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Contest: Win Prince of Persia Epilogue for PlayStation 3! photo

Last week, Ubisoft released its first bit of downloadable content for Prince of Persia in the form of "Epilogue." New areas, new powers, new... stuff! And if you own a PlayStation 3 and live in the United States, we want to give you it to you!

Here's how to win: we want you to scare us with laughter. What does that mean? Scour the Internet for the most wild animated GIFs from the horror film of your choice and post it in the comments of this thread. Or, make your own! Trust us, this is a lot easier and funnier than it sounds on paper. The three commenters who post funniest and craziest (judged by the Destructoid staff) animations will win a code to download Prince of Persia Epilogue for the PlayStation 3. The first comment you make will be your entry, so make it count.

Why horror movies? Why not? We'll be choosing winners at 3:13 EST on Friday, March 13. Hey, there's your horror film connection, eh? Have at it, and good luck.

[Note: You must own Prince of Persia for the PlayStation 3 to use the "Epilogue" DLC, and the codes are only redeemable on North American PS3 consoles with PlayStation Network accounts based in the United States. Sorry rest of the world!]






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Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 18:36
Jordan Devore
I may not be eligible to win, but that's not going to stop me.

ran24's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 18:41
ran24
sorry, sucked at image code

Def JM's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 18:43
Def JM


for the fact I cannot win I dont have the ps3 version
Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 18:50
Silverhertz
I'm not eligible to enter, dont have the game and I'm not even sure this is from a horror movie but I wanted to share anyways

Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 18:54
Chris Carter


Fat dude=gold
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 18:59
Corak


Bewbs and zombies what more can you ask for?
dtx01's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 19:14
dtx01
<img src="http://www.michaelphelpsjokes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/michael-phelps-primal-scream-2.gif">
dtx01's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 19:15
dtx01
not movie related but funyn none the less

Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 19:41
Josh Tolentino


This is what happened when the prince could no longer stand hearing "FERTILE GROUNDS" said over and over.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 19:47
mix
Lol!

You guys should post the movies that you are using as I want to know what clips are from Coraks, Silverhertz and enanograndes posts!
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 20:01
bluexy


Dead Alive!
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 20:08
Chronic Logic
Well crap, I don't own Prince of Persia. Oh well.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 20:29
Chris Carter
Repost - my gif isn't working

Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 20:32
Jordan Devore
Glad to see some love for Dead Alive.
Kalmah's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 20:45
Kalmah


OM NOM NOM NOM-- OH FU-
myheadsonfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 20:50
myheadsonfire


From Alone in the Dark, which from what I hear is one of Uwe Boll's most heinous travesties
Riegel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 21:02
Riegel88

It will eat you!!
Riegel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 21:04
Riegel88

sorry@ unangbangkay I thought no one else posted it, I missed yours =[
Fing Dr Yang's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 22:11
Fing Dr Yang
No more face.
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/jason-10kills/kill9c.gif
Fing Dr Yang's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 22:14
Fing Dr Yang
Fail.
Ha-Puken's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 22:18
Ha-Puken

Take that Prince of Persia sword!
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 23:30
thisissami
apologies from now for the length of this post, but i simply couldn't resist. also, i don't own prince of persia yet. i plan on getting it eventually, but that might be a year or two. i have about 9 games that i own right now that i haven't played yet that i plan on playing before buying any new games (they're all oldish or old classics that i got off ebay or goozex plus the orange box). thanks to pedobearpics.com for all the gifs used here. don't scroll down too far if you're at work since part of it might be NSFW. sorry that i'm going against the comment system requirements!

[b]i present to you, destructoid, the horrific saga of...
...Pedobear...[/b]

Once upon a time, there was a dance teacher at a college in a small town college in Western Massachusetts named Pedobear. Once the economic recession in America began taking place, he lost his job since the college decided that it would cut costs by dissolving the dance department. As such, he started looking around for a dance teaching job elsewhere. He eventually found an elementary school that wanted to start teaching its students dance that gave him a job. On his first day there, he realized that he loved those little kids so much more than the young adults he used to teach.



He soon noticed that this love for kids wasn't just a mental thing. Every day after class he noticed that there was a hard thing throbbing in his crotch region. After scouring the library, he eventually figured out what that meant, and decided that he would do something about it. Unfortunately for the kids, cartoon bears don't exactly have the same morals as humans.



He eventually got kicked out of the school when parents started to inquire why their kids always came home sleepily 20 or 30 minutes late. However, having taught where he did, he knew that kids loved candy.



Once word of mouth got around about the fact that there was no candy, he started to find other means of getting kids. sometimes it was a surprise kidnapping.



sometimes it was through elaborate designs that he built



and sometimes it was through some form of disguise



after a while, once he really became addicted to kiddy-sex, he decided that he didn't want to waste hours and hours preparing to defile all sorts of youngins. as such, he began practicing blatant flat-out rape.

sometimes it involved hiding in the bushes for an unsuspecting stranger to walk by



sometimes it involved chases through streets and meadows





but it eventually turned to just breaking into random houses until he found a kid that was home alone



once he had break-ins listed under the offenses that he committed, the police started to look for him. at this point in time, however, pedobear finally ran into a true slut of a kid who asked him to return every single time he raped her (though technically it isn't rape). he came again...



