I'm not eligible to enter, dont have the game and I'm not even sure this is from a horror movie but I wanted to share anyways

not movie related but funyn none the less

Lol!

You guys should post the movies that you are using as I want to know what clips are from Coraks, Silverhertz and enanograndes posts!

Well crap, I don't own Prince of Persia. Oh well.

Glad to see some love for Dead Alive.

From Alone in the Dark, which from what I hear is one of Uwe Boll's most heinous travesties

sorry@ unangbangkay I thought no one else posted it, I missed yours =[

Fail.

apologies from now for the length of this post, but i simply couldn't resist. also, i don't own prince of persia yet. i plan on getting it eventually, but that might be a year or two. i have about 9 games that i own right now that i haven't played yet that i plan on playing before buying any new games (they're all oldish or old classics that i got off ebay or goozex plus the orange box). thanks to pedobearpics.com for all the gifs used here. don't scroll down too far if you're at work since part of it might be NSFW. sorry that i'm going against the comment system requirements!

[b]i present to you, destructoid, the horrific saga of...
...Pedobear...[/b]

Once upon a time, there was a dance teacher at a college in a small town college in Western Massachusetts named Pedobear. Once the economic recession in America began taking place, he lost his job since the college decided that it would cut costs by dissolving the dance department. As such, he started looking around for a dance teaching job elsewhere. He eventually found an elementary school that wanted to start teaching its students dance that gave him a job. On his first day there, he realized that he loved those little kids so much more than the young adults he used to teach.



He soon noticed that this love for kids wasn't just a mental thing. Every day after class he noticed that there was a hard thing throbbing in his crotch region. After scouring the library, he eventually figured out what that meant, and decided that he would do something about it. Unfortunately for the kids, cartoon bears don't exactly have the same morals as humans.



He eventually got kicked out of the school when parents started to inquire why their kids always came home sleepily 20 or 30 minutes late. However, having taught where he did, he knew that kids loved candy.



Once word of mouth got around about the fact that there was no candy, he started to find other means of getting kids. sometimes it was a surprise kidnapping.



sometimes it was through elaborate designs that he built



and sometimes it was through some form of disguise



after a while, once he really became addicted to kiddy-sex, he decided that he didn't want to waste hours and hours preparing to defile all sorts of youngins. as such, he began practicing blatant flat-out rape.

sometimes it involved hiding in the bushes for an unsuspecting stranger to walk by



sometimes it involved chases through streets and meadows





but it eventually turned to just breaking into random houses until he found a kid that was home alone



once he had break-ins listed under the offenses that he committed, the police started to look for him. at this point in time, however, pedobear finally ran into a true slut of a kid who asked him to return every single time he raped her (though technically it isn't rape). he came again...



...and again...



...and again.



it was impossible for the police to track him down, since there weren't any break-ins or reportings of rape anymore where the rapist was described as a brown bear. luckily for them, however, pedobear's "girlfriend" refused to try anal sex with him, which is the next thing he wanted to try. when she said no, he proceeded to attempt to do so anyway, at which point she threw him out and told him to never come back. she phoned the police and told them all about pedobear. she said that she feared that he was going to come back and try to have buttsecks with her all day, which she really didn't want to do.

it was very fortunate for her that she did tell the police, since the next day, pedobear came back! the police, however, were there to deter him from trying any funny business.



since pedobear knew he couldn't get past the police, he decided to disguise himself as a pizza deliverer giving free pizza to children. he got past the police successfully, since he was being a really nice guy that gave free pizza to children out of his own money, but his ex-girlfriend was a bit more intelligent than that.



unfortunately for her, the reason she this realization was because the pizza tasted funny. it tasted funny because pedobear replaced the cheese on the pizza with roofies.



once it was obvious that she was gone and that she wasn't picking up her cell phone, the police decided to give pedobear an undercover call, since they obtained his number when his ex-girlfriend told them everything. unfortunately, his good friend admiral ackbar came to his rescue.



this didn't mean anything to the police, however, since they already figured out where his phone number was located at currently. since he ran off and they had a relatively good psychological profile on him, they decided to just blow up the nearest sketchy van to the location that he was at.



they picked the right one!

THE END! I hope you enjoyed!

huh? i'm confused... i've tried to add my comment with gifs twice, but every time i do it increases the number of comments by 1 without actually putting my comment up... is it too long to go up here?

oh god... those pedobear gifs are down right disturbing...

FAIL!

OH GOODNESS! IM SUCH A NOOB!
SORRY IM NEW HERE, SO I HOPE THE FIRST POST DIDNT COUNT!

Sorry if this is a stupid post!
I JUST WANT THAT THANG SO I CAN GET MY GAME ON!

I posted, scary shizzz and funny and something in between!























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I think the scariest thing in life, is life!
But in life, we go through alot and laugh!

I think it's the best image here!
So yeah. =D Think about it!

Loving the Dead Alive love, haha! NEEDS MOAR EVIL DEAD!!!!

You should have let me finish my damn puzzle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No6GtzfLTKYBack to results

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Hmm... not sure what the problem is hopefully will work this time

i know i already entered, but if anyone can find something better.. hahaha i win

that is a good question, who won for real?