Some weeks ago I had the distinct pleasure of having my ass handed to me in a Reset Generation journo tournament hosted by the Themis Group and, as promised, I shall pass the spoils onto a chosen one from the Dtoid Army this Saturday. The prize is a slick Nokia N-81 Multimedia phone ($350ish) that has more applications than your lame ex-girlfriend's Facebook profile, including a 2MP camera, Gmail, MP3s, Internet tubes, proper WiFi, N-Gage multiplayer games, and the most ghetto-blasting speakers I've ever seen grafted on a cellphone. This thing is frickin' LOUD.

We're also throwing in some wireless bluetooth headphones and the ungodly amount of cables and international adapter things this comes with. Yes, yes, my European Dtoiders, you too can soon have my cooties. On a related note, did you know that fish you've gone to parties with can have their tongues replaced by an isopod? Watch who you kiss, kids!

To win it, simply post a comment. 

That's it.  You know, like "Do Want!" or "Where are my damn vinyl pants, Nicholas Wallenius Chester?!!" and you're in like ... ingrowns? I don't know, man.

Post your comment, and we'll randomly pick your weiner, and I'll announce this Saturday sometime during our panel at the Penny Arcade Expo.