...and again...



...and again.



it was impossible for the police to track him down, since there weren't any break-ins or reportings of rape anymore where the rapist was described as a brown bear. luckily for them, however, pedobear's "girlfriend" refused to try anal sex with him, which is the next thing he wanted to try. when she said no, he proceeded to attempt to do so anyway, at which point she threw him out and told him to never come back. she phoned the police and told them all about pedobear. she said that she feared that he was going to come back and try to have buttsecks with her all day, which she really didn't want to do.

it was very fortunate for her that she did tell the police, since the next day, pedobear came back! the police, however, were there to deter him from trying any funny business.



since pedobear knew he couldn't get past the police, he decided to disguise himself as a pizza deliverer giving free pizza to children. he got past the police successfully, since he was being a really nice guy that gave free pizza to children out of his own money, but his ex-girlfriend was a bit more intelligent than that.



unfortunately for her, the reason she this realization was because the pizza tasted funny. it tasted funny because pedobear replaced the cheese on the pizza with roofies.



once it was obvious that she was gone and that she wasn't picking up her cell phone, the police decided to give pedobear an undercover call, since they obtained his number when his ex-girlfriend told them everything. unfortunately, his good friend admiral ackbar came to his rescue.



this didn't mean anything to the police, however, since they already figured out where his phone number was located at currently. since he ran off and they had a relatively good psychological profile on him, they decided to just blow up the nearest sketchy van to the location that he was at.



they picked the right one!

THE END! I hope you enjoyed!
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 23:31
thisissami
apologies from now for the length of this post, but i simply couldn't resist. also, i don't own prince of persia yet. i plan on getting it eventually, but that might be a year or two. i have about 9 games that i own right now that i haven't played yet that i plan on playing before buying any new games (they're all oldish or old classics that i got off ebay or goozex plus the orange box). thanks to pedobearpics.com for all the gifs used here. don't scroll down too far if you're at work since part of it might be NSFW. sorry that i'm going against the comment system requirements!

[b]i present to you, destructoid, the horrific saga of...
...Pedobear...[/b]

Once upon a time, there was a dance teacher at a college in a small town college in Western Massachusetts named Pedobear. Once the economic recession in America began taking place, he lost his job since the college decided that it would cut costs by dissolving the dance department. As such, he started looking around for a dance teaching job elsewhere. He eventually found an elementary school that wanted to start teaching its students dance that gave him a job. On his first day there, he realized that he loved those little kids so much more than the young adults he used to teach.



He soon noticed that this love for kids wasn't just a mental thing. Every day after class he noticed that there was a hard thing throbbing in his crotch region. After scouring the library, he eventually figured out what that meant, and decided that he would do something about it. Unfortunately for the kids, cartoon bears don't exactly have the same morals as humans.



He eventually got kicked out of the school when parents started to inquire why their kids always came home sleepily 20 or 30 minutes late. However, having taught where he did, he knew that kids loved candy.



Once word of mouth got around about the fact that there was no candy, he started to find other means of getting kids. sometimes it was a surprise kidnapping.



sometimes it was through elaborate designs that he built



and sometimes it was through some form of disguise



after a while, once he really became addicted to kiddy-sex, he decided that he didn't want to waste hours and hours preparing to defile all sorts of youngins. as such, he began practicing blatant flat-out rape.

sometimes it involved hiding in the bushes for an unsuspecting stranger to walk by



sometimes it involved chases through streets and meadows





but it eventually turned to just breaking into random houses until he found a kid that was home alone



once he had break-ins listed under the offenses that he committed, the police started to look for him. at this point in time, however, pedobear finally ran into a true slut of a kid who asked him to return every single time he raped her (though technically it isn't rape). he came again...



...and again...



...and again.



it was impossible for the police to track him down, since there weren't any break-ins or reportings of rape anymore where the rapist was described as a brown bear. luckily for them, however, pedobear's "girlfriend" refused to try anal sex with him, which is the next thing he wanted to try. when she said no, he proceeded to attempt to do so anyway, at which point she threw him out and told him to never come back. she phoned the police and told them all about pedobear. she said that she feared that he was going to come back and try to have buttsecks with her all day, which she really didn't want to do.

it was very fortunate for her that she did tell the police, since the next day, pedobear came back! the police, however, were there to deter him from trying any funny business.



since pedobear knew he couldn't get past the police, he decided to disguise himself as a pizza deliverer giving free pizza to children. he got past the police successfully, since he was being a really nice guy that gave free pizza to children out of his own money, but his ex-girlfriend was a bit more intelligent than that.



unfortunately for her, the reason she this realization was because the pizza tasted funny. it tasted funny because pedobear replaced the cheese on the pizza with roofies.



once it was obvious that she was gone and that she wasn't picking up her cell phone, the police decided to give pedobear an undercover call, since they obtained his number when his ex-girlfriend told them everything. unfortunately, his good friend admiral ackbar came to his rescue.



this didn't mean anything to the police, however, since they already figured out where his phone number was located at currently. since he ran off and they had a relatively good psychological profile on him, they decided to just blow up the nearest sketchy van to the location that he was at.



they picked the right one!

