my European Dtoiders, you too can soon have my cooties. On a related note, did you know that fish you've gone to parties with can have their tongues replaced by an isopod? Watch who you kiss, kids!

To win it, simply post a comment. 

That's it.  You know, like "Do Want!" or "Where are my damn vinyl pants, Nicholas Wallenius Chester?!!" and you're in like ... ingrowns? I don't know, man.

Post your comment, and we'll randomly pick your weiner, and I'll announce this Saturday sometime during our panel at the Penny Arcade Expo.

If you don't win, don't worry -- 10,000 runners-up will receive an autographed copy of the weird press release we got this morning about the first annual Egyptian Dental Association conference in Cairo which, believe it or not, only has 2 less gaming companies attending than E for All. Be there! Good luck!





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pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 02:34
pedrovay2003
Wow, "do want" doesn't begin to describe my thoughts toward this. Thanks for all the contests you guys come up with!
Aaron Linde's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 02:36
Aaron Linde
Do former employees count? I was just thinking maybe if you would cons GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pG99's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 02:38
pG99
Do want?
ry mc's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 02:38
ry mc
boom boom pick hello
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 02:39
Niero
Haha yes, former employees count! But if you win everyone will think we rigged it. If you're willing to fight an angry mob calling for my death, then have at it young man!

On a related note, the guy that made Reset Generation will be at PAX. I'm going to rub this device on him so that its resale value will go up for the winner. What's the international going rate for freshly shed chest hair?
NightmareKira's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 02:40
NightmareKira
I can has cool phone?
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 02:42
Niero
Ok, its like 4am in Miami. I love you all. Bed.
Torzelan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 02:43
Torzelan
Do want, since my current phone is ancient and does not work very well at all.
MarginalMeaning's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 02:47
MarginalMeaning
Hrmm I too would like a new phone...
KnuxSonic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 02:48
KnuxSonic
I hear cell phones are cordless now?!
WormFOODx's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 02:48
WormFOODx
MMmmmm..... new phone!
smallkid's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 02:49
smallkid
When i grow up i'm going to be mauled by bears
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 02:51
pedrovay2003
Freshly shed chest hair should raise its value by at least a hundred bucks if it's the chest hair of a celebrity.
scsitransfer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 02:53
scsitransfer
0.0 *raises hand up in the air* PICK ME PICK ME!!!
Suff0cat's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 02:58
Suff0cat
gimmie! kthx <3
Iggy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 02:59
Iggy
i could use a new phone...
riomccarthy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:00
riomccarthy
Wow this plays NGAGE games? Then I definitely do want XD I have some NGAGE games for some reason.
RRDelay's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:01
RRDelay
If Linde win's, does the world explode?
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:02
dephect
This contest is rigged, I already won.

DO WANT.
george1028's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:03
george1028
ill take two.
Aequitas's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:04
Aequitas
Yo.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:04
HarassmentPanda
Okay, it's 4:10 am in DC. I can't even begin to understand what I just read. So, DO WANT!! Also, where are my damn vinyl pants, Nicholas Wallenius Chester?!!
rapfan211's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:05
rapfan211
Man that would be a great phone!
Daddygerplex's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:06
Daddygerplex
I am European!
Liz Alexander's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:06
Liz Alexander
you took away my fallout 3, you took away my manhunt, you took away my phantasmagoria, you're trying to take away my rock band, and you took away my goddamn tasmanian tigers!!!!
You bloody well owe me god!
Gimme!!!
Clockwork-Zombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:07
Clockwork-Zombie
A contest? Color me interested.
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:08
power-glove
Actually, Rio, this does not play those old N-Gage games. N-Gage has been restructed to be a general name for the Nokia mobile gaming platform.

Also, this is my entry for the contest. I could always use a new phone.
dgschrei's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:11
dgschrei
Do want. Finally I would own a phone that doesn't suck balls.
Resonance's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:12
Resonance
I've lusted after this phone for quite some time now!
Farrmark's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:13
Farrmark
My phone's dying, so I could do with a new one!!
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:14
Rifter01
Why am I up right now.. I can't sleep in my bear cave, so, WAHHH.

DO WANT!!! Paw 'n claw!

Now, time to raid the fridge.
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:14
Vitamin Awesome
It certainly is a pretty phone, and I am a junkie when it comes to phones, but alas, I will more than likely wait for my autographed press release. Here's hoping I walk away with something.
Lewis Bell's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:15
Lewis Bell
JUST ONE NOKIAAAAA GIVE IT TOOO MEEEEEEEE DELICIOUS MOBILE FROM DESTRUCTOID-aly

Please may I have it Mr Niero
: 3
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:15
Wedge
Better get my boyfriend to post one too, he probably wants this thing...
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:15
Puppy Licks
Random? I can dig random :)

[i]Dear fucking you,

Chimely chime cho dick-whipple queems.
Interestedly yours,

The Intardnet.[/i]
Zeltek's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:16
Zeltek
Fudge the tuck what bilbo?
Rusty Ghia's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:16
Rusty Ghia
Oh God, the isopods, I hate them!!
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:16
nebones
I want a new phone
Phoenix Gamma's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:17
Phoenix Gamma
I don't have a cell phone.

I can haz? :[
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:17
Justice
I CAN HAZ N81 PLZ?
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:18
CountingConflict
I want DestructAIDS!
omar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:18
omar
Where are my damn vinyl pants, Nicholas Wallenius Chester?!!

that fone makes me want to fap brb *fap fap fap fap*

Also cocks
Shoop's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:19
Shoop
I need something to replace my crappy Sidekick ID D:
omar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:20
omar
Ps. if you give me that phone i will be your sexy slave for life. :)
Coldflare's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:21
Coldflare
<bites lip>
Well, here we go ...
<tosses dice>
JJ Rage's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:21
JJ Rage
I enjoy free things.
Mekanikles's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:22
Mekanikles
this tray is wet, this tray is wet, this tray is wet...
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:23
BahamutZero
wait so how do I enter again?

just kidding.

no really?
Aughndibi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:25
Aughndibi
I like free phones.
stomm's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 03:27
stomm
do want :) :) :)
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