THE END! I hope you enjoyed!
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 23:33
thisissami
huh? i'm confused... i've tried to add my comment with gifs twice, but every time i do it increases the number of comments by 1 without actually putting my comment up... is it too long to go up here?
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 23:34
thisissami
oh shit, it just took a while. sorry for the quadruple post at this point. if an admin could delete my last 3 posts, that would be most amazing. sorry to everybody for cluttering the comment space up!!!
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 23:49
ChronosWing
oh god... those pedobear gifs are down right disturbing...
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2009 01:14
Chris Carter
What the fuck is this, 4Chan? Well, Dtoid had that Stile Project type dog throwing up video last week.....
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2009 01:25
ChronosWing

FAIL!
kyleboytoy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2009 03:11
kyleboytoy
Sorry if this is a stupid post!
I JUST WANT THAT THANG SO I CAN GET MY GAME ON!

<img src=http://www.die-space.com/Images/Humor/Funny_Animated_Graphics/images/Stop_Making_Stupid_Posts.gif>

<img src=http://www.die-space.com/Images/Horror/Horror-Movie-Clips/images/th_EvilDeadEye-1.gif>

<img src=http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x89/edwardbayntun/gifs/TheRing.gif>

<img src=http://www.die-space.com/Images/Horror/Horror-Movie-Clips/images/leprechaun_bottomsup.gif>

<img src=http://www.die-space.com/Images/Humor/Funny_Animated_Graphics/images/13.gif>

<img src=http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x89/edwardbayntun/gifs/MinorityReport.gif>

<img src=http://www.die-space.com/Images/Humor/Funny_Animated_Graphics/images/1.gif>

<img src=http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x89/edwardbayntun/gifs/InterviewWithTheVampire.gif>

<img src=http://www.die-space.com/Images/Humor/Funny_Animated_Graphics/images/27.gif>

<img src=http://www.die-space.com/Images/Humor/Funny_Animated_Graphics/images/7.gif>

<img src=http://www.die-space.com/Images/Humor/Funny_Animated_Graphics/images/BLOW.gif>

<img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v453/fat_mastah/gifs/giraffe.gif>

<img src=http://www.die-space.com/Images/Humor/Funny_Animated_Graphics/images/jesus.gif>

<img src=http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q160/prozak_bucket/40349_121856531_small.gif>








I think the scariest thing in life, is life!
But in life, we go through alot and laugh!

I think it's the best image here!
So yeah. =D Think about it!
<img src=http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/08/30/one_1.gif>
kyleboytoy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2009 03:16
kyleboytoy
OH GOODNESS! IM SUCH A NOOB!
SORRY IM NEW HERE, SO I HOPE THE FIRST POST DIDNT COUNT!

Sorry if this is a stupid post!
I JUST WANT THAT THANG SO I CAN GET MY GAME ON!

I posted, scary shizzz and funny and something in between!


































I think the scariest thing in life, is life!
But in life, we go through alot and laugh!

I think it's the best image here!
So yeah. =D Think about it!
Andrew Godsey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2009 13:22
Andrew Godsey
Loving the Dead Alive love, haha! NEEDS MOAR EVIL DEAD!!!!
travolta's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2009 13:33
travolta
how could no one have posted this yet???

killquick's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2009 18:04
killquick
You should have let me finish my damn puzzle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No6GtzfLTKYBack to results
manta's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2009 18:49
manta
I don't own the game, but someone needs to post garbageday.gif...and you'll win. Guaranteed.
Qalamari's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2009 00:59
Qalamari


Credit where credit is due. You should click that link anyway, it's much better with the Chariots of Fire theme in the background.
tehAnt1the1s1s's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2009 12:39
tehAnt1the1s1s
[img]file://localhost/C:/Users/David/Desktop/1236895056475.gif[/img]
tehAnt1the1s1s's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2009 12:54
tehAnt1the1s1s


sry about the previous post lol.
its too early in the morning
tehAnt1the1s1s's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2009 13:18
tehAnt1the1s1s


Hmm... not sure what the problem is hopefully will work this time
Andrew Godsey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2009 15:39
Andrew Godsey
WOW, yeah "Garbage Day! No, No! Hahaha."
That would be an epic win....or even some Toxic Avenger, hahaha.
travolta's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 21:25
travolta


i know i already entered, but if anyone can find something better.. hahaha i win
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 11:10
Chris Carter
Who won?
killquick's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 21:17
killquick
that is a good question, who won for real?
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